“xibeixuantianyiduoyun！”
“wuyaluojinlefenghuangqun！”
“manzhuodoushiyingxionghan！”
“sheishijunlaisheishichen！”
kanzhemianqianzheilianggeshouchigunbangchongzijijiaoxiaodexiaohaier，zhongnianxiushidezuijiaoweiweichouchulejixia。
zijihaodaiyeshiemeizhaixingyimaidezhanglao，xianzaijuranbeilianggexiaowawadajiele！
zheiyaoshibeizongmenliqitadezhanglaozhidao，buzhidebeixiaohuachengshenmeyang。
pailepaietou，tayouxiekuxiaobudedekaikoudao:“erweixiaoyou，haiqingjizaixiaranggelu。”
“shaofeihua，shixiangdebayinliangjiaochulai，buranyeyewoshoulideganmianzhangkeburenren！”
zhongnianxiushitingzhezheizhinendetongyinlveganwunai。
yanqianzheixiaohaierkanqilaizuiduobudaoqisuiba，neitemehaiguazhebitini！
haixuerenjiadaigeheiyanzhaozaizheierzhuangduyanlong，zhenyiweizijijiangyangdadaoa。
tameihaoqidao:“nimenlianggexiaowawa，kezhizaixiashishei！”
“woguannishishei！”liubitidaiyanzhaodenanhaikangzheganmianzhanghengdao:“gaosuni，zheiershidongguacun！wojiushidongguacunyibaxueshourentulinxiaolu！sharenbuzhayan！”
“meicuo！”nanhaishenbianzhazhechongtianbianer，chuanzhehongdudoudexiaonvhaierzhuangqiangzuoshidao:“wodagechaoxiongde，tiantiankanren，yitianbukanjiubuchifan！”
“dui，yiqianwonianghaizaideshihoutiantiandawo，dantadawowodoubuchi，bixukanwanrencaichidexia，jiuwennipabupa！”
中年修士:……
zheilianghaizishiyoushenmedabingma？
zheitemedoushenmegenshenme？
zhongnianxiushimingjiaolimingru，benshiemeizhaixingyimaidezhanglao，bangeshichenqian，tadeshijieemeizhangmenzhaotatanhua，shuotatiantianduozaidongfuzhonghejiushuijuekanxiaohuangshu，yaoburanjiushiqutoukanqitafenmaidenvzhanglaoxizao，chengtianbuxuewushuyebuxiulian，daozhiemeijiudafenmaizhonglishizuijiudezhaixingyimai，zuzuershiniandoumeiyouxindizichuxian。
gurangtaxiashanxunzhaodizi，haishuozhaobudaojiubuyonghuilaile。
limingrucikexintougankai，zijigangyilikaiemeijiuyudaolezheilianggexiaowawa，yongshijiedehuashuo，zheijiujiaoyuanfen，erqiezijilikaiemeiyijingguoqukuaibangeshichenle，xiangbishijieyegaiqixiaoleba？
nvrenma，meigeyuezongyoubushufudejitian～
tangruozheilianggewawaheshi，jiudaitalianghuiqujiaochadaoyebucuo。
xiangdaozheili，takanzhemianqiandenanhaiwendao:“nijiaolinxiaolu？”
“meicuo！”shaoniankangzheganmianzhangdesedao。
limingruxiaohehedianlexiatou，youkanxianglinxiaolupangbiandexiaonvhaier。
“neime，nijiaoshenme？”
“wojiaoxiaoyuer。”nvhaiercuishengshengdeshuodao。
limingru“ng”leyisheng，kanzhezheilianggewawajixuxiaowen:“nimenweihezaicidixuerenlanludajie？”
linxiaolunaoguaziyiyang，hengdao:“yinweiwomenniucha！”
李明儒:……
tachadianqidexiaochusheng，zheixiaohaierhaizhenteniangdeyouyongqi。
“nimendieniangbuguannimenma？”tajixuwendao。
“anmendieniangqushile。”linxiaolushuodao:“womenshizhuanyezaicunzilizuohunhunde，youqishiwo，rensongwaihaodongguacunyiba，xueshourentulinxiaolu！”
“meicuo，wogegeshidongguacundiyihenren，lashoucuihuawushu，meitianyishuixingjiuyaokanren。”xiaoyuerkeaidezaiyipanggenzhejiaoxiao:“cunlideshuoshubobohaizhuanmenweiwogexieleyibenchuanji，shumingjiujiao《neixienianwomenyiqikanguodenvhaier》”
zhinendehuayubalimingruleidewaijiaolinen，tingdetazhenggerendoubuhaole，yanpidougenzheyizhenbaotiao。
zheilianggewawazhenteniangshigerencaia。
buguotongshitaxinlitouyeweiweiyouxiexixu。
tiandiburenyiwanwuweichugou，zheixiongmeiliangdaoyeshiduikumingren，kantaliangneizhuangqiangzuoshideyangzi，huoxushiyinweixiaoxiaonianjimeiledieniang，pabeirenqifucaibianchengzheiyangba。
ai～yehao，yesuanshirangzijibaijianlelianggedizi，daoshikeyizhijiedaihuiqugenzhangmenshijiejiaocha。
xiangdaozheili，tameizaijixuraowanzi，ershizhijieduixiongmeiliangxiaodao:“benzuolimingru，naishiemeizhaixingyimaidezhanglao，cicijiannixiongmeierrenshenshiqican，guyuanshounierrenweitu，ruwoemeimenxia，nimenkeyuanyi？”
“呸！”
daizheduyanlongyanzhao，shuaizheliangxingqingshuibitidelinxiaoluyongganmianzhangzhizhetamadao:“jingchuiniu，gaosuni，wolinxiao。”
nanhaihuahaiweishuowan，limingrujiumengranyishuaixiupao，xiayimiao，“hu！”deyisheng，sizhoukuangfengdaqi，qiangliedegangfengjianglinxiaoluneiyonglaihehurendeduyanlongyanzhaodoujichuifei。
yidayixiaoxiongmeiliangdunshibeiyanqiandezheiyimuhedebuqing，erlimingrujianzheilianggewawalianshangdouguashanglejuyi，xinzhongweiweiyouxiedese。
zaifanrenmianqianxianbaixianbailinglijiushishuanga～
piankehou，talingliyishou，gangfengshunjianxiaosan，zhiyixijianjiubiandefengpinglangjing，chunguangmingmei，fangfogangcaideyiqiedoushihuanjue。
“zenmeyang？zhidaobenzuodelihaileba？”limingruxiaomimidexianbaidao。
linxiaolubeihedaile，tadebitidoubeichuidemanliandoushi，ernianjicaiwusuidexiaoyuergengshihaipadebuxing，zhijie“putong”yishengguilexialai。
“shenxianlaoyeraoming，xiaoyuerzaiyebuganle。”nvhaierhedelianlianketou，zhinendetongshengzhongdoudaiqilezhenzhenkuqiang。
nianjishaodayidiandelinxiaoluyeshijingkongdezhiduosuo，dantahaishiqiangrenzhexintoukongju，zhangkaixiaoshouhuzaizijimeimeimianqian，dengzhedayan，shengyinfazhandenuhan:“ni，niyaoganma！
shiqingdoushiwolinxiaoluyigerengande，genwomeimeiwuguan，huobujijiaren，youshenmeshiqingnichongzhewolai，wolinxiaoluyaoshizhouyixiameitou，wojiubushixueshourentu！”
“噗嗤～”
limingrutingdechadianxiaochusheng，zheiwawahaitingyouqu，taqiaoleqiaosuiranhaipadetuidouzaidazhan，danyijiusisibaohuzijimeimeidenanhaier，muzhongyeluchuleyisixinshang。
ng，xinxingdaoshibucuo，shigehaogege。
limingrubeifuzheshuangshou，baichuyifushiwaigaorendemoyangxiaosayixiao:“linxiaolu，pindaoyouyishounimenxiongmeiliangweitu，yitongbairuemeimenxia，nikeyuanyi？”
nanhaierjiantasihuzhenbuxiangshanghaizijihemeimei，weiweianlexiashen，ranhoukanzhetamianluguguaidao:“nishishuo，nixiangrangwomengennihun？”
“keke。”limingruchadianmeibeiqiangsi。
nainaide，zijihaohaoyigeemeishangxianzhaoshoudizi，lengshibeizheixiaojiahuoshuodegenbangpaishouxiaodiside。
tameihaoqideyidengyan:“pindaoshiyaoshounimenweitu！”
“e～”nanhaierzhalezhazhihuidedayanjing。
“suoyi，niyihoujiushiwomenlaodale？”
李明儒:……
“bushilaoda，shishizun。”limingruyouxietoutongdejiuzheng。
made，zheituzaizizhenshijuelea。
tadexiaonaogualixiangdedoushisha？
家里祖传混帮派的？
xinlitucaolehaojibian，tacaikanzhexiongmeiliangzaiciwendao:“congciyihou，nierrenbiangensuizaibenzuoshenbianxiuxing，nikeyuanyi？”
linxiaolujiangzijihaiguizhedemeimeilaqi，suihoukanxiangmianqiandezhongnianxiushiweiweichiyileyixia，youkouqingtuchuzijidezuihouyijuyiwen。
“xiuxing，keyichibaoduzima？”
limingrutingdaozheigewentilengleyixia，muguangweiweiyizhan，suihouhahadaxiao，xiupaoyishuaijiandaizhexiongmeilianghuazuoyidaobaihong，zhichongyunxiao……