中国四川，成都。
zuiyoumingdeyijiaktvli，yingguangmili，sihoubuduan。
liangyeyouxiemimangdiyanzhehuameidezhanglangchouchupaihuaizhe，tabuquedingtayaozhaoderenjiujingzainayigefangjian。
yigegaodadeshenyingcongtashenhoupuleguolai，shunjianjiangtadeshentilaojinlecemiandeyigefangjianli！
啪！
房门被关上！
hounaozhongzhongdishuaizaileshafashang，takanbuqingyanqiandeyiqie，yinweifangjianlimeiyoudeng！
turuqilaidebianguhedeliangyerenbuzhujianjiao：“niganshenme！”
“xiaodidi，tinghua，woxianzaitouyundelihai，wodetongbandoulikaile，woxuyaonibangwodadianhuajiaoyisheng！”qiaoxinxianshengseanya，yanqiandeyiqielingtazijidoucuoshoubuji，gengwufaxiangzheigemoshengdenanhaijieshiqingchu。
tajilizuzhizheyuyan，quesihuyaobaijilezheibuduankuisandelizhi！
dangliangyebuduanzhengzhazhedemouyishun，tajingyayounaohuodiduitahouleyiju：“nishinvde？”
凉夜崩溃啊！
她是女的也有错吗？
“wo、womamacongxiaojiunawodangnanhaiziyangde！nifangkaiwo！”
“来不及了……”
haiweifanyingguolaishenshangnanzidehua，jingkongdeliangyiyijingxilai，hongchunbeidushang，shaonvcongweibeirencaizhaiguodezhenjieruyanhuabancanranposui！
“wuwu~wuwu~nihundan！”
“gaosuwonidemingzi。”
“去你妈的！”
“mingzi，wohuiduinihao。”
“操你大爷的！”
“名字，乖~”
啪！
buguanqiaoxinxianruhewenroudiyouhongtashuochuzijidemingzi，liangyejiushibushuo。
zhengzhajian，xiaoshoumodaoshafaxiahengdaodeyigepijiuping，taxunsuchaoqi，taishouhenhenzalexiaqu！
shenshangdenanrenmeiledongjing，tayongliyitui，tadeshenzilangbeidishuaizaidishang！
liangyetongkuzhe，hehuaile，xunsuchuanhaobeibodechabuduodeyifuchongchulefangjian！
恨！
beizheimoshengdenanrenfaxielesancicaimodaozheigepijiuping！
真是受够了！
半小时后——
baofangmenzaicibeirendakai，fangjianlidedadengyegenzheliangleqilai。
qiaoxinxianpazaidishang，zhenggerenhunshuiguoqule。
tashangyiyidongmeidong，zhishiqingweidezhezhou，kuzibeiladaolexigaixiamian，qianmiandechunsewanquankanbujian。
liushanshanjingyadikanzheyanqianzheiyimu，piejianbuyishafashangdelingsuixueji，xiangjishishaonvchucizhihouliuxiade，tawuzhezuiba，heleyitiao！
lengjinglejimiaohou，tadangjiluanzhualeyibatoufa，sipolezijidewaitao，youtuodiaoleniuziku，tangzaineikuaixuejishangwuwuyanyandikuleqilai。
buyihuierdeshijian，qiaoxinxiandezhanyoumendouzhaolaile。
tamendoushiguojijiaohuansheng，yinweichengdoushijunqu，suoyibeizijideguojiasonglaisannianjiaohuanxuexide。mingtianjiushitamenhuiguoderizi，suoyitamenjinwancaihuixiangzhelaiktvqingzhuyixia。
yuandingdexiayichangyinggaishipaowenquan，keshitamendaolexiyuzhongxin，caifaxianhaishaoleyige，zheicaichehuilaizhaoqiaoxinxiande。
zheigetaiziye，shenfenkebuyiban，bandianchachidoubunengyou！
raneryanqianzheiyimu，menkouganggangganguolaidezhanyoumenzirandichanshengleyifanlianxiang！
qizhongyigenvhaizijiaozuofangtong，jintianqiaoxinxiandeyaoshitaxiade，yinweitadehaojiemeizhouxiaoxiaokanshangqiaoxinxianle，xiangyaogentazaiyiqi，suoyinonglaizheiyaoqiutafangzaiqiaoxinxiandebeizili。
keshi，tazijiyexihuanqiaoxinxiana！
suoyitafangleyaozhihouyizhizailoutikoudengzheqiaoxinxianchulai，xiangyaoxianxiashouweiqiang。
zenmehuixiangdao，yourenxiashoubitakuai？
fangtongzhenshiqideyaobaozhale：“liushanshan！nitaibuyaolianle！jurangouyinqiaoxinxian！”
liushanshandeyishuangyankudehonghongde，yifuxinyouyujideyangzi：“wuwu~womeiyou，woyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，wuwu~shitapuguolaide，wuwu~”
“nifangpi！qiaoxinxiangenbenbushizheizhongren！womenyiqisannianzhanyoule，tashenmebingxingwomenhuibuzhidao？daoshini，nixihuanqiaoxinxianhenjiule，wokannixiangxianshenyexianglehenjiuleba？”
“wuwu~wodouzheimechikuile，nihaizheimeshuo，wokannifenmingshijidu，niyexiangxianshenxianghenjiuleba？”
“doubiechaole，kankanqiaoshaozenmeyangle，yaobuyaosongyiyuan。”
“a~！qiaoshaodetoupole，chuxuele~！”
“快打120！”
mimihuhude，qiaoxinxiansuiranshentidongbule，danshidagaidedongjinghaishinenggoutingdejiande。
taganjuedaolianggenanhaizibangtabakuzitileqilai，chuanhaohou，yigebeizhetalikailefangjian。
zaicizhengyandeshihou，tadezuoshoushoubeishangdazhediandi，naoziwengwengteng。
身边几个战友都在。
liushanshankuhongleyan，shangqianxiaoshengdao：“qiaoshao，nixingla？”
“heng！nihaihaoyisichuxianzaizheili？yaobushinijitaxiayao！tahuizheigeyangzi？”fangtongsangmenhenda，shuodejigerendoumiansegeyi。
yaoshitaxiade，xianzaibeiyishengchachulaile，tabunengshuoshizijia，fanzhengxianzaishishendeshiliushanshan，tayaoganjinbaituofanzuixianyi！
“womeiyou，zhendemeiyou！”liushanshanzhijiekuchulaile。
taxiangshuotagenqiaoxinxianmeiyoufashengguanxi，youhaipawanyicuoguolezheimenqiuyeqiubulaidehaohunshi。
lianggenvrenyouchaoqilaile，menkouguolaiyigechuanzhejunzhuangdeyisheng，ningmeiyihe：“nimenlianggedouchuqu！”
“是，首长！”
“是，首长！”
nvhaizimenxianghudengleyiyan，guanmenchuqule。
yishengzaiqiaoxinxianchuangtouyizuo，kanletayiyan，weiweixiaozhejieshidao：“hounaofengleliangzhen，zuoguonaoctle，zheiyixiazadebuqing，qingweinaozhendang。weilenideanquanzhexiang，nimingtianhuiguodehangbangaiqianyixiaba！qitianhouzaishuo。”
bianshanglianggezhanyou，yigejiaoxuli，yigejiaochenbo，doushigenqiaoxinxianyigeqinshide。
talianglianliandiantou，doushuoyuanyigaiqianhangban，peizheqiaoxinxianyiqihuiqu。
erduiyuqiaoxinxianbeixiayaohoushuileshei，zheiyangdesishi，zheimingjunyimeiyouguowen。
tamendouqingchu，qiaoxinxiandiaozainvrenduilidehua，neijiushitianshangyoudixiawudexiangbobo，nagenvrenbuxiangyaoyiqinfangze、zhanweijiyou？
qiaoxinxianzijiyeshiwunaiditanlekouqi，tamenbuwen，taqueshibudebushuo：“bushiliushanshan。wojidehenqingchu，wodangshizhualegenanhaibangwojiaoyisheng，jieguotashigenvde，womeirenzhu。wobeitadayunle，tapaole，liushanshanshihoulaiguolaide，maochongde。”