第一章1
“baiyiyibuganpingshajiurangwodingbaoa！”
shuozheihuashi，woxinlitebiemeidi。
bijingsannianqianbeijimusaodichumendeneitianqi，yaobushilufan，woxianzaizhibudingzainagetianqiaoxiabiaoyancaiyini。
“我签你啊！”
fanxingyulemenkou，duanduansigejinzizhaopaiqian，woyangmeitaitoutingxiong，ziyiweibanzhijiaoyijingtajinleyulequan。
raner，aolesannian，haoburongyiyousirenzhuli，shuobailejiushipaotuierganzahuode，jinshengdaolesuoweijingjiren，haibudaoyizhou，wojiudedaitibaiyiyiqushenmegoupizhibolianzongtanqingshuoai。
“lufan，woshiqianjinile，bushimaijinile！”
woqiazheyao，zaiciqiangdiaozijizuoweiyige711shechudehefaquanyi。
lufandalilexiatumanfajiaodesangenliuhai：“yiyigandiebutongyitahegujiachuanzucp。”
gujiachuan，nantuandingliu，chengtuanbeituixuanweituanzhangneiwan，gedafuwuqijunchuxianduanzantanhuan。
buguotamenzheizhongkaoyanchifande，zhongjiubunengzhangjiu，zheibuzuijinbeiyaoyanchanshen，shuotagenshenmitongxingyourendadehuore，likejiuyouduijiatichuzhiyi，daozhichuxiantuofenxianxiang。
woyefangzhelufandeyangzi，danshou**womaoshengdetoufa，suiyibonongjixia，diaoluoxialaidejigen，dougoudizhonghailulaobanxintengdele。
“keshishousideluotuobimadaa，gujiachuanzaibujikaweiyeshuaichubaiyiyijitiaojiele，tagandiepinlemingdenaqianza，bujiushiweilerangtazaiyulequanhunchudianmingtang，rihoudaitachuxifanjuzijilianshangyeyoumianzime，dajiaqiandouhualezenmelinmenyijiaohaifanhuile？”
陆繁笑而不语。
congtadejianxiaozhong，wowuchuzheigangwoshibudebudingle。