yuanben，hehuanyedasuanranglishuowanggaoleng***luxianzoude，bijingtakuaiyimijiudeshengao，shouzhangjiaozhang，shencaidoubuzhidaobiquanneidenanmingxingyouyueduoshao，gengbieshuoneizhanglianle，zenmekandoushiheyigegaolengzhuaigederenshe。
ketawanwanmeixiangdaozheirenzaidaiwazongyili，juranpingzhefoxidaiwazheigeqiguaimengdianxunsuchuquanle，yiju“nanrengaifangqideshihoujiufangqi，chengqiangdeyangzizhendehenchun”suanshibata“foxi”derenshelidesiside。
dangran，hehuanyagenerjiubuxintashizailirenshe，zheiweidashaoyenengbapiqishouyishoutajiushaoxiangbaidafole，gengbieshuorangtalirenshele。
suoyizheiqishijiushitasidixiadexingge，yagenerbucunzairenshezheihuishi。
yeshiyinweizheige，hehuancaijitadingleyigeqiushengzongyi。
foxiqiusheng，shuobudingyoushiyigechuquandian。
xianzaitatingdaoleshenme？lishuoyaozuoyigeyongmengdegege？
buzhitabuxin，gujiquanwangdoumeirenganxiangxin。
meizaijiujiezheige，hehuanhenkuaijiuqulianxijiemuzule。
《chufaqumaoxian2》yijingchoubeiledabannian，gezhongxijieqishizaojiuyijingluoshihaole。
shishishangzaozaidiyijiwanboshi，dierjidechoubeigongzuojiuyijingtishangrichengle。
hennandeyouyidangzongyigangbowanjiuyoudaliangguanzhongrangrangzhemeikangoude，suoyixiangbidiyiji，dierjidechoubeigongzuokeshunlitaiduole，zuiqimazijinfangmianyidianerdoubuque，yinciqinglaidejiabinkaweidoubuxiao。
neibianjiemuzudouyijingzaizhunbeiguanxuanweibole，zheibiandaoyanjiujiedaolelishuojingjirendedianhua，shuogenlishuoshangzongyiderenyoubian。
dierjidexingshigendiyijiyouxiebutong，diyijidejiabindoushizijiyigerenlaide，zaijiemushangdeqiushengshenghuoquandoukaozijiyigerendandadudou，suirankandianshizu，danneirongzhongfudehuaguanzhongnanmianhuijuedefawei。
suoyidierjidexingshijiugaichengleshuangrentanxian。
meigejiabindouhuidaiyigexiaohuobanyiqi，yilaishurenjugengrongyirangjiabinfangsong，jinerpaidaotamengengzhenshideyimian；erlaikanzhejiabinzaijiemulixianghufuchiyehao，huxiangxianqiyehao，yedoushikandian。
dangranle，jiabindailaideneigexiaohuobanzhishiciyaode，jiemuzuxuanchuandianshizhongdouzaijiabinshenshang，huangerenduijiemudeyingxiangbuda。
lishuoneibianyikaishinidaideshitonggongsideshidi，buguohaimeiyouzhengshiquedingxialai。
daoyanxinranjiudayingle，suibianshenmeren，zhiyaolishuonenglai，jiushidaitiaogoutayesuita。
xiayimiaotingshuodaiderenshilishuodeqinmeimeishi，daoyanyanjingdoudengdale。
lishuohaiyoumeimei？qinde？
wangshangkeyidianerhenjidousoubudaoa！
gaishuobushuo，lishuozuoweiyigexinjinliuliang，wangshangguanyutadexinxijuranshaodekelian，baidubaikelijiuzhiyoutayigeren，guanxiwangyigerendoumeiyou，daoyandouyiduyiweitashiguer。
xianzailishuojuranyaodaitaqinmeimeishangjiemu，guangshi“lishuoqinmeimei”zheiwugezijiuzuyirangzheigejiemuduoyigebaodianlea！
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diertian，jiemuzudeguanxuanweibojiuzhengshichulaile。
yinweidiyijidehuobao，wangyouduidierjide《chufaqumaoxian》henshiqidai，youqishijiabinmingdan，bijingzheiduiyudierjinengbunengyoukandianketaizhongyaole。
guanxuanyifachuqu，chiguade、courenaode、zhenxinguanzhudejiuquanquweiguanle。
jiabinmingdandaoshiyidianerdoumeirangtamenshiwang。
diyigeshiguomintongxingqiaoxiaoyu，xiaoxiaonianji，daibiaozuojiuyidadui，yinweinianjixiao，zheihaishitadiyigezongyi。
diergeshiliuliangxiaohuaxiaxinxin，yizhangtianmeikerendechulianliandabianyulequanwudishou，jinjinianyandejuyiyanyigebao，henduoyuanbenbubeikanhaodejudouyiwaidebaole，bunengshuoshizuiyoumingqideliuliangxiaohua，danjueduishiyunqizuihaodeliuliangxiaohua。
xiaxinxincanjiadezongyiyebuduo，guanzhonghaishihenqidaitade。
disangeshijinliangniantuiquanshengzidexumuyaxuyinghou，yinweihuiguijiating，kuailiangnianmeiyouchuxianzaiguanzhongshiyele，zheigezongyisuanshitadefuchuzhizuo，guanzhongdeqidaiziranjiugenggaole。
最后一个，是黎烁。
guanzhongduizheigemingziketaishuxile。
《chaojimengwa》caigangbowanbujiu，zheigepingyijizhilichengqizhengbuzongyi80%xiaodiandenanren，jihumeitiandouguazairesoushang。
neixierangrangzhemeikangoudeguanzhongkanjian“lishuo”lianggezichuxianzaijiabinmingdanli，xianxiemeilefengguoqu。
buguohenkuai，wangyoujiufaxianlebuduijingdedifang。
zheitemeshigeqiushengzongyile，lishuozhendeheshima？
pinglunlimeiyiwaiquanchongmanlechaoxiao。
［youyishuoyi，lishuoqucanjiazheigezongyizhendenenghuodexialaima？bijingquanwangdouzhidaoni“buxing”hahahaha！］［hahahahahahahahahahahahahaxiangxiangyixia，bierenquanchengqiusheng，shuogequanchengfoxifangqi，zhendeyoudianerdanxintadeshengcunwentiei～］［zhiyouwojuedezheigenanrenzaishituwanhuixingxiangma？ge，niyaolaolaojizhuzijishuode，nanrenbuxingjiushibuxing，youshenmehaodiuliande！］［tingshuozheijijiemushizuhexingshiei，meigejiabindouhuidaiyigexiaohuobanqushangzongyi，buzhidaoshuogehuidaisheini？haoqidai～］［woyouyigetiyi，burujiudaiwomendechengzidouxiaopengyoubahahahaha！］［dudu：nimenshimoguima？wochidekuhaibugouduoma！！］［hahahahahahahawozhuo！！beishuogedaiqushangzongyidedaomeigui，zheijitianchibaodianerba，yihoujiunanshuolehahahaha！］…
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艺人后台。
yishenbaisezhiyexizhuangdeyekezoulejinlai。
talianjiashouxue，wuguanshuobushanghaokan，danshimeijianyouyigushuyunvqiangrendelingli，liandaizheqichangdouyouxieqiangshi。
zuoweiyulequanliyoumingdejingjiren，tadeyewunenglidequeduideqitadezhangxiang。
gangzoujinqu，yekejiuzhuyidaolezuozaihuazhuangjingqiandexiaxinxin。
tabuzijuedixileyikouqi。
jibianyijingjianguowushucile，danmeicidouhaishihuibeixiaxinxinzheizhanglianjingyandao。
zenmeshuoni，genquanlineixiemingyandameirenxiangbi，taqueshimeidebi。
dantazheizhanglianshengzaigouqingchun，jiaodidide，wufenzhiqiwufenjiao，guangshikanyiyandourangrenyoubaohuyu，zhenggeyulequanyezhaobuchudierzhangzheiyangdechulianlianle。
erqietazongshiyouyizhongcuojue，zongganjuemeicijianxiaxinxindoubishangyicijianmiandeyaohaokan。
dagaishihongqiyangrenba，yekexinxiang。
tazouguoqu，bashoulidezongyijiaobenfangzailexiaxinxinmianqian。
“<chufaqumaoxian2>dejiabinmingdandouyijingquedinghaole，wodatingguole，nvjiabinli，chulexumuyamingqibinidaxiewai，qitadedoubuzuweiju。meibanfa，tachudaozao，zuopinyeduo，buguotazaojiujiehunle，gennibushijingzhengduishou。daoshinanjiabinlidelishuonikeyiliuyiyixia，suiranruquanshijianwan，danrenqihensheng，heshidehuakeyishidangchaoyixiacp……xinxin，niyouzaitingma？”
yekekanleyiyanxiaxinxin，tashixianpiexiangbiechu，mingxianmeiyourenzhenting。
shishishang，xiaxinxinzhengzaigenbierenshuohua，buguoyongdebushizui，ershinaodianbo。
417shitabangdingdeqiyunxitong，zheimexieniantanengcongxiaoxuedaogaozhongdaxue，zaidaorujindeyulequandoushunfengshunshui，417zhanle80%degonglao。
meicuo，rutademingziyiyang，417zuidadezuoyongjiushinengbangtaxizoubierenshenshangdeqiyun，buguoqiantishitadezaineigerenshenshangdedaozugoudeqingganzhi。
suoweiqingganzhi，huoaihuohen，youhuozhebiedeqinggan，zongzhi，duitalaishuobushiyijiannanshi。
zuijintagen417dejiaoliudoulibukaiyigemingzi——lishuo。
hennanxiangxiangyigerenjuranhuiyouzheimeqiangdeqiyun。paxueshanyudaoxuebengjuranzhishishuaishangleyitiaotui，conglintanxianshizongsantianjurannenghaofawusundihuilai，jiulianjinyulequanzheizhongshenxiandajiadedifang，zaihaowuzuopinhaowujichudeqingkuangxia，jurannengpingzheyizhanglianjiukeyixifenwushu，yiyuechengweixinjinliuliang。
zhangdehaokanguranshitadebenshi，danzheirenshenshangdeqiyunyezhendeshiqiang，417diyicijiancedaozheigerenshenshangdeqiyunshiyebeiheleyitiao。
zheizhongrenjianzhijiushitamendezuijiamubiaoa！
417bujinbumandeshengyinxiangzainaonei:“niquedingninengzailishuoshenshangshoujidaozugoudeqingganzhi？”
bijingyidanbangding，jiuhuiyoushijianxianzhi，zaiyouxianshijianlishoujibudaozugoudeqingganzhidehua，tayebuzhidaohuichuxianshenmeyangdehouguo。
xiaxinxinxiaolexiao，fangfotingdaoleshenmejiqihaoxiaodeshiyiyang。
tacongchuzhongkaishijiuzhuiqiuzhebuduan，jianshiguogezhonggeyangdenanren。
xianglishuozheizhongzhangyangbujidexinggederentajiandetaiduole，rouruodexiaobaihuajianzhijiushitamendetiancai。
xiaxinxinkanlekanjingzizhongdeziji。
ranglishuoaishangta，jianzhitairongyile。