第4章这是恋爱节目还是整活节目啊!

“youmeiyourenyaohehuangzhenlongliangchaa!”

“去火除湿的!”

jianghaorannazheshouzhongdehuangzhenlongliangchazaizhongrendemianqianxianbaileyixia。

chenmingxuankanzhejianghaoranshouzhongdehuangzhenlongliangchadongqileyixiexiaoxinsi。

“daoyidianjiwo,zheiliangchazhenyouneimehaodexiaoguo?”

“niqueding?waishengrenbuyidinghedeguanwomenyueshengdehuangzhenlongliangchayo!”

jianghaoranchuyuhaoxintixingleyisheng。

keshizheimingsuquantaiziyeyixiangshishuoyibuer。

tashuoyaogan,neijiubixuyaogan。

erqiejianghaorandezheifanhuazaitadeerduotinglaineijiushitiaoxin。

开玩笑!

quanguoguanzhongzhengzhibokanzheni。

ruguotabantuerfeidehua,zhenggesushengderenzenmekanta?

zhenggesuquandeshaoye**youruhekanta?

“wopianbuxin,yueshengzhendejiuyouzheimexiehu?wodaoyaochangchangzheiliangchashishenmewei。”

yanjianchenmingxuanrucijueqiang,jianghaorangancuiyejiubuquanle。

tadakaipinggaijichenmingxuandaoleyibei。

chenmingxuanjieguochabeihouxianshiyongxiujueshitanleyifan。

wenleyihui,yemeiwenchushenmeweidaolai。

yushi,zaizhongrenyilianqidaidemuguangxia。

他直接一口闷!

danhenkuai,tabianpogongle。

呕∽

liangchajinruhoulongzhongneigukuweizheshishirangtarenshoubule。

qingjizhixia,tayoubaliangchatuhuidaochabeizhong。

“weiweiwei,nigepogaiya!quhuochushidea!ganmayaotuchulai。”

chenmingxuanqishixiongxiongdekanzhejianghaoran。

“nizheishiliangchama?wokanzhejiushibuzhidaoshenmecailiaodiaozhichengdekuyaoshui,bikuguahaiyaoku。”

chenmingxuankanzhebeizizhongdeliangchayilianxianqizhise。

taduiliangchadekebanyinxianghaicunzaiyujiaduobaohewanglaoji。

zaichenmingxuandeyanzhong,zheigenbenjiubushiliangcha。

tingdaotazheihua,jianghaoranshunjianhuiduidao。

“zaiwomenyueshengyoujuhuajiaozuokukouliangyao,dongbudong!”

“nizheizhongrenzhendemeipinde,langfeiwodeliangcha。”

“那你喝啊!”

chenmingxuanyibiandaobeijiujizijishukouyibianxiangkanjianghaoranhe。

jianghaoranyebumocengzhijiedakaipinggaidakouguanleqilai。

zaizhongrenyilianjingchademuguangxia,yipingliangchajiuzheimebeijianghaoranganwan。

hewanliangchahou,tacaiyouconglanbaixiangjiandebudaizhongtaochuyixiaobaochenpifangjinzuizhong,xixipinchangqilai。

“你这又是什么?”

“陈皮啊!”

“hewanliangchazhihou,chidiansuantiandedongxizhongheyixia。”

chenmingxuantingwandunshiqixingdazeng:“neiwoganggangheliangchadeshihounizenmebujiwochenpi。”

“wa,nige**mao,niliangchadoumeihexiaqu,naliyouxiaoguodea!haixiangyaochenpi。”

“**maoshishenmeyisi?”

陈明玄疑惑的问。

“夸你的意思啦!”

姜昊然说道。

jianghaoranzheifanyouqudehuidarangzaichangdejiabindouduoduoshaoshaoduiyueyutiqileyisixingqu。

【“hahahaha,jiangshaoshuodemeicuo,**maoqueshishikuajiangrendeyisi,yibanwaishengrenlaiwomenyueshengdehua,wodouhuikuatashitiaofenchang。”】

【“zhendea!neiweishenmewoshangcilaiyuesheng,gegedouhanwopogaideni。”】

【“pogaiyeshikuanideyisia!womenyueshengrenduidaiwaishenglaiwandeyoukedouhenyouhaode,jianmianhenidazhaohudoushipogaihuozhe**maode。。”】

【“buduijinga!weishenmewoshangwangsouzheilianggeciyuzaiyueyuzhongshimarendeyisi,nimenbuhuishipianrendeba!”】

【“womeishuowobushipianrena!sheirangnimenzhenxina!hahahahaha……”】

“yueyuzhenshiyouyizhongdutedemolini,jiangshaoyaobujiujiezheshangcaidezheigekongxilaijiaojiaowomenyueyuba!”

zhuchirenhelingturanshuodao。

zhongrennikankanwo,wokankanni,meiyourentichufanduideyijian。

于是何灵带头先来。

“jiangshao,ruguowoxiangkuabingbinghenpiaoliang,yinggaizenmeshuo?”

“zheihaibujiandan,nihaojinge!”

“yibanwomenyueshengjiaomeinvdoushitongchengjingnv!”

“yaoshijiaoshuaigeniwomenyibandoutongchengweisuohai!”

“biruzheilizheijiweijiushisuohaia!”

jianghaoranzhizhezaichangdetaiziyeshuodao。

zaijianghaorandezhidaoxia,yiguxuexiyueyudefengqizaixianchangkaishixingqi。

nanshengmendoufenfenkuazannvshengmen:“jingnv!”

ernanshengmengezidazhaohudoushijiaoziji:“suohai!”

“dui,meicuo,nimendoushisuohai,danwokebushiyigesuohai!”

“aiya,jiangshao,qishiniyetingsuohaidela!suiranmeiwoneimesuohai。”

caikunkunpailepaijianghaorandejianbangbiaoshianwei。

shenweichangtiaoraplanqiudequannengyiren。

tazirenweishibijianghaoranshuaide。

suoyizheisuohaidechenghufeitamoshubuke。

“ng,nisuohai,niquanjiadoutingsuohaide。”

……

【“aiyo,wocao,nizhidaoyigeyueshengrenkantamenhuxiangkuazijisuohaishiyizhongshenmebiaoqingma?zhendeyaoxiaosiwole?tebieshicaikunkun,tajiushiyigedasuohai!”】

【“youmeiyoudonggedongjiejieshiyixia,jiangshaoshuodezheigesuohaizaiyueyulimiandaodishishenmeyisia!”】

【“manishaxdeyisi!”】

【“e,pu,dongle,woshunjianyedongyueshengtongzhidexiaodianzainalile。”】

【“zheihaibushizuizhuyaodexiaodian,tamenneisuliaodeyueyukouyinwoyitingjiuxiangxiao。”】

【“bajianghaoranqinglaicanjiazheigelianaijiemuzhendeshiqingduirenle,tapingjieyijizhili,yingshengshengdebazheigelianaijiemugaochengleyigezhenghuojiemu。”】

dajiahuxiangjiaoliuwanyueyuzhihou,youkaishizuozaiyiqipinchangzhejingquantaiziyelinyangdailaidexiaojiu。

erzheishihou,jiudiandecaiyeluluxuxudeshangzhuo。

“chenshao,caiyishangqi,qingmanyong!”

jiudiandejingliyilianchanmeidezoudaochenmingxuandeshenpangbaogao。

chenmingxuanbailebaishou:“ng,zheijianshizuodebucuo,dajiayaoshichidemanyi,nizhongzhongyoushang。”

“haode,ganxiechenshaozaipei!”

jiudianjinglifeichangjidongdejichenmingxuanjuleyigong。

jiuzaizheishihou,jianghaorandeshengyinxiangqi。

“neigefuwuyuan,nimennengbunengbazheizhuoshangdeningmengwenshuihuanchengyihureshui,zainagepenjiwokeyima?”

“啊!这……”

fuwuyuanluchuyilianweinandebiaoqing。

zheishihou,jiudianjinglishangqianjiewei。

“keyide,womenmashangweininanpai!”

suiranbuzhidaolaiziyueshengdezheiweitaiziyeyouyaogaoshenmeyaoezi。

danshi,jiudianjingliyezhinengjinliangdemanzuta。

jintianzheigezhibokeshijitamenjiudiandamingqidejihui。

他可不能错过。

henkuai,fuwuyuanbianjiangjianghaoranyaoqiudereshuihetoumingdexiaopenzifangdaolejianghaorandemianqian。

zaidajiachayidemuguangxia,jianghaorankaishijiangreshuidaojinyanqiandecanjuzhongkaishiqingxiqilai。

“jianghaoran,nizheishizaiganshenme?”