第2章
陈飞宇闻言一愣。
zhaosuyuezecuqifengmei，xiandeyouxiebuyue。
zheigexiushuigongyinggaishixiangbangziji，keyebunengzheimezhanzijibianyi。
zaishuozijiyebuxuyaotabang。
“xingle，shifu，nitonghaomatongjiuchuquba，womishuhuijiniqian。”zhaosuyuesuikoudafa。
“yuanlaishigetongmatongde。”
chenfeiyulikejixiaodao：“jiunizheitubie，yewangxiangrangyueyuezuonilaopo。bieshuozheibeizi，xiabeizidoubukeneng。”
yezhangtiankanzhezheigeyaopaozijilaopodejiahuo，bushuangdewendao：“niyoushinalaide？”
“wobashichenchao，zhidaobu？”
chenfeiyubaiqizitai，yiliandeaojiaozhise。
“jianghaishizuidadedichangongsichaoyuejituanjiushiwojiakaide，nibushitongmatongdema？xianzaiguixiajiwokegetou，benshaojiubagongsisuoyoumatongrangnibaole。zheiduinilaishuokeshidaxiangmu，haibukuaidianganjibenshao。”
zuijiaoguazhexixuedexiaorong。
yezhangtianxianqidao：“nimengongsidematong，shibushidougennidezuiyiyangchou？neiyangdehua，dequegaihaohaotongyitong。”
chenfeiyudelianseyixiabianleng。
“nizuihaomashangjiwodaoqian，buranwodaduannideshou，rangnizheibeizidoutongbulematong！”
zhaosuyueqingchuchenfeiyudexingge，zhangzhezijijialiyoujigeqianjiuxiaozhangbahu。
tayaodaduanyigexiushuigongdeshou，qingeryiju。
“chenfeiyu，zheilishiwoshenglongjituan，nizuihaobieluanlai！”
zhaosuyueburen，haoxinbangchen，“niganjinzouba，biechengyishikoushe。”
keyezhangtianquedao：“laopo，woshizhuanmenlaizhaonide，zenmenengzouni？wohaizhunbeizhunijiani。”
“噗！”
“哈哈哈！”
chenfeiyudaxiao，“yueyue，nikandaomei？nihaoxinbangta，renjiafeidanbulingqing，hailaishangnile。”
“xiangzheizhongshijingxiaomin，nijiubugaiguanzhe。”
赵苏玥也很恼火。
zheirentaimeiyoufencunle，huogaiyaobeijiaoxun。
dangxiameizaishuohua，lengyanpangguan。
“tubie，nishilaihamaxiangchitianerou，yebusapaoniaozijizhaozhao，nipeideshangrenjiama？”chenfeiyuchaoxiaodao。
“niganbugangenwodagedu？tadengxiajiuhuidaiwohuijia。”yezhangtianzixinmanmandao。
“haha！niyaoshinengrangtadainihuijia，yihouwoguannijiaoge。”
“诶，好弟弟。”
“草！”
chenfeiyudanu，“niganzhanwobianyi，huodebunaifanle！”
shuozhe，jiuyaojiaoxunyezhangtian。
“别动！”
yezhangtianjiaoleyisheng，“niyintangfahei，mashangyaoyouxueguangzhizai，biezaiwangqianzoule。”
“我黑你妈！”
chenfeiyuziranbuxiangxintadeguihua，luqixiuzichaotazouqu。
yezhangtianshoulizhuazheyikehuashengmi，qiaoqiaoquzhiyidan，zhengzhongchenfeiyudexiaotui。
jieguolingtazhanlibuwen，putongyishengshuaidao，bizigendimianlailegeqinmijiechu，tengdetaaoaodajiao。
liangxingbixuehuanhuanliulechulai。
“wodougennishuoleyouxueguangzhizai，nihaibuxin。”yezhangtianliezuixiaodao。
“你！”
chenfeiyukuaiqizhale，zheixiaozidezuiyoudu。
“aiya！bumiao！bumiao！”yezhangtianturanyouluchuwanxizhise。
“nishenmeyisi？”chenfeiyutuokouwendao。
“nizuijinshibushishimiandaohan，touhunwuli，xiongkoushibushihuifamen，chuanbuguoqilai？”yezhangtianwendao。
“nizenmezhidaode？”chenfeiyujingyadao。
“wodangxiushuigongqian，shiyimingyisheng。woxianyishengtailei，jiucizhibuganle。”
yezhangtianmankouhuzhou，“nizheigezhengzhuang，duobanshifeire。budui，shuocuole，shinifeilizhanglegedongxi，yejiushizhongliu。xingkuiwofaxiandezao，nixianzaiganjinquyiyuanjieshouzhiliao，shuobudinghaiyoudejiu。”
chenfeiyudajing，“nishaohuren！”
“nibuxinjiusuanle，fanzhengdengbingqingjiazhong，yaokuderenshini。”
yezhangtiantanletanshou，baichuyifuwusuoweideyangzi。
陈飞宇不由愣住了。
yezhangtianchenjizoudaozhaosuyuemianqian，xixixiaodao：“laopo，nixianzaidaiwohuijia，woyaobaihuiyixiazhaolaoyezi。”
“谁是你老婆！”
zhaosuyuehuoranqishen，“nimashangjiwochuqu！”
yezhangtianzhijienachuyikuaiyupei，fangzaitamianqian，“xianzaiyuanyidaiwohuijialema？”
zheishi，chenfeiyuyefanyingguolai，qingmiedao：“yikuaipoyupeijiuxiangrangyueyuedainihuijia，nidangtameijianguoshimiana？”
nazhizhaosuyuenaqiyupeizixichakan，chijingdewendao：“nizenmehuiyouzheikuaiyupei？”
“wobushishuolema？woshinilaogong。”
zhaosuyuesisidingzheyezhangtian，turanzhuaqibaobao，diuxiayiju，“genwohuijia。”
啊？
陈飞宇顿时懵了。
yezhangtianlikaiqian，xiangtaluchurenchuwuhaidexiaorong，“nikan，woyingle，yihoujianlewoyaojiaogee。”
陈飞宇郁闷坏了。
meixiangdaozhaosuyuejuranbeiyikuaiyupeigaodingle。
你特么早说啊。
laozikeyisongniyiduia。
不对。
xianzaibushikaolvzheigedeshihou。
chenfeiyulianmangnachushouji，daizhekuqiangdao：“ba，wofeiliyouzhongliu，kuaijiwozhaozuihaodeyisheng，wobuxiangsia......”
cike，yezhangtianzuozaizhaosuyuedebaomacheshang，mozheshushidezhenpizuoyi，renbuzhuzandao：“zheichezhenpiaoliang，laopo，nizheicheduoshaoqiana？nengbunengyejiwozhengyiliang？”
“闭嘴！”
zhaosuyuemianwubiaoqingdejinggaodao：“congxianzaikaishi，buyaogenwoshuohua！”
“nipawoyingxiangnikaicheshima？”yezhangtianlijiededianlexiatou，“wotingshuonvsijikaichehenweixian，qianwanbunengfensantamendezhuyili。laopo，nianxinkaiche，wobuhuidaraonide。”
说完，乖乖坐好。
zhaosuyuejinjinwozhefangxiangpan，kuaiyaozhuakuangle。
haozaiyilushangzheijiahuoguozhenmeiyouzaishuohua，tadeqingxuyejianjianpingxixialai。
keshidaolejiamenkou，caibachetinghao，yezhangtianjiuzhangchuleyikouqi，“haihaoyilupingan，nvsijiguoranhuijirendailaihendadexinliyali。laopo，yihouhaishirangwolaikaicheba。”
zhaosuyueyinchenzhelian，lenglengshuaileyiju，“xiache！”
tadejiashiyidongdulibieshu，jinquhou，yezhangtiansichudaliang，zhuangxiudehaitinghaohua。
buguozheibujujiuyoudianchaqiangrenyile，genbenbudongfengshuima。
“yueyue，nijintianzenmezheimezaojiuxiabanle？”
yigezhongnianfurenyingshanglai，haoqidekanzhezhouzhangqing，“zheiweishi？”
“ma，yeyeni？”zhaosuyuewendao。
“niyeyezhengzaishufanggenlinyishenghecha......”
huacaishuodaoyiban，yigeyongrenturanhuanghuangzhangzhangdepaoleguolai，“furen，buhaole，laoyeziyundaole！”