第5章
“咳咳咳！”
lingshandezheiyijuhua，fangfoyoujingyindemozhouyiban，zhanzaitazhouweiderendoushayanle，gengjuedelingshanshibushifengle。
genzaihoumianguolaidebaiyuanyuan，zaikandaolingshansuozhiderenshisheishi，yelengzhule。
zheishihou，yidaomengliedekesoushengchuanchulai。
lingshanxunshengwangqu，shineijipinnanrenshenhougenzhedenanzi，duifangzhangxiangyebucuo，buguoneitoujinsedetoufarangtayouxiehuangyan，butaixingni。
dangranjishitoufameiwenti，lingshanyejuededuifangbineijipinnanrenchayuanle。
“瞎说什么呢！”
liuqingyunlikehuishen，fanyingguolaizhihou，likezuzhilingshandehuyanluanyu。
taganggangzhizhedenanren，keshigetantianwangboyufan！
renjiayaocaihuayoucaihua，yaorenqiyourenqi，gengzhongyaodeshi，zheiquanzili，sheirenbuzhidaoboyufanyoubeijinga？！
没人敢惹！
lingshanganggangsuishouyizhi，chadianmeibaliuqingyunxinzangbingjihechulai。
“nifengle，zhenbuxiangzaiquanzilihunle？！”
jiangrenladaoshenbianzhihou，liuqingyunehenhendedishengjinggao，lingshantingdaohoushouqidaliangjipinnanrendeshixian。
“那真是太好了。”
ruguoyinweicijiudangbuchengxizi，neishizhenghelingshanxinyi。
liuqingyunjianlingshanzheigundaoroumoyang，shunjianbeiyezhu，houmianxiangshuodehua，shishangbuquxiabulai，nanshoudehen。
zuizhongzhinengdengyankanxianglingshan，ranerrenjiaqueshiyidianmeijieshoudaoxinhao，zhishibunaifandekanxiang，haixianggezhuzisidedangzaitamenqianmiandeluzheyuan。
“xingle，duoshuowuyi，nigennideyuanyuanjiuhaohaoguoriziba，wo，nihaipeibushang。”
gaoaodeshuowanzheihua，lingshanyebuguanluzheyuanneijianguideshenqing，zhijieshenshouyibajiangqituikai。
meiyouyidianliulian，yueguoluzheyuan，jiuzhijiezoule。
lingshanzheixingwei，luzheyuanrendoushale，erbaiyuanyuanyecongganggangdemengbizhonghuiguoshen，suihouhahadaxiao。
“jiunizheiyangde，haiganxiaoxiangbodage？！”
shuozhe，baiyuanyuanbianrenbuzhu，zhijiepaoshangqian，xiangyaozhuazhulingshan，buguoduifangxiangshihoumianzhangleyanjingyiban，zaibaiyuanyuanxiangtashenshouguolaideshihou，lingshanyigeshanshen，zhijieduoleguoqu。
bingqietazaiceshenshanduodeshihou，yibazhuazhubaiyuanyuanzuoguaideshou。
“痛痛痛！”
“松手！”
ganshoudaoshouwanneijutong，baiyuanyuanrenbuzhu，dangxiadashengjiaohuan。
lingshanmeiyoulikesongkai，zhishilenglengkanzheduifang，yanshenzhongdaizheyigushayi。
hedebaiyuanyuanlimajinsheng，xiangshibeianxiakaiguanjian。
“woshuoguo，buyaorewo。”
shuowanzheihua，lingshanlengyankanzheyijinglaidaobaiyuanyuanshenbiandeluzheyuan，dandanshuodao。
“jintianguolaiyunibisai，wozhishiweiwozijierying，yuzheigezhananwuguan，zheizhongnanrenwohaikanbushangyan。”
“baixiaojiexihuan，jiujinqingshouxia，buyongzailaizhaowomafan。”
shuozhe，lingshantaiyankanzheluzheyuan，lengchiyisheng。
“晦气。”
shuowan，zhuazhebaiyuanyuandeshouyongliyishuai，duifangliangqiangjixia，chadiandiedaozaidi，xinghaoluzheyuanjifuzhule。
kanzhelingshanyuanqudebeiying，baiyuanyuanxinzhonghendebuxing，danshiyoubuganchongshangqu，tajuedelingshanzheinvren，jintianxiemendehen。
xinzhongyouqi，baiyuanyuanzhuantoukankanfuzhetadeluzheyuan，tingdaoduifangneiguanxinhuayu，yiqianjuedetianmi，cikequehuranjuedefandebuxing。
“滚开！”
luzheyuanshunjiandaizhi，erbaiyuanyuanzaitalengshendeshihou，renzaojiupaoyuanle。
“yuanyuan，dengdengwo，yuanyuan！”
zhicijulebuzheibiandenaoju，zongsuanluoxialeweimu。
lingshanzoudaodixiatingchechang，liuqingyunyuxiaqingliangrengenzaiqishenhou。
litingchededifanghaiyouduanjuli，liuqingyunjiansixiawuren，youxierenbuzhule，duizhelingshanjiukaishifengkuanghongzha。
“nijintianfashenmefenga？”
“baiyuanyuanshininengrede？tabiaogejiushigongsizongcai，nibuzhidaotaduiniyoushengshadaquana？”
lingshantingdaozheihua，piepiezuishenmehuadoumeishuo，buguoxinliqueshixiangzhe，zuihaoshizhijieburangtagancaihao，qiuzhibude。
tatangtangyigeshanshen，zuoshenmebuhao，yaodangyigexizi？
yaoshibeitaneixielaoyouzhidao，qibushixiaodiaodaya。
xiangdaoneixielaoyou，lingshanhuranyileng，kankantiankong，xinzhongyilin，taganshoubudaoshenmelingqi。
chajuedaozheigeqingkuang，lingshanmeitoujinjincuqi，zheigeshijie，tadeneixielaoyouhaoxiangbunengshengcun。
xiangdaozhei，lingshanyixiaziyouxiejuandaile。
jianlingshanhuran“weile”demoyang，liuqingyunyiweitashipale。
乘胜追击。
“知道怕了？”
“zhidaopa，houmianjiujiwoanfenyidian！”
shuowan，youxiangdaoshenme，ganjinyoudingzhu。
“haiyouzhiqianduizheboyufanshuodehua，bunengzaishuole！”
“nijiusuanzhenyouneigexiangfa，yigedazidoubunengwangwaishuo！”
柏宇凡？
“谁啊？”
lingshanceguolian，haoqidekanxiangshenhoudexiaqing，liuqingyunjianci，youxiemengbi。
“lingshan，nigaoshenme？”
lingshanwugudezhazhayan，tazhendebuzhidaoboyufanshisheia，tayinggaizhidaoma？
huozheshuo，yuanshenyinggaizhidao？
当然应该！
“你别给我装啊！”
xiaqingyanlexiakoushui，meiyoutongliuqingyunshuoshenme，zhishigaosulingshan，boyufanjiushitaganggangdiaoxideneigenanren。
“他啊？”
lingshanhuangrandawu，naohaizhongyouhuixiangqineijunmeiyichangderen，yijikuanzhaishiyideshencai，lingshanyanjingjianzheni，duifangsuirankanzheshouxue，buguotagankendinglimiankendingshijingshoujingshoude。
chuanyixianshou，tuoyiyourou！
xiangxiang，xinliyoujuedeyouxiechan。
“xinshangyixiadoubuxing？”
zhenshide，tayiqiankanguoduoshaomeinana？yemeijiannagebujikana！
liuqingyuntingdaolingshanzheihua，neimeitouzhoudenengjiasicangying。
“不行！”
kandaoliuqingyunneizhangheichenchendelian，lingshanganjinbaibaishou。
“xingxingxing，tingnide！”
懒得废话。
jiushiyoudiankexieryi，duifangzhangxiangqueshibucuo，shitadecaia。
junmeidanshijueduibushineizhongniangniangqiang，shentiyebushiruoji，erqiekanzhejiuyouyizhongguaozhigan，qinglengdehen，zailingshankanlai，jiushijipin。
“xingle，ganjingenwohuiqu！”
“bunengzairangnizheimexianzhe！”
净惹事！
liuqingyunjintianyeshixinleidehen，yiqianyemeifaxianlingshanzheimenengzhetenga，ganjinjitaanpaigongzuo，shengdezaigaoyaoezi！
lingshansanrenzouyuan，youliangrenqiaoqiaocongtamenshenhoubuyuanchudeyiliangfangchehouzouchulai。
ruguolingshanzheishihouzhuanshenkanguoqu，jiunengfaxiantajuedejipindenanrenjiuzaiqizhong。
“ge，renjiakanshangnileai~”
“kexile，wohaixiangzhuini，suanleba~”
wujinyuanxiaoxixideshuozhe，kanzhelingshanliqudefangxiang，yanzhongjinshixixue。
boyufanweiweiceguolian，dandankanzheduifang，houzhejiancilikejinsheng，shouzuolalian，zuoleyigefengzuidedongzuo。
“biezhengtianxianggebapoyiyang。”
boyufanqingpiaopiaoyiju，wujinyuanhedeganjindiantou，guaidebuxing。
不敢了不敢了！