第五章 媳妇不知好歹

“啊!!!”

xiaxiaomoyijing,jiaolechulai,talianmangwuzuiyijingwanle。

jinyikunyongzuoshouzaijutaishangyicheng,jiushuaiqidetiaojinlejutaili,yibazhuazhulexiaxiaomo。

“ninini……fangkaiwo。”xiaxiaomosimingdezhengzha,xiangyaobaituojinyikundeshufu。

“xifuer,bieshengqilema!”jinyikundeshengyinwubirouhe。

“sheishinixifuer,nigun!”xiaxiaomodengyuanledayanjingnushijinyikun,zheigejiahuobukuishi**,zhanrenbianyidehuazhangkoujiulai。

sheizhidaojinyikundelianshangyijiudaizhewenhedexiaorong,yilianbaorongrenxingxiaoxifuerdemoyang。

“nirangwozoudeyo?biehouhui……”

“gun!”xiaxiaomoyimiaozhongdoubuxiangjiandaota!

jinyikunzouguizouquebingmeiyoufangshou,lazhexiaxiaomoyiyongli,zaicitingdaole‘sila’yisheng。

xiaxiaomoxiayishiditouyikan,zheixiahao,shuiyizhenggebeisixialaiyiquan,benlaijiushigenanshishuiyihainenggaizhu**,zheixiayisibianchengyibubitile。

“ni!”xiaxiaomoqideshuobuchuhua,cishishouliyaoyoubadaotajueduiyidaoduolezhei**!

“啊……”

下一秒!

xiaxiaomofanyingguolai,limadunzailedishang。

baixidexiaolianerhongchenglehuolongguo,zheixiakecanle。

zheishi,jinyikuntuoxiaxizhuang,gaizaixiaxiaomoshenshang,jiezheyibabaoqileta,zheiyitaodongzuoxingyunliushui,kandexiaoshoudajiemudengkoudai,manyandoushixianmu。

“wei,nifangwoxialai!nige**!liumang!”

xiaxiaomopinmingzhengzha,jinyikunpatadiaoxiaqujiuyonglijinjindeguzhuleta,zheiyangtayuedong,tajiuyueyongli。

“nizaidong,yifudiaolewokebuguan!”jinyikunzaixiaxiaomoerbianjinggao。

zheiyixiaxiaxiaomobuganluandongle,shuangshoujinjindezhuazhuyifu,zheiyaoshidiaoletakemeilianjianrenle。

“heng,nigesiliumang!dajie,qiunibangwobaojingxingma?woburenshitade,tazheishibangjia……”

jinyikunchongzheneidajiexiaoxiao,neidajielimataohuayandouxiaowanle。

“bienaole,burenshinigenwochuanqinglvshuiyi?quannibiebushihaodaixiaoxinwochengfani?”jinyikundeshengyinyijiuwenhe,zhendejiuhaoxiangshinaobieniudexiaoqinglvzaidaqingmaqiao。

xiaxiaomozheicaizhuyidao,jinyikunwaitaolijuranchuandegentashitongkuanshuiyi,zheixiakejieshibuqingle。

“bushi……dajienitingwoshuo……”

xiaxiaomohaixiangjieshi,zhengzaizheishi,‘pada’yisheng,tajiaoyashangneigechaodahaonanshirenzituodiaoleyizhi。

dajieditouyikan,jiezhejilexiaxiaomoyigelerandeyanshen。

“nijiubienaole,zhenshibushihaodai!”dajieshuowanyaoyaotou,lianshanglouchuleshiluodeshenqing。

“dajiebangmangnayipingjiujing,shabubengdaixiexie。”jinyikungangshuowan,dajiejiuliluodezhuangjinlesuliaodai,ranhoudileguolai。

“二十八块。”

“ji,bengzhaole。”jinyikundiguoyizhangbaiyuanchaopiao。

jiezhe,jinyikunbaozhexiaxiaomochuleyaodian,zhishengdajieluomodekanzhetamenlikaidebeiyingmolemozijidelian,ai……

jinyikunrangxiaxiaomozuozailupangdeyiliangmotuoshang,haibawaitaopizailetashenshang,ditouyongjiujinghedianfujitaqinglishangkou。

“哇……”

jiujinggangyidaozaishangkoushang,tajiurenbuzhuyitaijiaojilejinyikunyixia。

“你……”

jinyikunyibazhuazhutadexiaotui,yongjiujingqinglilejici,ranhouyongshabuxixidibaohao,yongbengdaizuoleyigetaozhenghaotaozaijiaoyashang。

xiaxiaomochuimoukanzhetadedongzuo,yebuzhengzhale,neixinshenzhiyouneimeyisisidebeihehudeganjiao。

jinyikunyitaitou,liangrenzhijiepenglegecalian,xiaxiaomoxiayishixianghouduo,quekandaoneijiahuozhengzhigougoudekanzhezijixiongbu,tahuangmangshuangshouhuxiong。

“榴芒!”

“啪嗒!”

衣服掉了……

“zheisuanbusuanyouhuo?”jinyikuntiaomei,chunbiandaizheyisisixixue。

“不……”

xiaxiaomohuangluandexiangyaotiaoxiaqujianyifu,quebeiyizhidashoujituihuidaoyuanlaideweizhi。

jiezhe,jinyikunwanyaojianqilewaitao,zhongxinjitapishang,shunshibatalanzailebeiwanli。

haonuan……haiyounanrendutedeweidao!

zheishixiaxiaomozuizhiguandeganjue,danhenkuaitajiudaxiaodiaolezheigeniantou。

yidingyaozhending,zheige**zuihuifuhuonvhaizifangxinle,woyidingbunengshangdang,wohaiyaoweimeisubaochouni!

“ni……nizoukai!”xiaxiaomoyongyigenshouzhichuokailetagenjinyikundejuli。

jinyikunxiaoxiaozhanleqilai,kanzhetaneiyilianjiebeijinzhangxixideyangzi,huranwanxindaqi。

“shiniyaowozoukaide,biehouhuie?”

“哼!”

“xianzaikeshikuaiwuyele,tingshuoyoubushaocaihualaoliumangzaizheiyidaijujini,yebuzhidaotamenkandaonizheigenaiyouxiaodangaohuizenmezhemo,zeze……”jinyikunzhuangzuosuikoushuoshuodemoyang,yanmouqueshizhongluozaixiaxiaomodexiaolianershang。

“qie,zuidadeliumanghaibujiushini!”xiaxiaomocaibumaizhang,zheilisuiranshaoweipianyidian,keyeshichengshi,youshenmehaopade。

jinyikunkantamianqiangzhendingdexiaomoyang,jiezheshuo:“kewotingshuoyoubushaonvhaizibeizhemozhisi,yinhunbusan,wuyezhishi,yinfengzhaqi……”

xiangshipeihetadehuaside,huranguaqileyizhenfeng,chuidexiaxiaomomanshenjipigeda。

“ni……nibieshuole。”xiaxiaomozuichunyouxiefabai,renbuzhutunyanlekoukoushui,jinzhangdesichukankan。

“zheixieyuanhunmeiwanpiaodangzaizheiheiyezhizhong,tamenpiaoapiao……”

zheishitayuanchuyougerenyingchaozheibianyidong。

yikaishijuliyuankanbuqingchu,keguolejimiaozhongxiaxiaomokanqingle,neigerenbushizaizou,ershizai‘piao!’

“a!gui……guigui……”xiaxiaomoyongshouzhizheneigefangxiang,jiezhehuangmangyongyizhishoubalianwuzhu,lingyizhishousisizhuaizhexizhuangwaitao。

jinyikunzaojiukandaole,tabatouwaixiangyibianwushengdexiaolebantian,zheixiaoguniangtaihaowanle。

guoleyifenzhong,xiaxiaomocaibashouyikai,yishuangshuimouhaoqidekanguoqu。

zheicaifaxianganggangneigerennalishigui,gengbushipiao,ershicaizheyigepinghengche,zaiyizhuantou,zhenghaokandaojinyikunwuzheduzirenxiaodeyangzi。

“nipianwo,huaisilehuaisile,nizheige**!”xiaxiaomoyibianmarenyibianxiaofenquanchuileguoqu。

kenengshilianggerenzhetengdeshengyintaidale,daozhichudonglemotuochedebaojingzhuangzhi,shashijiandidididebaojingshengzhaqi,zaiwanshangyouqicier。

“aiya!”xiaxiaomolianmangwuzhuerduo,zheishengyinyetaicierle。

“nimenganmani!”turanxiaochaoshichulaiyigezhongnianfunv,“yourentouche!”

“a?womenmeiyou。”xiaxiaomolianlianbaishou,kejingbaodeshengyinzaogaiguoletadeshengyin,genghekuangrenjiazenmehuitingtadejieshi。

zheibianjinyikunyebuzhidaoyongleshenmebanfa,fadonglemotuoche。tayixiakuazuozaimotuocheshang,baxiaxiaomowangqianjileji。

“nifangkaiwo……fangkaifangkai!”xiaxiaomohuangmangzhengzha,zheishizuizirandefanying。

“nibuxiangbeidangchengtouchezeizhuaqilaijiubieluandong,yihuiwokemeiliqile。”jinyikundeshengyinrangrenbuyongzhiyi。

xiaxiaomoyebuzhidaozenmebanhao,zhihaotinghuadeguaiguaiwozaitadexiongtanglile。