第5章 颠倒是非

“sumoran,nijiwodengzhe!”sumolinuqichongchongdekanzhesumoran,chumenqianhaihenhendehengleyisheng。

ersumolishenbiandedafuren,yejiushisumolideshengmu,sumorandehouma,zeshilenglengdepielesumoranyiyan,genzhenveryiqichumenqule。

“xiao,xiaojie,zenmeban,huibuhuishierxiaojierangrenqugongligaomile?”sumoranshenbiandexiaoyahuanyilianjinzhangdelaotaoleqilai,“ruguowaitouchuanchunigenwaimianderenyourandeshier,nizheibeizijiuhuile……”

sumoranyigaixianqianderouruo,congdishangzhanqilai,pailepaishenshangdehuichen,kanxiangshenbiandexiaoyahuan,wen,“genwoshuoshuo,wodangqiandeqingkuang。”

xiaoyahuanlengleyixia,sihumeitingdongtadehua。

sumoranyouzhongfuleyici,jiezhedao,“zuotianshouledianshang,naoziyouxiemihule,nijiandangenwoshuoshuokan。”

xiaoyahuanzheicaisongleyikouqi,jimangdao,“xiaojienihesinubile,nikeshijiangjunfudaxiaojie,xianhuangqindingdeweilaihuanghou,kewuliunianqianfurenzoulezhihou,yuanlaideerfuren,yejiushixianzaidedafurengenerxiaojiejiukaishigezhongtaohaoni,keneixiehao,qishidoushijiaxiang,zhishixiaojienixinle,meinengtinglaofurendehua,yizhigentamenzoudehenjin,laoyeyeyiweitamenshizhendeduinihao,suoyizailaofurenzoulezhihou,tamendexuweijiamianbaoluchulai,nicaihuibianchengxianzaizheiyangzi……”

xiaoyahuanxuxutaotaodeshuoleyidui,sumoranmanmanzhenglileyixia,dechuyixiajielun:

shouxian,tasumoranshijiangjunfudedaxiaojie,cengjinghendechong,danqinniangzoulezhihou,zuoweicaobaodeta,beihoumamunvjiqipiancanhaile。

ranhou,tachushengneihuier,ganghaoneihuiersuzhenghonggenzhexianhuangchuzhengdaleshengzhang,dezhisuzhenghongdefurendanxiayinv,xianhuanglongxindayue,zhijiejiangtaxujiledangshidetaizi,yejiushixianzaidehuangdizuozhengfei。jijizhiri,bianshitachenghunzhishi。ersumolizhibisumoranchilejitianchusheng,jiugenweilaihuanghoudeweizhishizhijiaobei,nanengrangtahaoguoni?

zuihouba,sumoranhaiyouyigeduoyuejiuyaojijile,qianjitiandaizheyahuanxuelianqujihuangdiqifu,huilaidelushangbeisumoliderendaizhu,chadianmingjiebubao,zheiyici,gonglilairen,ruozhenshiyinweizheijianshi,tazheibeizizhipashiyaochedihuidiaole。

sumorantingwan,zhibuzhudechaofengyixiao,xindao:zheiyangdejiangjunfu,zheiyangdejiaren,haiyouzheiyangdehuangdi,wanquanmeibatadanghuishi,tamingshengyoumeiyoubeihuiyouyoushenmequbie?

tayijingzuohaolemingshengbubao,huozhebeiganchujiangjunfudezhunbei。shenzhilianlikaizheilizhihouyaozenmekaozijideshuangshoubaishouqijia,dailingxiaoyahuanfajiazhifudouxianghaole。

quebuxiang,menwaichuanlaileyizhenjicudejiaobusheng,shidafurenshenbiandeyahuanjinlaijiaotachuqule。

“xiaojie……”xuelianjinzhangdeyaozhezuichun,yandimanshibuan。

sumoranyaoyaotou,jiletayigefangxindeyanshen,pishangwaiyi,shishiranzoulechuqu。

“nijiushisujiadaxiaojie?”sumorangangchulai,jiutingdaoyidaolengbingbingdeshengyin。

tataimou,jianneibianshiyigechuanzheshenlansezhangpao,hunshenbingleng,daizheshaqidenianqingnanzi。

sumoranweiweicumei,diantoudao,“zhengshi。”

“wofengguoshidarendemingling,jiangzuorineisangeshituduinitumoubuguiderensongguolaile,qingsudaxiaojiezixingchuzhi。”nanzizhengshiqingtian,tabanzhelian,yuqidanmo。

“raner,haibukuailaixieguoqingtiandaren?”suzhenghongmiqishuangyankanxiangsumoran。

sumoranqueshilengzhule,guo,guoshidaren?baxianhaitaderenzhualaile?

zheishinagennaer?ta,tameijicuodehua,zuotianzaiwenquanchizilideshihou,neishenmeguoshidarenhaichadiannongsita,rujinyouturanlaixianyinqin,shihuangdideyisi?

“ranerxieguoqingtiandaren,laofanqingtiandarenpaoyitangle,gairixiaonvzidingjiangqinzishangmendaxieguoshidaren。”suiranbuzhidaoshishenmeqingkuang,danzaizheiqunjiarengenqian,haishiyaojieshizhuangyixiade。

qingtiankansumorandebiaoqingbiandeyouxieshensuiqilai,danhaishijiangzhuzijiaodaitadeshiershuowan,“sujiangjun,jubeizhishenwen,dezhizheisanrenshijiangjunfuerxiaojiepaiqudianwuerxiaojiede,daxiaojienaiweilaihuanghou,wanjinzhiqu,qishizheidengrennengsuanjide?suoxingdaxiaojieyudaoleguoshidaren,taoguoyijie,haiqingsudarenhaoshengchulicishi,fouze,naodaohuangshangerbian,kejiuyoulishuobuqingle。”

suzhenghongnalihaishuoyigebuzini?

qiebushuozheiweibingyanyandeguoshidarenbenshenjiushizheigongliyigeteshudecunzai,quanlizhida,chaohuxiangxiang,jiudandanernverzhaorendianwuweilaihuanghouzheishier,yaoshichuanchuqujiugoutaheyihule。

suzhenghongjimangdiantouchengshi,youshuoleyiduiganxiedehua,zheicairangrenjiangqingtiansongzou。

qingtianyilikai,suzhenghongdeliansejiuheilexialai,taishouyibazhangdazaileshenbiandesumolishenshang。

suzhenghongshiwujiang,zheiyibazhangxiaqu,sunmolideliandouwaile,yigezhongxinbuwen,pudaozailedishang,toushangdezhuchaidiaoluo,zhangfalingluan,langbeijile。

“nizheigeninv,ganggangzailimianhaixiangbannongshifei,xianhainijiejie?zheidourangguoshidarenqinzichushoule,ni,nishixianghaisiwomenyijiarenshibushi?wodasinizheigebuxiaonv。”

suzhenghongzhengqitoushang,taiqishouhaiyaozaida。

dafurenjimangpuleguoqu,huzhulezijidenver,kuzheaiqiu,“laoye,laoyeninshouxialiuqinga,liertayijingzhidaocuole,tayebushiguyide。laoye,nitingqieshenjieshia……”

“ni,nihaiyoushenmeyaojieshide?ranerniangqinqudezao,zheixienian,wonianzhenichijiayoudao,jiufangxindebatajiaojinizhaogu,kenijiushizheimezhaogutade?nikankanninver,doubatajiejieqifuchengshenmeyangle?zheishieryaoshichuanchuqu,zanmenzhenggejiangjunfudouyaozaoyang。nishipahuangshangzhaobudaowodemaobingshima?”

“laoye,bushizheiyangde,zheiyici,queshi,queshishilierchongdongle,danyeshishichuyouyinde,qian,qianjitianliertingshuobushaorenjiyuranerdeweilaihuanghouzhiwei,youqishishijiaxiaojiedouxiangchenjijiangranerganxiaqu,lierweicihaigenneixiexiaojiemenchaoleyijia。huilaijiugenqieshenshuo,hendanxintajiejiezheirouruodexingzijianglaihuibeiqifu,gengbieshuoshijingongzhihoule。suoyi,tajiuxiangzhaojigerenquhehuhehutajiejie,rangjiejiemingbaiyaoruhexuehuibaohuziji。”

dafurenshuozhe,youchouqilejisheng,moleliangbalei,“qieshenyizhiquanlierbuyaochongdong,yiweitatingjinqule,sheizhitajingshirucimangzhuang,yongzheimejiduandefangshilaihuanxingtajiejie,rangjiejiebiandejianqiangqilai。zheijigeren,genbenbuhuizhendedianwuleraner,tamenyejiushiheheraner,rangtayishidaozijidechujingyouduoweixianeryi。”

“lierzheimezuoyeshiweilejiangjunfuhelaoyezhexianga,nixiang,ranerrujinzheiyangziyaoshijinlegong,haizhibudingyaoshouduoshaoqifuni。”

zheihua,jianzhibaheidedoushuochengbaidele,hehe,sumoranchadianmeijidafurenguqizhanglai。(8)