第三章大舅妈闹事

yuemoyizhuxianghou,yuxingdingzhebeidingzhongdezuolian,dunzaihuoduipangchizhegangkaohaodefengluan。

suiranmeishenmediaoweiliao,danfengluanshangkaodejiaohuangdeyouzhiquexiangdeyouren,yuxingjuedeshouzheizaozuiyeshiyingdede,yaoshifengluanzaiduodianjiuhaole。

mianqiangdianledianchide,yuxingyemeineimenanshoule,zhuantoujixuwacaoyao,shundaiwaledianeryecai,dasuandaihuipomiaozhuzhechi。

manghuoleyishangwu,yuxingkangzheyidakuncaoyaoheyecaixiashanle。

caizoudaoshanjiaoxia,bianyinyuetingdaocunzilichuanlaiyizhenchaonaosheng。

yuxingxindishengqiyigubuxiangzhigan,wangshengyuanchuzoujinlexie,sihutingdaoleniangqinsushidekusheng。

taxintouyilin,bacaoyaoheyecaizangzaizacaoduili,batuiwangcunlipaoqu。

cishi,yujiadamenqian,weileyiquancourenaodelinju,erzhengzhongjian,yigezhongnianfurenzhengzuozaidishangsapokuhao——

“laotianyeya,wobuhuole,woyijiazigancuisilesuanle!nayouyujiazheimeqifurende,zhishierxifuhuiniangjiatouqiantiebupojia,woxinxinkukuzanxiadeguancaibena,jiuzheimemeile,wuwuwu!”

cirenzhengshiyuxingdedajiuma,yuanshisudajiubuxiaoxinshuolouzui,shuojieleershiwenjiwaishengnvqiaobing,dajiumaguanlaijiushigeqiangshiyoukoumende,bugusudajiuquanzu,mentoujiupaodaoyujialainaoshi。

sushiyoupengqiaoquhebianxiyishangle,dajiumajiuzheimegennainaizhangshiduishangle,zhangshibuzhiqing,ziranshuomeijieqian,dajiumaquejuedezheiyijiazishichuantongqilaipiantajiadeqian,zhangkoujiushidudaozi,jujuwangzhangshilianmianshangzha。

zhangshipingrilidamaerxi,pangrenbuhuishuoshenme,danyaoshizhishierxifuhuiniangjiatouqian,neikejiuyaobeijiefangsilinchuojilianggude,yujiazuzubeibeidouyaotaibuqitoule。

zhangshiqidelianseqingyizhenhongyizhen,fankoumadao:“nigejuehoudelanhuopofu,manzuipenfen,meiyijushihua,woyujiarendingxingwang,bubinisujiayuliangduo?yongdezherangnineiwonangdemeizihuiniangjiadaqiufeng?”

“pabushinisujianeilianggenchongzhudefangliangtale,sipilailianyaolaishangwomenyujia,yaowomenjiayanglao,caibianchuzheiyiluokuangxiahualai!dajiakeqianwanbietingtahulielie。”

sudajiuhedajiumaliangkouzi,chenghunshilainian,meishengxiageyinanbannv,bierendouzaibeidilishuosujiashiyaojuehoude,danyemeirenhuidangzhesudajiuliangkouzimianshuo。

zhangshizheishiqihenle,guyiwangsujiarenfeiguanzishangtong。

zheihuayichu,sudajiudunshimianpizhangdetonghong,henbudewangdifenglizuan,niantoudanaodiquzhuaidishangdeqizi,dajiumayexiufennandang,bunengshengshitadabanbeizidetong,chadianmeibeiqisi。

zhouzaokanrenaoderenyezhizhidiandianqilai:“kebushizheihua?zheiyejiushisudajiudedieniangmeile,sudajiuzigeeryeruanruo,fouze,tanshangzheishijinianshengbuchugedandeniangmener,zaoxiule,naerlundaotazuoweizuofu?”

“jiushi,sudajiuyetaiwonanglexie,jianzhidiuzanmennanrendelian!”

“hai,shenmeguopeishenmegai,zheiliangkouzidoushihoulianpide。tajiameierzi,tonggongjiuneimesan、simubotian,meinianqiushouhaibushimangbuguolai,nacibushisannidieniangguoqudabashou?”

“jinniankehaimeidaoqiushouni,zheiniangmenerjiuganshangyujialainao,nanbuchengshiwaimianqinglelifu?ketingshuotamenjialianwafangdoumeizhushangni,haiyouzheixianqian?”

“yo,kebiexiaoqiaoren,fangcaibuhaishuosannitanianghuiqutouniangjiayinzile?shuobuding,zheisujiazhenshifaleni!hahaha!”

zhongrendounahuayeyusudajiuliangkouzi,renbuzhudashenghongxiaoqilai,sujiayaoshifale,sudajiuliangkouzijiubuhuichuanzheimehansuanle,gengbuhuiweileershiwenpaodaoyujiasapodagun。

sudajiubeisundeyanmiansaodi,yuefanankan,nandefalehuo:“nizheiniangmentebujiangli,doushuoneiqianshiwojiede,nifeibuyiburao,ganjingenwohuijia,biezaizheiernaoxiaohua。”

dajiumabeirenzhizhebizimabunengsheng,xinzhongbenjiuwohuo,jianpingrililaoshibajiaodezhangfudougangentajiaobanle,yufahuoda,yizuibazishuaizaiyudajiulianshang,cuidao:“shenmenijiede?nihuayongdenayifenqianbushiwode?wobudiantou,neijiushitou!”

sudajiuaileda,yebuganhangqi,gengbuxiangliuxialairangrenshuoxianhua,zhidehuiliuliuzoule。

qidedajiumayoushihaoyizhenma。

zheihuizi,yourenzaobayujiafashengdeshigenxiyishangdesushishuole,sushihedelianseshabai,ganmangrenglebangchuiwangjiagan。

tajidegenshenmeside,laoyuanjiutingdaoleniangjiasaozidejiaomasheng,xinzhonggengshizhehuang,jianzhesaozi,zhengyaoquan,buxiangyingmianzhuangshanglepopozhangshi。

zhangshisulaishigexinhenshouheide,jinertadiuzheimedadelian,doushisushihaide,zhuaqibiandanpitougailiandaleguoqu,sushibuganduoshan,tengdezhijiaohuan。

yuxingjijinrenqun,kandaodebianshizheiyimu,youjingyounu,zheixiangxialaofuzhenshipola,shuozoujiuzou。

sushiyeshigeshade,jiumutouzhuangzisidezhanneieraida,lianduodoubuhui。

“nainai,doushiwodecuo,biedawoniang!”

yuxingdahanyisheng,manniusidechongzhuangguoqu,chenzhangshibufangbei,yibaqiangxialetashoulidebiandan。

zhangshilengbudingjiangenirenmaochulai,huleyitiao,jiantaqianglebiandan,buyouhoutuiyibu,youtingtakoulijiaozhenainai,gengshibeiheleyitiao。

“你、你是谁?”

yuxingshenshanghuzhedenibahaimeixiganjingni,buguaidahuoermeirenchuta。shenshoumolebalianshangdeni,caidao:“nainai,woshisanni,womeisi。”

这、这是三妮?

tabushibingsile?rangtaniangrengluanzanggangle?

daodishizuolekuixinshi,zhangshilianseshabai,shengpazheishisunnvdeguihunhuilaisuoming。

sushiyibajiangnverhuzaishenhou,shensehuangzhang:“nipaolaiganshenme?haibukuaizou?”

neiershiwendezhanghaimeiqingni,sannizheiyipaochulai,niangjiasaozirangzhejiaohaiqian,poposhiyimaobukenbade,wanyitaqihenle,yaobasannimailehaizhaizenmeban?

guoran,dajiumayijianzheyuxingjiuqihuhudipuleshanglai,sizhuaizhebufang:“laoqianpo,nikan!woshuonizheihaoerxitouqianle,niburen!yaoshimeitouqian,zheisiyatouzaobingsile,nanenghaoduanduandizhanzheier!”

“zuoyoutashiniyujiadesunnv,qianrangtahuale,nidehaiqian!”

zhangshijianyuxingyouyingzi,yebupale,zhuanertingdajiumabitahaiqian,anmasushimunvliangdoubushishengyoudedeng,sunnvbenjiubuzhiqian,sijiusile。

piansushizheigechunhuoshebude,haipaoquniangjiajieqian,zhenshiqisigeren!

“xiangdedaomei,tamennianglianghuadeqian,nizhaotanianglianghaiqu!sushi,nirujinyeshizhuyidale,wodehuadoubuting,neizheigejianiyebiehuile!”