第一章

重生后我追着老公打

woyiyuzhengfazuozishayihou,zhongshenghuishenghaizidangwan。

shangyishi,woweileshunchan,shiwangmotuoluodaozhishiming,diulegongzuorifuyiridepinmingdaihaizi。

wolaogongquebaqingrendaihuijiazaiwoyanpizidixiakuaihuo。

zhonghuoyishi,wotingjianwolaogonghewopopozaiwaimianshangliangqianwanbunengpoufuchan。

wozhijiegunxiachanchuang,tiqituobazhuizhewolaogongda。

1

shenye,chanfanglidekuhanshengsixinliefei。

zhonghuoyishi,zheizhongdaduanlegutousidetengtongwoyaojinglidierbian!

shangyishi,youyuwogaodujinshi,shunchanshishiwangmotuoluodaozhishuangmushiming,xiabanshengchedihuile。

wozhandouzheshuangshoulazhuyiweizhuchanshi:“bai……baituo,woyaoshunzhuanpou。”

“womenyerenwei,yinideshentitiaojian,kendingshipoufuchanzuihao,keshinipopohenilaogongshuoshenmedoubukenzaishoushutongyishushangqianzi,womenyemeibanfa。”

woxiangqishangyishi,wopoposhuo,jingjingyanjingxialemeishi,danruguopoufuchandehua,duihaizibuhaode。

woyaozheya,zhijiegunxiachanchuang。

“chengnvshi,chengnvshi……”

wobuguzhuchanshidezulan,renshouzhejudadetongkuzouchuchanfang,congshuifanglinqiyizhituobachongchuqu。

“gaominghui!gaominghui!”

wotizhetuobaganerzhizhigaominghuidebizi,“madenijilaonianggunguolaiqianzi!”

gaominghuibeiwodazheduzihaifafengdeyangzihezhule。

“laopo,laopoxiaoxinhaizi……”

“签字!”

wodahouyisheng,duzilidebaobao“teng”detiwoyijiao。

wopopokutianqiangdidepaoguolai,zhengzhunbeizhuangmozuoyangdemajiju,wojituobagandazaigaominghuishenshang,hedetaweiweinuonuowanghoutuilehaojibu。

woshenxiyikouqi:“qianbuqian?”

gaominghuifulefuyanjing:“laopo,tingshuopoufuchandebaobaomeiyoushunchandecongming……”

laoniangdoukuaimeimingle,tahaizaikaolvhaizicongbucongming?

wozhijieduizhetadelian“papa”liangbazhangzuoyoukaigong:“qianbuqian!”

“qianqianqian,laopo,nikeqianwanbiedongletaiqi。”

gaominghuiyanjingbeiwoshanfeidiao,tashoumangjiaoluandedunxiashenzijiangyanjingjianqilai,mangbudiedeshuodao:“nibiedongqi,laopo。”

恶心!

wo“pei”leyisheng,shouchayaozoujinchanfang。

shenhouchuanlaiwopopodekusheng。

“jiamenbuxinga……qulegehanfua!”

hanfu?dekuizheiyishiwochenglehanfu,yaoshihaixiangshangbeizineiyangwonang,wohaibudesiwuzangshenzhidi?

shangyici,woshengwanhaizijiushimingle,wopopobujinmeiwendafuwodeshilinengbunenghuifu,fandaozaiguanxinwozheigeposhenzihainengbunengshengertai!

wolaogongsuiranzuishangshuozhiyaolaopohaojiuxingle,jieguobaqingrendaihuiwojia,zaiwoyanpizidixiazaoren,beiwofaxianyihoujieshishuotamaxiangyaogesunzi,tameibanfa!

好**的一家人!

kuiwoyikaishihaiduigaominghuidetiexinhewenrougandong,juedewomeijiacuoren。

笑死。

shangleshoushutaiyigexiaoshi,woshunlishengxiayimingnvying。

huidaobingfangyihou,wopopoguoranyouxiangshangyishiyiyangkaishitaobitao。

“shuohaoleyaojiwomenlaogaojiashenggeerzide。”

“nishuoshuo,haifeideshenmepoufuchan,poufuchanshiyaosannianyihoucainengshengertaiduiba?zuonieyo,xianzaidenvrenzhenshijiaoqi,womenneishihou——”

“nineishihougenlaomuzhusideyitaishengshigebagedougenwomeiguanxi。”wodaduanlewopopodehua,“zheilaomuzhuniaidangnidang,wokebudang。”

2

“zenmeshuohuani?zenmeshuohuani?haizhibuzhidaozhangyouyouxu,haiyoumeiyouzunbeile?”

“weilaobuzunhaiburangrenshuole?”

wobuganshiruojixuhuidui。

gaominghuiguolailazhewodeshou:“jingjing,shaoshuoliangju,womayeburongyima。”

“sheitamarongyia?”wozhengkaigaominghuideshou,“nizuihaojiwoshaoniantaoliangju。fouzedenghuilejiawojiugennilihun!”

kanzhegaominghuicahandeyangzi,woyaozheyamadao:“haizifangziheqianniyiyangdoulaobuzheni!”

gaominghuihewopopoquandoubilezui。

wozheicaishutanlexie,xiuxileyizhen,wobagaominghuijiaoguolai,gaosutawoyaodingyuezizhongxin,rangtazheiliangtianzhuajinbantuo。

gaominghuizhoulemeitou:“nei……womaqingdeyuesao——”

“niwenwennima,shibushibayuesaotuidiaole?”

gaominghuiyilian“nizenmezhidao”debiaoqing。

wodangranzhidao,shangyishi,wopoposhuo,nvwaerqingyuesaogansha?ranhoubayuesaotuile,haicuanduogaominghuibapeihujiayequxiaole,rangwoyigexiazimosuozhezhaoguxiaoyinger。

houlai,gaominghuibaqingrendaihuijiazaoren,tahaibangmangdayanhu。

zhenxiangjitatouningxialaidangqiuti。

woyoudao:“quleyuezizhongxin,nihenimaduoshengjing?nijixuqushangban,nimajixuqutiaoguangchangwu,baobaoyenengpingpinganan,liangquanqimeideshiqing,niyouyushenmea?”

zaiyouyu,jiudingbudaole。

gaominghuixianglexiang,diantoushuotamashangjiuqu。

bieyiweiwobuzhidaotazaixiangshenme。

wozhuleyuezizhongxin,tajiunenggenqingrenzhengdaguangmingdezaiwojia**le。

这才是最美的事吧。

diertian,gaominghuijiugenwoshuo,yuezizhongxindinghaole,zaidengjitianchuyuan,tamenyourenlaijie,baozhehaizizhijieguoqujiucheng。

woxiaoxixidenieleniegaominghuidelian:“nibanshizuiwentuole。”

wopopozuozaiyibianchuihuzidengyanjing,haoxiangwoqianletashenmeside。

bujiujiwankuaiqianma?gaominghuiyoubushitaobuqi。

tayouqianzaiwaimianyangxiaolaopo,meiqianjizijidalaopodinggeyuezizhongxin?

笑话。

renshigaominghuideshihou,tashiwodejiafang。

gaominghuishitizhinei,erwosuozaidefangdichanqiyexuyaonaxiadeyikuaidi,shuyugaominghuideguanxiafanwei,wojiuzheiyangrenshilegaominghui。

tabushishenmedalingdao,keshishouzhongduoshaoyouxiequanli。

woshixiangmuzudexiaozuzhang,weilegaodingta,xianshiqingtachifanhejiu,suihouyousonglexiejiazhibufeidelipin,quebeitaquanbutuihui。

woduitayoulexiexuhaogan,danbingbuduo。

zhaobiaochenggongyihou,gaominghuituranduiwozhankailereliedezhuiqiu。

woyouxieshouchongruojing,yeyouxiebuzhisuocuo。

zhidaowodiyicigentaquledaxuetongxuejuhui,fanzhuoshang,tadeyiweipengyoushuoloulezui。

“像,真像。”

huiquyihou,wozhuizhetawen,wojiujingshixiangshei。

高明辉闭口不言。

hunlishang,lingyigechuanzhebaiselianyiqundenvhaichuxianzaiwomendebinkexishang。

wokandaoletayanlidebugan。

tongshiyeduchulegaominghuiyanzhongdexinsuan。

tadelianxingheyanjinggenwoyoujifenxiangsi。

是她。

haozaijiajigaominghuiyihou,tadaiwojihao,pingshiduiwowubikuanrong,shiwujuxidezhaogu,rangwohenkuaijiujiangzheijianshipaozhunaohou。

谁没有过青春呢。

我也有过啊。

zuizhongyaode,shiguohaoyihouderizibushima?

zhishiwomeiyouxiangdao,zaishengwanhaizihou,gaominghuijianglingyigenvrenlajinwomendeshenghuo。

daodishibushibaiyueguang,woyigexiazi,yekanbuqing。

zhijuegaosuwo,bajiubulishiba。

chuleyuanyihou,wojiwoguimifalexiaoxi。

jiaotajiequjialijiwonadongxizhiming,toutouzhuangjigezhenkongshexiangtou。

gaominghui,nijinwuzangdejiao,shiluozishima,lachulailiuliu。

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jiexialaiderizi,wotangzaiyuezizhongxinchichihehe,doudouwa,xianxiazhiyu,wobiandakaishoujishipinkankanwojialidejiankongluxiang。

ehuo,jianzhishiyichangshijueshengyan。

tamenzaiketingdeshafashangqinwen,zaiciwochanmian。

wohaoxiangsuishisuididounengkanjianxiaodianying。

neinvdegenwopopohaichudetingbucuoni。

三个人有说有笑。

tachuanzhewodetuoxiehejiajufu,yongwodebeiziheshui,wotongguoshexiangtou,kandaotaguyijiangkouhongyinliuzaiwodebeizishang。

我心里只觉得恶心。

wanshang,tajingchanghuiliusuzaiwojia。

zaiwodechuangshang,shuiwodelaogong。

changmiandaoshimanjilie,dedamasaike。

gaominghuiruci**sishedeyangzi,queshihenshaojian。

huaiyunqian,womendefuqishenghuojiuxiangwanrenwuyiyang。

zheirangwobudebuhuaiyi,gaominghuishibushibuxingle。

xianzaikanlai,gaominghuibushibuxing,ershizhiduiwobuxing。

ai,qichidarua,qichidaru。

gaominghuizongshibulaiyuezizhongxinpeiwo,tashuotayaojiaban,zuijintebiemang。

yuanlai,tajiushizheimejiabandea?

挺耗体力的吧。

zaijiedaogaominghuishuotayaojiabandedianhuashi,wojigaominghuishuo,nijiabanxinku,youzhedianer,biebashenaohuaile。

shuoba,wotingdaodianhuaneibianchuanlaigaominghui“kekeke”deshengyin,xiangshibeishenmejiqiangzhele。

怎么不呛死他。

看把他给能的。

buguo,wodaoshiyoulianggezhongyaofaxian。

diyige,gaominghuideqingren,bushitadebaiyueguang。

neigenvrenwojianguo,shitadexintongshi,yizhijiaogaominghuishifu,tajiaoxiaofeng。

lingyigema……jiali**derenbuzhiwoyige。

jingchanggenwopopotiaoguangchangwudeneilaotouer,zuijinzongshibeiwopopodaihuijialai。

eyoyo,kezhenshilaobuzhengjingnei。

wopoponianjiqingqingshoulegua,xianzaikanlai,shiyaoshoubuzhuleha。

taliangjingchangzaiwojiameilaiyanqude,wopopohaiyinqindejilaotouerzuofan,duanchadaoshui。

这娘俩可真有意思。

ganqingxianzaiwodejiachengleguding**changsuole?

zheiniangliang,zuogerenba,wodetianna。

zuowanyuezihuijia,wofaxiantamenba**xianchanghaidasaodemanganjingde。

zhishizaiweishengjiandeyichujiaoluoli,wofaxianyigeyanyunbang。

shangmianmingxiandeliangtiaogang,fangfozaigaosuwo,gaominghuiyouyouhaizile。

速度还挺快呢。

wohuxiyizhi,lenglehaobantian。

ranhouzhuangzuoshenmedoumeifasheng,jiangyanyunbangjidiudiaole。

bujiushixianglinzoudeshihoudiudianshenmedongxilaiexinwoma?

gaominghuizheizhongdongxi,gentawangbapeilvdou,wobuzaihu。

wozaihudeshi,zenmecainengrangtalihunguang**gundan。

4

woyihuijia,gaominghuideqingrenjiulaibulele。

wopopokanyangzihaitingbumande。

diertianjiuzhihui**zheigannei,zijigenlaotouerqutiaoguangchangwu。

yexingba,tabuzaideshihou,wobatademingguiyifuquanbuxihuile,ranhouyoubatachifandejiadangzalegexisui。

wopopotiaowanguangchangwuhuilai,shuoshiyaoqinglaotouerzaijiachigefan,yikanluanqibazaodeketingheyijinghuichengzhadeyifu,dangchangjiufanlegaoxueya。

wobalaotouerfuzhewopopojinwoshideyangzipailezhaopianfajigaominghui。

“jijiaqinggebaomuba,mayizhizaizhaoguwo,meiyoushijianchuquyuehui,wubandouzhaojialilaile,nikankan?”

dangtianwanshanggaominghuihuilaidetingzao。

yijinmenjiugentamachaoleyijia。

gaominghuidefuqinqushidezao,tamenfuziliangganqingtingshende。

suirantaduitamabaiyibaishun,buguo,tahaoxiangbingbunengjieshoutamajitazhaogexinbaba。

“nizuihaodaxiaozheigeniantou!”

“woweinibashouguayibeizile!”

“这是妇道!”

wokaozaichuangtoutingdehenqingxi。

taishouduanqiniunaiheguangle。

haha,fudao,funimeidedao。

zheibowozhanwopopo,buguo,wohaishigengxihuantinggaominghuihewopopochaojia。

狗咬狗超**的。

tamenzaichaolexieshenmewomeiyoutingqing,wozhitingdaojialidehenduodongxibeizasuideshengyin。

baokuowopopozuixihuandeqingciwan,bolibei,haiyoutayuwubanlaotouerlianluoyongdeshouji。

够她心疼一阵子的。

gaominghuiqushangbanhou,wopopozaiyebengbuzhule,zhijiezhizhewopokoudama。

wotingdao“**、**”deziyaner。