第5章
meizizideshuileyijue，diertiandaqingzao，shenxiaojiuqianqiandegouwuleyixia。maileyitaoheshendeyifuheyidadui。haochide
dengtazhendechibaohezutangzaichuangshang，meizizidepansuanzhejiexialaiyaozenmebandeshihou，turanfaxian，qianbaoyoukongkongle。
xiangtashenxiaoyigedashi，liangbeizijiaqilaidoumeizheimeqiongguo。haiyouyuanzhudeyi**waizhai，zhunquelaishuoshiqifumudewaizhai。yaoshitaozoudehua，qianzhaibuhaiqian，yetingsandexingde。
bijingtazuotianleisileihuosuanleliangge，caiyigongnale666deshuzhi，julizanmanhaiyouhenzhangyiduanluyaozou。
xiangdaozheili，tadunshidaxiaoleyaopaoludexiangfa。
zhibuguosuizhierlaidejiushi，taqunaernongzheimeyidabideqian？
zhibosuanguasanqiandoubeirenxiangui，yaoshizaitigao，zhipadoumeirenyuanyile。
zheixia，shenxiaokeshifanlechou。
kanlaitadezaixiangxiangqitadezhuanqianfangshicaixing。
赚钱！
denulizhuanqian！quanfangweifazhan！
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“wei，nihao。shidianshitaima？wokenengjiushinimenyaozhaodeneigeren。”nianqingnanhaideshengyinconghuatongzhongchuanchu，lianxiandejizhejidongbuyi。
yuanlai，zuotianwanshangyourenlupingle1pchugui，fuqierrengongtongzhuaxiaosandelipuzhuamashijian。rangshenxiaodezhibojiandedaoleguanzhu，xuduorenbaozhekanjubendexiangfabaledangwandezhibo。
yinfalexuduorenduixunzhaoheheidshijiandehaoqi，guaimaiertongshijianzaiyicizourudazhongshiye。
zaidiertianzhongwu，yigeqingniannanxingjijizhedaledianhua，shengchengzijishidangchuzoudiudexiaohai，meitiyizuikuaisudubangzhuerrenhuimianzuodnajianding。
shenxiaodeshifa，rangtahuifulezuichudejiyi，tayejuedingtingshenerchu，bangzhugengduoderen。
weilenenggouduozhuandianqian，diertianwanshang，shenxiaozhunshijiudakailezhibojian。
jieguomeixiangdao，youyuzuotiandelunlixiejian，naochuleyixiaoboderedu，daozhijintiandezhibojianliduolejiqianren。
buguotamenmingxianlaikanxidejuduo。
【zheigejiushibiaoyansuanmingdezhuboba？】
【tingshuozhubokanmianxiangjiunengsuanchulai，zhendezheimelihaima？】
【youmeiyourensuanguoa？yaoshizhenzhundehua，woyexiangsuanyige。】
shenxiaozuozaishafashangshang，jizijidaolebeifeizhaikuaishui，dao：“geweixinfenruguoyouxuyao，yigelanbojinihuanyigua，buzhunbuyaoqian。”
zheirangneixiexinjinlaideshuiyoumendachiyijing。
【这么贵啊？】
【坑人的吧我去。】
【suanbuzhunnengpeiqianma？】
zuotianyijinglaiguodeshuiyoumenzheigeshihouhaoxintixingleyifan。
【shenmebiaoyanzhubo，zheishishishizaizaidesuanmingzhubo！】
【fangxinba，zhuboshuoguosuanbuzhunhuituiqian。】
【duide，suoyinimenfangxinsuanba。】
【ruguonimenbuxiangxin，keyikanjintiandejieguo。】
zheishi，chibaohezudelaoheitiaoleguolai，tangjinletadehuaili。
henkuai，zuotianneigejiaogulangdenanrenjiushenqinglianxian。
shenxiaogancuililuodexuanzeletongyi，buguolianmaidebushizuotiandezhongniannanren，ershiyigelaotaitai，yishanglaijiuduizheshexiangtouhan。“wocuoledashi，wocuole，qiuninle。ninquanquanwoerzi，tayaobawoganchuqua！”
“wozheimedasuishule，wochudaowaimianwokezahuoa。”
yipangdenanrenqiangguoshouji，"dashi，xiexieni，zhendexiexieni！woyuanbenhaibuxiangxin，juedewoshibeipianle。meixiangdaowobiwenwomazhenbichulaizhenxiangle，feiyaosichanlandadebianjie！wobenyiweihudubushizi，jieguomeixiangdaojuranzhendeshitahailewoerzi！”
“xianzaihaole，wolaopoyaogenwolihun，haiyaobaxiaoerzidaizou。wodaerzibeizheigelaowupohaisi，ererziyincishizong。woqilizisan，jiaporenwangle。”
shuodaozheili，pingmuneitoudenanrengengyanqilai。
huanlepiankehou，caidao：“wozhendemeifamianduizheiyiqie，wobixuqiangzhixingbalaotaitaisongdaoyanglaoyuanqule。”
“nizheigebuxiaozi，nihuizaobaoyingde！！”pangbiandelaotaitaidengzheyanjing，shengyinjianruicier，lianshangdezhouwenyinweifennuerxiandegengshenle。
【woqu，zhenshitamahaide。dashiniubi！】
【jushou）zheidaodizenmeyihuishi，duanduanjifenzhong，hangualiangzheimedama！？】
【xinrenzijizhaolupin！dalianshilu！】
“zaobaoyingde，yinggaishini。”shenxiaokanleyanzheigelaotaitai，yilianxiongxiang，yintangfahei，yiguziduanmingguiyang。
“nizhaogehaodianyanglaoyuanjinxiaoba，shunbianqufujinzhengguidesimiaoqiuqianjiniyuansidedaerzi。”
pingmushangturantiaozhuanchuyitiaolianxian，shenxiaotiaoletiaomei，xuanzejieting。
【ei？zheibushineigexunzhaohehema？】
“dashi，xiexienin。wozhongyuzhaodaowodeerzile，dnajiandingbaogaojinwanchulaile。duokuileninhejizhepengyoudebangzhu，womencainengtuanju。”nvrenqibuchengsheng，yipangchanfutadeqingniannanxingkanqilaimeiyanyutayouqifenxiangsi。
cishi，zhibojianliyedoufenfenweizheiyixingshiergaoxingbuyi。
【meixiangdaojuranzhendenengzhaodaole！dashitailihaile！】
【zheikezhenshidagongyijiana，duoshaobeiguaidejiatingmeitiandouzaidengdaizhezheiyimudedaolai。】
yishijianzhibojianligankaileqilai。
【ding！gongxisuzhu，chenggongrangduifangyijiatuanyuan，gongdejizan+666。】
“buyongxiewo，banigaizuodeshizuohaojiuxing。”
zhibojianderendouchenjinzaixiyuedeqifenzhong，meirentingdongshenxiaoshuodehua。
zhiyounvrenshenbiandeqingniannanzi，zhongzhongdedianletou。
henkuai，zaiganxieshengzhong，zhibolianxianguaduan。
buguoshenxiaoxinliqueqingchu，fanshijieshiyinguobaoying。neigejiaogulangdenanren，jibianzhaohuizinv，yebuhuiyutamenyoutaishendelianxi，neigelaotaitaiyehuidedaoyingyoudebaoying。
guoran，bangeyueyihou。hongdongquanguoderenertongbeiguaianbeipohuo，emingzhaozhudeguaipojiebeizhuabu。
jubaozhebushibieren，zhengshishizongbeixundehehe。tazhaohuiledangchudejiyi，jielulebeiguaidequanguocheng。jingfangshunzhexiansuochazhao，moqingleguaimailuxian，zhaodaolebanshudeshizongxiaohai。
【我去，真的牛。】
【zhubozheimelihai，shibushiyekeyixieqianshenmede？】
“ruguonimenyouxuyaodehua，zhihouwohuichouyouyuanrenzengsongqian。”
“jintianwomenhaishilaoguiju，yigelanbojinibuyigua！”
【zhubozhendeniu，woyaobu，woyaobu！】
【yunqiba…zheiwanyinengxinma？】
【aixinbuxin，wojiujuedezhubolihai。fanzhengbuzhunkeyituiqian】