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shijiandadianshang，woweizongmenduodediyi。
shiniangquedaizhequanzongmenmawoshigouyinshizunde**。
“yaobushitagouyinshifu，zenmehuilingwuzheimenandejianfa？tayepei？”
“zhengdaozongmenjuerongbuxiazheizhongdaodelunsangdechangfu，jintianwomenjiuqinglimenhu！”
“yongzheimewochuodeshouduanshangwei，zhenbuyaolian，meidieniangdeyezhongjiushibuzhilianchi！”
tamenlianshoujiangwodachengzhongshang。
shengsiguantou，woyongchuanyinfuhanlaiwodie：
“die，yourenshuowoshiyezhong。”
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xiuzhenjiewushinianyicideshijiandadianshang，woguoguanzhanjiang，zuizhongyiqingshanfengdejuejijianfa‘yangchunbaixue’，weizongmenduodediyi。
zaizheizhiqian，qingshanfengbieshuodiyiming，lianqianshidoumeijijinguo。
kewohaimeilaidejixiangshourongyu，jiukanjianyuanbenwaichudeshiniangdaizheyizhongzongmendizichongdaolebiwuxiaochang：
“neigegouyinzijishifudexiao**zainaerni？kanwojintianbuhuosileta！”
bencishijiandadian，chuleyinshideyaozonghechangnianquexidewanzongzhishoushanhaizongmeilairen，qitazongmendoupailedizihezhanglao。
youcanjiadabide，yeyouchunkanrenaode。
yiqunrendunshijiangshiniangweizhu：
“yefuren，ningangshuoshenme，shisheigouyinshifu？yiriweishizhongshenweifu，jianzhishi**！”
“zheiniantou，youxienvdizidangzhenbuyaolian，luoxiafengjiushizuihaodelizi，neigouyinshifudexiao**youleshenyun，tamenjiadezongzhuhefurendaoxianzaihaizhengridajiani，zheibushipohuairenjiajiatingma？”
“shibushiqingshanfengnagexiaodizibuanfen，jiyushangleyezongzhu？nigaosuwomenshishei，zanmenbangnijiaoxunta！”
tingshuoqianzhenzi，luoxiafengdezongzhuhezijimenzhongdiziyouran，beizongzhufurenzhuojianzaichuangshi，errenzhengdianluandaofeng，buzhitiandiweihewu。
zheishierzaixiuzhenjienaochubushaoxiaohua。
luoxiafengdezongzhusuiranzha，danhaodainianjiqingqing，fengliutitang，zhaoxiaoguniangxihuanyekeyilijie。
kewomenqingshanfengma......
wohejigeyitongcanjiadabidetongmenmianmianxiangqu，xiangdaoshifuyibanianji，dafubianbiandeshencai，dunshiyoudianwuyu，nageshimeineimexiangbukaia？
wosuiruzongmenshijianwan，danpingzhechuzhongdejianshutianfuhenengli，yechengleqingshanfengdezhangshishijie，pingshiguanlizongmendaxiaoshiwuheshidimeimenderichanggongke。
shifujintianmeilai，shiniangjiranchuxian，womenzuodizidemeiyoubushangqianxingliwenandedaoli。
wodaizhejigetongmenzouguoqu，shidimeimengaoxingdishuo：
“shiniang，ninlaila？wenyingshijieganggangdelediyi，zanmenzongmennalekuishouni！”
wohaimeilaidejishuohua，yigebazhangjiuhenhenchoudaowolianshang，shinianglengxiaodao：
“不要脸的**！”
zheiyibazhangdaizheshichengdeneili，wodezuijiaoshunjianliuchuxianxue，danaowengwengzuoxiang，wanquanmeifanyingguolaifashengleshenme。
“shiniang......”
shiniangchongzhewodeliantulekoutuomo，pokoudama：
“nigegouyinzijishifudexiao**，biejiaowoshiniang，woxianzang！”
wushudaodaizhebiyidemuguangxiangdingziyiyangzhadaowodelianshang，gangganghaibawodangchengouxiangdeshidimeimenfenfenpaodaoshiniangshenhou，haoxiangwoshishenmelingrenzuooudelaji。
qitazongmendezhanglaohediziduiwozhizhidiandian：
“xiaoguniangkanzheyishenzhengqide，zhangdeyetingqingchun，jingrannengganchuzheimexiasanlandeshi，yezongzhudangtadiedouchuochuoyouyule。”
“zheinijiubuzhidaoleba，yueqingchundeyuesaoa，wotingshuowenyingshiguer，meizhunrenjiajiushique‘fuai’leni，hahahaha。”
“wojiushuoma，tagenwomennianjixiangfang，xiuweiquegaochuneimeduo，kendingshichenyefurenbuzaijia，heyezongzhushuangxiulaizengjinxiuweideba？zhenexin。”
“womenkebuchengrenzheimezangdediyiming，jianzhijizhengdaorenshimengxiu，woqiangliejianyi，quxiaotademingci！”