第3章
“爸，你处理谁？”
叶星呆呆地问。
“gun，sheishiniba，laozidangranshiyaochulinizheigewangbadanle！”
“ba，zheiyangluanmarenbuhaode，youqishixiangnimenzheiyangdechengliren，jiuyaogengzhuyisuzhile，woganggangshizaijiuzhiyeye，wohuiyishude！”
yexingxianjiaoyuyidunsuhaisheng，ranhouweizijibianjie。
“......”
“cao，nizhenshigewangbadan，gun，niganjinjilaozigunchuwojia！”
suhaishengmeichadianqidian，duifangjianzhishigeshenmeren！
“咳咳，噗噗！”
jiuzaizheishi，sudonghuacongshafashangxinglai，shouwuzhexiongkououtu，zuilichuxianxinghong。
yexingjianzhuangganjinguoqu，shoushangshanxianyimeiyinguang，tayizhishouanzhesudonghua，lingzhishoucongtayaojianmouxuejiangyinzhenzharujinqu。
qingkejian，sudonghuayouhuifuleanjing，yanjingyibihunshuiguoqu。
sushifunvqideyaosharen！
gangcaibalaoyezigandaoguoqu，xianzailaoyezihaoburongyixinglai，tayoujigandaoguoqu！
这简直是个罪犯！
“sudong，womenlaile！”
zheishiyigekuiwudeqingniannanzizaimenkouchuxian，zhengshisujiabieshudebaoanduizhangqinbo，shenhouhaigenzhewuliugejirouqiujiedezhifuzhuanghan。
“jiushita，zhijiejiwonongsi！”
suhaishengxianzaiyijingshijihuogongxin，tarendingyexingjiushifuqindeyigesharenxiongshoule！
shide，tadanxinfuqinkenengyijingguale！
zheicaishitachukoujiuyaonongsiyexingdeyuanyin。
qinboziranshihedemianseyouxiefabai，sharen，takebugan，dansudongfahuale，shouhaishiyaodongde，talikefenfuren，jiaozhetamenbayexingxianjinaxia。
haiteyimingqueshuoshinaxia，bushisharen！
jigezhifuduiyuanzaixinlimatashigeshazi，zheihaiyongnishuoma，sheixiangchilaofana！
zaidixiadeshihou，tamenjiuduizheigeduizhangyouxiebuman，suoyidaidaojihuixinlidouyaohenhenmata。
“nimenbieluanlai，woshizaijiuwoyeye......”
草！
suhaishengmeiqidebachangzichadiantuchulai，zheiduifangdaodishigeshenmeyaoguai，douzheimehaitadielehainengyiyeyexiangcheng，duitahenveryeshibaxifude，ganchuzheihaimingdeshihaiyigejingbazijidangjiaren。
tamenzhendejuedezheirenshiyaoguaibiande！
yaobujiushiyiduotiandadeqipa！
yexingkanjiaobuzhutamen，doufenfenchaotayonglai，zhinengshenzitengkongyixuan，yigepiaoliangdexuantijiangtamenliaodao，gegedaodishangaihaobuqi，yourusiledieniang。
“shinimenfeiyaolaidawode，neiwobunengrangnimendaba，suoyizheishinimenzizhaode，bunengguaiwoha。”
yexinghenrenzhendikanzhetamenshuo。
qinbolianledianwugong，zuihoushangqu，jieguoyeshibeiyijiaotifei。
“nizhenderangwogandong，yaopeizhenidezheixiexiongdiyiqiwodao。”
yexingkanzhedaodideqinbo。
“你......”
秦波无语至极。
tamingmingshizaifengsudongdeminglinghaoma，shenrangnigandongle！
hekuang，tasidixiagenzheibangrenguanxichadeyaosi。
doubabudemixitamenzhongxinhuanyiboni！
“ni，nijingranzheiyanglihai！”
suhaishengkandaotadezheihuojingyingbaobiaoquandoudaoxia，shouzhizheyexing，nanyizhixindao，tongshineixinyeshengqileyisihuangkong。
duifangpashiyaobatamenyijiazidoujihaile！
suxueyanmianshangyeshengchujisizhanju，chengmeixiangdao，daihuijiadezheigeqigai，jingranshigewudaogaoshou。
wudaogaoshoujiusuanle，haoxianghaishizhuanmenguolaihaitamensujiade。
竟然引虎入室！
“ba，xifu，nimenbiehaipa，woyoubuhuishanghainimen。”
yexingzhuanzheshoushangyinzhenchaotamenshangqian。
“你别过来！”
suhaishengliketuishoudao，tongshijinjinlazheshenpangnverdeshou，tazhenpaduifangshihaiyaojienverdese。
“haisheng，zheizenmele？”
zheishi，menkouyouchuxianyigefuren，shenbianhaizhanzheyiweihuajialaozhe，hefatongyan，shenzhehuisezhangpao，dabanyouxielinglei，yiduiyanjingfeichangyoushen，shoushangtizheyigeyixiang。
sudonghuahuanyouyinji，meizhousanxiawudouyaorangjiangchengdeshenyilimiaochunguolaizhenjiuyifan，fangyiezhi，fouzerenqifazhanxiaqujianghuiweihaishengming。
jintiansuhaishengdeqiziliudongmeijiushikeyiquyigejiudianjietade，kaichebatadaileguolai。
bucengxiang，errenjindaobieshu，jiukandaozheilangjiedeyimu。
“李神医你来了！”
kandaolimiaochundeshunjian，suhaishengdaxi，ganmangguoquyingta：“kuaikuaikuai，wofuqinxianzaishengmingkanyou，nikuaiganjinkankanhaiyoumeiyoudezhi！”
suhaishenglianshangdexiseyouzhuanbianchenglejiaoji，shenzhidoukuaikuledeyangzi。
fuqincongxiaojiuxixindaita，muqinzaozaozoule，suoyiduilaoyezideganqingtebiedeshen。
“lishenyi，qiuni，yidingyaojiuhaowoyeye......”
suxueyanzhijieleiruyuxia，tagenlaoyezideganqingtongyangshensihanhai。
limiaochundouyoudianshale，dantingdaosulaoyeziqingkuangjinji，gubudeduowen，likequdaoleshafabianzhenzhihunmidesulaoye。
“ma，nihao，wojiaoyexing。”
“......”
liudongmeikandaomianqiandeyigenianqingrenturanjiaotama，dunshishale......
funvliangzheicaifanyingyexingzheigeyaoguaihaizai，jideerrendajiao：“laopo，nikuaiguolai！”
“ma，nikuaiguolai，neishigeyaoguai！”
什么？！
妖怪？！
hedeliudongmeiganjinbendaolelaogonghenverdeshenbian。
xinligengshizaibuzhudagu，zheishishanghaihuiyouyaoguaidema？
kanzhexianchangdelangjie，gendaodideneihuobaoan，nandaohaizhenshizheigeyaoguaisuowei？
yexingwuyu，tazenmejiuchengyaoguaile？
naodaishangyoumeizhangjiao，zuiliyemeizhangliaoyade，nayouzheimepiaoliangdeyaoguai？
哦不，帅气的妖怪？
“ai，qishinimenyijiazhendeshiwuhuiwole，wogangshizaizhiyeyedebinga！”
“xiaozi，wozhidaonilihai，danwoquanniganjinzou，fouzewojiuyaobaojingle，daoshijingchaguolai，wojiubuxinnibuhuibeidaizou，laofanderizikebuhaoguo！”
suhaishengshizaidanxinduifanghaihuimouhailaoyezixingming，yaohongzouta。
“buyaobaojing，woxianzaibaozhengshenmedoubuzuoxingbu？”
yexingzoudaoyizhangshafaqianzuoxia。
“不，你必须走！”
苏雪颜娇喝。
“xifu，buyaozheiyangma......”
“你！”
suxueyanqideduzidouzhangleyiquan。
“xingxiaozi，nizuihaobieluandong，fouzewolimabaojing，banikaoqilai！”
suhaishengshuowanbuzaiguanta，mangyougenlimiaochunshuo：“lishenyi，kuai，kankanwofuqin。”
limiaochundiandiantou，shenshouzaiduifangdecunguanchishangganshouyixia，dunshi，tamouziyijing！
“怎么了李神医？”
“lishenyi，shibushiwoyeyetameijiule？”
“wuwu，yeye......”
suxueyankuleqilai，lihuadaiyu，wojianyoulian，kandezuozaiyibiandeyexingwubixinteng，xinligengshizaixiangxifuzazheimekuaishangganni，jiubunengtingrenjiashenyibahuashuowan？
“不是，他！”
lishenyizhenjingdikanzhesuhaisheng：“zhiqiannimenshibushiyouyouqingshenyile？”
suhaishengyileng：“meiyoua，zenmelelishenyi，nizheihuashishenmeyisi？”
suxueyanyemoleyibalei，ganjuelishenyibiaoqingyouxieyiyang，shiqingmaosiyouzhuanjideyangzi，dailenglengdingzhelishenyikan。
“nifuqinyinjiwozhiqianjiugennimenshuoguo，bixumeizhousanzhenjiuyicicainengezhi，xuyaoyibeizizheiyangxiaqucaixing，danxianzai，wozhixuzaijitazhenjiuyici，nimenfuqinjiunengchedihaole！”
limiaochundeshengyindouhenjidong，daodishishei，sheiyouzheigebenshi，tayaobaitaweishi！
“shen......shenmelishenyi，nizaishuoyibian？”
suhaishengshuangshouzhuazhelimiaochunjianbang，shenqingwubidejidong。
“jiushinimenlaoyezidebingbuyongzaixiangyiqianneiyangjingchangzhetengle，wozaizhenjiuyicijiuhuihao，suoyoujitongdouhuixiaosan。”
李妙春解释。
“nei......neizheishiweishenmea！”
苏海生满脸不解。
“weishenme，wohaiyaowennimenni，kuaigenwolaoshishuo，nimendaodishimanzhewoqinglenaweishiwaishenyi，wolimiaochunyaobaitaweishi，buranwohuihuobuxiaqude！”
“......”
sushifunvchedishale......
liudongmeidoushalebaji，jintianjingranhuishitazuihouyicijielishenyizhiliao？
laoyezicongjintianqinenggouchedibingyule？
shinaweishenyini，nenggouzhihaotadegonggong？
liudongmeishigediqiganhenqiangdenvren，zailaogonghenverdoumengbideshihou，tadeyanjingbuyoukanxianglezhiqianjiaotamadeneigeren......