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“neiwoqutuodiaogongfu……”xiaxiaomohaixiangliu。

“bubile,jiuchuanzheishen!”jinyikunzhijieduanletadenianxiang。

“jinzong,zheibianqing!”changzhanglianmanggongshenzuoleyigeqingdeshoushi,suanshihuanjielecishidegangaqifen。

jinyikundangqianyibuzoule,xiaxiaomodangranbuxiangzou,kexipangbianwushudeyanjingqishuashuadekanzheta,yezhinengwukenaihedegenzailehoumian。

qidetachongzhejinyikundehoubeitulehaojikoukoushui,zhengdangtataituixiangtitadeshihou,zheijiahuoturanzhuanguoshen,chongzhetashenhouderenyinuzui,“nimenlianggebatajiaqilai。”

“jia……?”xiaxiaomoyilianmengbi,danhenkuaitajiumingbaile,zhendeshijia!

yebuzhidaocongnaerchulailianggechuanzhebaixifudenanren,yibianyigebaxiaxiaomojijiazailezhongjian。

“喂……”

xiaxiaomonalishilianggenanrendeduishou,zhinengguaiguaijiufan。

zheiliangrenjuranzhangdeyimaoyiyang,chuanshuozhongdeshuangbaotaibaobiao?kanlaizhei**haishiduoqipa,baobiaodouzheimeyuzhongbutong!

tajiuzheiyangbeijiazhegenzaijinyikunshenhou,yiqikanlejinggong、chegong、zhijian、hanjie、zuzhuangdengdengbumen,zheiyilushangdaoyexianganwushi。

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yixiangdaojinyikunbeiwushuinongchenghunshenzangxixifanzheechoudeyangzi,taxinlidoukuaiyaolefengle,jibiannulirenxiaojianbanghaishibuyouzizhudezhandoulejixia。

“nixiaoshenme?”youbiandenanrencumei,momingqimiaodekanzheta。

“meishimeishi。”xiaxiaomopiepiezuizuolegeguilian,haozaiyoukouzhaoyanshi,tabingmeiyoukandao。

切!

jinyikunzheigezhanan,haixuedianyingligaobaobiaoneiyitao,zhishirenjiadoushiheixizhuangtadebaobiaojuranshibaiyibaiku,zheiliangbaobiaochulezhangdeyiyangshuaiyemeikanchushenmeyoudian,tayiduhuaiyijinyikunshikanlianzhaodebaobiao。

edui,shuoqilaizheijiarendeshoufahenshulian,liangrenyirenyitiaogebojiazhetazouleyigexiaoshile,jurandaqidoubuchuan。

haiyou,zheiliangrendegebogentiezhudeside,luodetageboshengteng,tarenbuzhuzhengzhaleyixia。

“meishibieluandong!”youbiandenanrenlenglengdeshengyinruer,haoxiangzheigerenmeiyouwenduside。

“heng!”xiaxiaomobailetayiyan。

zheilianggebaobiaoguorangenneigezhananyiyang……kee!

jinyikunjiuzaixiaxiaomodeqianmian,genneigechangzhangbianzoubianliao,suoyizoudehenman。

yankanzhejuliwushuicaoyuelaiyuejinle,xiaxiaomodexinlilekailehua。

jindian,zaijindian,jiejieqingnixiwushuizao……

xiaxiaomomanxinqidaidejindingzhejinyikunhewushuicaodejuli。

meixiangdaodeshi,zaijuliwushuicaoshimizuoyoudeshihou,jinyikunturanzhandinglejiaobu,genchangzhangdongyijuxiyijudexianliaoqilai。

可恶!

keshidenglehaoyihui,**doumeiyouzaiwangqianzoudeyisile。

tingtamenliaotiandeyisishiyaojiesanquwuxiu?

biea,xiaxiaomoyouxiejile。

“shijianbuzaole,dajiaquwuxiuba,xinkuxinku!”jinyikunhuranzhuanguoshenduizhepeitongdexiashushuo,shuowanshuangmoujujiaozailexiaxiaomodeshenshang,“niliuxia!”

neixiepeitongtingdaozheijuhuarutongdasheyiban,yizhenfengsidezoumeiyingle。

zhishengxiajinyikunhechangzhang,xiaxiaomohetashenbiandelianggebaibaobiao。

算了,不管了!

xiaxiaomomanmandecengdaowushuiguandefamenpang,kezheiyeshiweiyidejihuile,yidanfenkaitahennanzaizhaodao**,gengbietixiangjintianjulizheimejinle。

“jinzong,neibianyourenzhaoni!”xiaxiaomoturanchaozhejinyikunshenhouyizhi,suoyourendouxiayishidechaozhetashouzhidefangxiangkanqu。

xiaxiaomochentamendezhuyilibeidiaokaide0.03miao,xunsubawushuiguandeyalijiadaotou。

sheidoumeiyoukanqingchufashengleshenme,zhitinghualayisheng……

congtianerjiangpiaopowushui,zheibushizhongdian。

zhongdianshizaiwushuijiangluodenei0.000001miaodeshijian,jinyikunturanshenziyipian,neiyi**wushuiyidianmeilangfeidequanpotapangbiandechangzhangshenshangle。

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“yi,haochou……”xiaxiaomogangyibeibaobiaofangxiajiutiaodaoyibianqule。

“changzhang,nihuiquxigezaoba。”jinyikunweiweicumei,lianshangfuxianbuyuedeshenqing。

changzhangyilianmengbi,tamangrandekanlekanwushuicao,julineimeyuan,zheishishenmeqingkuang?

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“shini?”jinyikunyishuangyingsunbandeyanjingturandingzhulexiaxiaomo。

xiaxiaomoxinxudehen,danhaishigenglegengbozi,yifuguanwoshenmeshidetaidu。

“zenmekeneng,woyizhiguaiguaidezaizheilizhanzhe。”xiaxiaomozhabazhabadayanjingyilianwugudemoyang,jiezheshenshouyizhibaobiao,“genghekuangtamenlianggehaijiazhewo。”

jinyikuncumeichensi,piankehouhuranhuangrandawudeyangzi,chongzhexiaxiaomogouqilezuijiao。

zheituruqilaideyimoxiaorongkandexiaxiaomoquanshendoushendehuang。

“nimenlianggebatajiaqilai。”jinyikunyixialing,neiliangbaibaobiaotinghuadezaicibaxiaxiaomojijialeqilai。

“又架……”

“bataguandaozawujianqu,zoudeshihoucongjiqifangchuanguoqu,renherenbunengguanta。”jinyikundeshengyinbinglengwuqing,rangrentinglebuhanerli。

“喂……”

“你放我下来!”

“nipingshenmeguanwo,woyaogaoni!”

“喂!”

“**!”

xiaxiaomoyibianzhengzhayibiandahan,ketazenmekenengzhengtuozheiliangzhuangshuodebaobiao,jiuzheiyangbeijiadaolezawujian。

“nimenzheishifanfade……”

砰!!

haimeidengxiaxiaomodehuashuowan,zawujiandemenjiubeibaobiaoqiangxingguanshang!

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“guaiguaidesiguo,wanxiefangnichulai!”yidaodichendenanshengchuanlai,shijinyikundeshengyin。

“**,nifangwochuqu!”xiaxiaomoganjuekuaiyaosangshilizhile。

meirenhuidatadehua,henkuaitajiutingdaojiaobujianxingjianyuandeshengyin,jinyikunzoule。

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zheizhongyoubidezhixigankuaiyaobaxiaxiaomobifengle。

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