第1章降级
youxiaoxiazuibuxihuandashangwangchaodeqiuye。
qifengle，guozheshazi，pubierlai，haidetalianxudaleshijigepenti。
jinjiezhe，yanpizikuangtiao，tashengchuhuijiashuijuedechongdong。
zheishi，younianqinglangjunzhuangleguolai，diaoluoyikuaiyuebing，haishitaniannianbuwangdeshuangdanhuangliuxinlianrongyuebing，lijiliangyanliangjingjing。
dashangwangchaomeiyouyuebing，yuebingqiyuanyuwubainianhoudedachuwangchao。
yinci，zheiweinianqinglangjunkenengshichuanyuezhe。
sijici，youxiaoxiajidongjile，jianqiyuebingdeshoudouzaizhandou。
tabeineibingjiaoxitong，chuanyuedaomeiyoudahaidedashangwangchao，chibushangxinaidehaixianyejiusuanle。xitonghaijitahuadabing，zhiyaotayuanyi996lunzhouzhuan，baitiandangbuliangren，wanshangzuochuanyuezhenbieshi，jiangneixiebushuyudashangwangchaodechuanyuezhezhenbiechulai，songdaoyuanyoudeshikong，jiukeyizhengjiushijie。
qie，sheixihanzhengjiushijie，tazhizaihutaaichidehaixian。
ruguobushizuorenwunenggouchishangtazaixiandaishehuimaibuqidehaixian，taningkedangchuanyuezhe，beichuanyuezhezhenbieshisonghuiqu，haikeyizijibaochaohuajia。
yushi，youxiaoxiadijinianqinglangjunneikuaiyuebing，jiaoqiaohanxiao：“langjun，wokannitingyanshude，womenshibushilaizitongyigeguxiang？”
ranhou，youxiaoxiaqinglesangyin，hengchangqigeyao。
mafanjiwodeairenlaiyibeimojito，woxihuanyuedutaweixunshideyanmou......
zuijin，henduochuanyuezhelaizixiandai，hundefengshuishengqi，yongzheishougeyaoduianhao，baishibailing。
“erwodekafei，tangbuyongtaiduo，zheishijieyijingyinweitatiandeguotou。”nianqinglangjunduichangqilai，sangyinqingche。
“dui，jiushizheiyangchangde！”youxiaoxiahuanxidechumosanxiaqianzhenzhubaoshixianglianlitoudejixueshi，naohailiyijingmaochuzaixiandaishehuiyaomaibabaikuaiyizhidehuangyouxie。
“pangtouxia，zhenbiecuowu，jiangdaozuanshijibie。”erbianxiangqibingjiaoxitongneixingzailehuodexiaosheng。
pangtouxia，shiyouxiaoxiadewaihao，taaichuanhongyi，shencaibugao，tizhiweipang，shengdeqiaoli。
wocao，bushixiandaichuanyuezhe，taduichangshenmemojito！
“langjun，zheishougeyao，nichangqilaizhenhaoting，shigensheixuexide，wobuzhidaohoubiandegeci。”youxiaoxiapengzhebazhangdadeyuanlian，xiaorongtianmei。
“dashangdiyileshilidenian。kexi，talikaizhangan，sichuyouli，jiulianxibushangle。”nianqinglangjunqingtandao，meiyanwenrun。
lidenian，youxiaoxiazhidao，jiushitajianglideniansonghuixiandaide。
lidenianzheigechoubuyaoliande，chaoxilezhoujielunsanshigequ，beipingkangfangdeniangzizhengxiangyanchang，zhuanlezhanganchengshibataodazhaizi，keweihongdefazi。
tazuoweichuanyuezhenbieshi，yizhikeshoubenfen，qiongdedingdangxiang，bunengrenshouzheikouwonangqi。
“langjun，zaixiazhanganxianbuliangrenyouxiaoxia，xianzaihuaiyinishidiguojianxi，susugaosuwo，nijiaoshenmemingzi，jiazhunali，zuoshenmede，duodanianji，youmeiyouchengqin，haizijige？”youxiaoxiashualeyitongshuihuogun，nachuduoduobirendeqichang。
“youniangzi，zaixiachimingzhou，fumushuangwang，weihunweiyu，renzhigongbu，dasuanzaiyongyangfangyidaizulinfangzi。”nianqinglangjunzuoyidao。
fumushuangwang，zhengmingtashidulaiduwang。gongbumingmingyoufenpeiguanshe，taqueyaopaodaoguisiyuandeyongyangfangzulinfangzi，shuomingtabuhequn。
kuangqie，zheigexingli，ruxingyunliushuibanpiaoyi，haoxiangshidaweiwangchaodefengge。
heihei，huangyouxieyouxiangtazhaoshoule。youxiaoxiafeichangxingfendichumosanxiaqianzhenzhubaoshixianglianlitoudelvsongshi。
neidaweiwangchao，meinanzizhongduo，chuanyuedaogudai，henshichixiang。
raner，xitongzaicixingzailehuoditixing：“pangtouxia，diercizhenbiecuowu，jiangdaohuangjinjibie。”