妈蛋这是被劫色了?

kanjianmuchengfenghuilai,yufeiranyaoniebandegoulegouchun。

“sandi,doushuogegeneiyouhaodongxiyaojinifenxiangle,nizenmejiushibuxinni?”

hualuo,muchengfengyijingzoudaoyufeirandegenqian,shenshou,zhijiejiuzheduifangdelingzibatatileqilai。

“人在哪?”

“你猜。”

pengdeyisheng,yufeiranzhijiebeiyiquanzafeichuqu。

yexiaochenlian:“nimenlianggenaogoulemeiyou?”

muchengfengfangfomeiyoutingjian,shuaizhezhangtuiyouzoule。

yufeirancongdishangpaqilai,zuijiaopole,lianyezhongle,quexiaodetebieqianzou,“dageniyebuguanguan,sandizheiyangyousunzanmenxiongdizhijiandeqingyi。”

yexiaoheyunchen:“……”

buzhidaoguoleduojiu,xiangbeixingle,ranhoubeiheleyitiao,yiweizijishimingle。

wuzilishenshoubujianwuzhi,danshishenqide,xiangbeiganjuedaozheiwuzihenkong,henda,bingqiehenanjing,kongkuangdefangfohuxidoudaizhehuisheng。

xianzaishiliuyuefendetianqi,xiangbeiquejilinglingdidalegehanzhan。

zheiwulizhenleng,yinfengsasade。

xiangbeiyongbeiziguozhuziji,nimazheicaifaxianzijishenshangjuranguangliuliudeyisibugua。

握草!

huangmangzaishenshangmolemo,youniuleniuyao,xiangbeisonglekouqi,haihaohaihao,qingbaiyinggaihaizai。zhishisheizheimetitie,juranhaizhidaotaxihuanluoshui。

naozilituranbengchuyizhangpiaoliangderangnvrenrenbuzhuxiangnaoyizhuazidelianlai……

xiangbeilingluanle,madanzheishibeijiesele?

suiranneinandezhangdeshizaiyangyan,keshizandaodihaishihuanghuadaguinv,meiyouganqingjichudeaiaishihuirangrenxiuchide。

zhengtianmaxingkong,xiangbeiturantoupiyima。

tazhengdayanjingkanxiangheianzhongdemouchu,suiranshenmedoukanbujian,danshizhijuegaosuta,neiliyouren。

fangfoweileyinzhengtadezhijue,wuzilituranchuanlaijiaobusheng。

dong,dong,dong,jiaobushengchenzhongerhuanman,shigenanren。

xiangbeiguojinbeizi,“shei?”

heianzhongdenanrenmeiyoushuohua,huidatadezhiyouneifangfotazaitaxinzangshangdejiaobusheng。

xiangbeixianglaibushineizhonghuiguaiguaidengzhebeiqifudenvhaizi,guozhebeizijiuyaotao,jieguoyinweikanbujian,yigentouzaichuangxiaqule。

“大爷的……”

budengtapaqilai,nanrenyijingzoudaogenqian,xiangbeizhijueshentimudiyiqing,renbeibaoleqilai。

gaisidezheiwuzishizaitaianle,tawanquankanbujianzheinanrendelian,yanjingdengxiadouzhinengkanjianyigemohudelunkuo。

danshixiangbeikeyikending,zheibushixianqianneigeyaoniemeinan。

buzhidaoshibushicuojue,xiangbeizheihuiergenglengle。

“nishishenmeren?wozheishizainali?”

hualuo,xiangbeietoushangturanyiliang。

bijianquanshinanrenshenshangdelengxiang,jiulianneigewendoutouzhesisiliangyi。

xiangbeixinzhongmomingyizhan,gangcaineigewen,fenmingshiwenroude,fangfodaizhenongqingmiyi。

ruguoshisemo,zhengchangdetaolunandaobushipuguolaiyizhenlangtunhuyanme?

nanrenbataqingqingdifangzaichuangshang,zhendehenqing,dongzuowenroudexiangbeidoumihule。nimazheidaodishiyaojiesenihaishiyaojiesenihaishiyaojieseni?nandaozheirenbushiyaogenzijiaiai?

haoba,xiangbeimeiyoukewangbeirenjiesedepihao,tazhishibeizheirendejudongnongmengbile,haidetawanglejianjiao。

xinlizhengxiangzhegaijianjiaole,yizhenxiweidexiangdongchuanlai——nanrenkaishituoyifu。

zhongyuyaojiesele,xiangbeihuoyuyiyangdanqilai,“nibuyaoguolai,niganpengwogunainaijueduiduanlenilaoer。”