“youmeiyourenyaohehuangzhenlongliangchaa!”
“去火除湿的!”
jianghaorannazheshouzhongdehuangzhenlongliangchazaizhongrendemianqianxianbaileyixia。
chenmingxuankanzhejianghaoranshouzhongdehuangzhenlongliangchadongqileyixiexiaoxinsi。
“daoyidianjiwo,zheiliangchazhenyouneimehaodexiaoguo?”
“niqueding?waishengrenbuyidinghedeguanwomenyueshengdehuangzhenlongliangchayo!”
jianghaoranchuyuhaoxintixingleyisheng。
keshizheimingsuquantaiziyeyixiangshishuoyibuer。
tashuoyaogan,neijiubixuyaogan。
erqiejianghaorandezheifanhuazaitadeerduotinglaineijiushitiaoxin。
开玩笑!
quanguoguanzhongzhengzhibokanzheni。
ruguotabantuerfeidehua,zhenggesushengderenzenmekanta?
zhenggesuquandeshaoye**youruhekanta?
“wopianbuxin,yueshengzhendejiuyouzheimexiehu?wodaoyaochangchangzheiliangchashishenmewei。”
yanjianchenmingxuanrucijueqiang,jianghaorangancuiyejiubuquanle。
tadakaipinggaijichenmingxuandaoleyibei。
chenmingxuanjieguochabeihouxianshiyongxiujueshitanleyifan。
wenleyihui,yemeiwenchushenmeweidaolai。
yushi,zaizhongrenyilianqidaidemuguangxia。
他直接一口闷!
danhenkuai,tabianpogongle。
呕∽
liangchajinruhoulongzhongneigukuweizheshishirangtarenshoubule。
qingjizhixia,tayoubaliangchatuhuidaochabeizhong。
“weiweiwei,nigepogaiya!quhuochushidea!ganmayaotuchulai。”
chenmingxuanqishixiongxiongdekanzhejianghaoran。
“nizheishiliangchama?wokanzhejiushibuzhidaoshenmecailiaodiaozhichengdekuyaoshui,bikuguahaiyaoku。”
chenmingxuankanzhebeizizhongdeliangchayilianxianqizhise。
taduiliangchadekebanyinxianghaicunzaiyujiaduobaohewanglaoji。
zaichenmingxuandeyanzhong,zheigenbenjiubushiliangcha。
tingdaotazheihua,jianghaoranshunjianhuiduidao。
“zaiwomenyueshengyoujuhuajiaozuokukouliangyao,dongbudong!”
“nizheizhongrenzhendemeipinde,langfeiwodeliangcha。”
“那你喝啊!”
chenmingxuanyibiandaobeijiujizijishukouyibianxiangkanjianghaoranhe。
jianghaoranyebumocengzhijiedakaipinggaidakouguanleqilai。
zaizhongrenyilianjingchademuguangxia,yipingliangchajiuzheimebeijianghaoranganwan。
hewanliangchahou,tacaiyouconglanbaixiangjiandebudaizhongtaochuyixiaobaochenpifangjinzuizhong,xixipinchangqilai。
“你这又是什么?”
“陈皮啊!”
“hewanliangchazhihou,chidiansuantiandedongxizhongheyixia。”
chenmingxuantingwandunshiqixingdazeng:“neiwoganggangheliangchadeshihounizenmebujiwochenpi。”
“wa,nige**mao,niliangchadoumeihexiaqu,naliyouxiaoguodea!haixiangyaochenpi。”
“**maoshishenmeyisi?”
陈明玄疑惑的问。
“夸你的意思啦!”
姜昊然说道。
jianghaoranzheifanyouqudehuidarangzaichangdejiabindouduoduoshaoshaoduiyueyutiqileyisixingqu。
【“hahahaha,jiangshaoshuodemeicuo,**maoqueshishikuajiangrendeyisi,yibanwaishengrenlaiwomenyueshengdehua,wodouhuikuatashitiaofenchang。”】
【“zhendea!neiweishenmewoshangcilaiyuesheng,gegedouhanwopogaideni。”】
【“pogaiyeshikuanideyisia!womenyueshengrenduidaiwaishenglaiwandeyoukedouhenyouhaode,jianmianhenidazhaohudoushipogaihuozhe**maode。。”】
【“buduijinga!weishenmewoshangwangsouzheilianggeciyuzaiyueyuzhongshimarendeyisi,nimenbuhuishipianrendeba!”】
【“womeishuowobushipianrena!sheirangnimenzhenxina!hahahahaha……”】
“yueyuzhenshiyouyizhongdutedemolini,jiangshaoyaobujiujiezheshangcaidezheigekongxilaijiaojiaowomenyueyuba!”
zhuchirenhelingturanshuodao。
zhongrennikankanwo,wokankanni,meiyourentichufanduideyijian。
于是何灵带头先来。
“jiangshao,ruguowoxiangkuabingbinghenpiaoliang,yinggaizenmeshuo?”
“zheihaibujiandan,nihaojinge!”
“yibanwomenyueshengjiaomeinvdoushitongchengjingnv!”
“yaoshijiaoshuaigeniwomenyibandoutongchengweisuohai!”
“biruzheilizheijiweijiushisuohaia!”
jianghaoranzhizhezaichangdetaiziyeshuodao。
zaijianghaorandezhidaoxia,yiguxuexiyueyudefengqizaixianchangkaishixingqi。
nanshengmendoufenfenkuazannvshengmen:“jingnv!”
ernanshengmengezidazhaohudoushijiaoziji:“suohai!”
“dui,meicuo,nimendoushisuohai,danwokebushiyigesuohai!”
“aiya,jiangshao,qishiniyetingsuohaidela!suiranmeiwoneimesuohai。”
caikunkunpailepaijianghaorandejianbangbiaoshianwei。
shenweichangtiaoraplanqiudequannengyiren。
tazirenweishibijianghaoranshuaide。
suoyizheisuohaidechenghufeitamoshubuke。
“ng,nisuohai,niquanjiadoutingsuohaide。”
……
【“aiyo,wocao,nizhidaoyigeyueshengrenkantamenhuxiangkuazijisuohaishiyizhongshenmebiaoqingma?zhendeyaoxiaosiwole?tebieshicaikunkun,tajiushiyigedasuohai!”】
【“youmeiyoudonggedongjiejieshiyixia,jiangshaoshuodezheigesuohaizaiyueyulimiandaodishishenmeyisia!”】
【“manishaxdeyisi!”】
【“e,pu,dongle,woshunjianyedongyueshengtongzhidexiaodianzainalile。”】
【“zheihaibushizuizhuyaodexiaodian,tamenneisuliaodeyueyukouyinwoyitingjiuxiangxiao。”】
【“bajianghaoranqinglaicanjiazheigelianaijiemuzhendeshiqingduirenle,tapingjieyijizhili,yingshengshengdebazheigelianaijiemugaochengleyigezhenghuojiemu。”】
dajiahuxiangjiaoliuwanyueyuzhihou,youkaishizuozaiyiqipinchangzhejingquantaiziyelinyangdailaidexiaojiu。
erzheishihou,jiudiandecaiyeluluxuxudeshangzhuo。
“chenshao,caiyishangqi,qingmanyong!”
jiudiandejingliyilianchanmeidezoudaochenmingxuandeshenpangbaogao。
chenmingxuanbailebaishou:“ng,zheijianshizuodebucuo,dajiayaoshichidemanyi,nizhongzhongyoushang。”
“haode,ganxiechenshaozaipei!”
jiudianjinglifeichangjidongdejichenmingxuanjuleyigong。
jiuzaizheishihou,jianghaorandeshengyinxiangqi。
“neigefuwuyuan,nimennengbunengbazheizhuoshangdeningmengwenshuihuanchengyihureshui,zainagepenjiwokeyima?”
“啊!这……”
fuwuyuanluchuyilianweinandebiaoqing。
zheishihou,jiudianjinglishangqianjiewei。
“keyide,womenmashangweininanpai!”
suiranbuzhidaolaiziyueshengdezheiweitaiziyeyouyaogaoshenmeyaoezi。
danshi,jiudianjingliyezhinengjinliangdemanzuta。
jintianzheigezhibokeshijitamenjiudiandamingqidejihui。
他可不能错过。
henkuai,fuwuyuanbianjiangjianghaoranyaoqiudereshuihetoumingdexiaopenzifangdaolejianghaorandemianqian。
zaidajiachayidemuguangxia,jianghaorankaishijiangreshuidaojinyanqiandecanjuzhongkaishiqingxiqilai。
“jianghaoran,nizheishizaiganshenme?”