第1章

民政局。

“dengyideng,xianbiegaizhang。”

nanhongdoujingxindaban,daizhetousha,shengzhuanglailingzheng。

yankanzheyinzhangyaoluoxia,nanyouzhaopingturanshenshouzhizhilehunyindengjiyuan。

“buhaoyisia,woxianjiegedianhua。”

jintianrizibusuanhenhao,suoyilailingzhengderenbingbuduo。

倒也无人催促。

henkuai,zhaopingjiewandianhuahuilai,kanxiangnanhongdou。

“hongdou,womashuojintiankeyilingzheng。”

nanhongdoushenxikouqi,“womenzheibushizhengzailingzhengma?”

“不是,红豆。”

赵平打断她:

“womadeyisishi,lingzhengkeyi,dancailiwojiabuchule。”

“不出彩礼?”

“dui!”zhaopingnaonaotou,“womadeyisishi,linglezhengjiushiyijiarenle,qianfangzaisheineilibushifangni?”

“neihunlini?yebubanle?”

“要办的!”

zhaopingtuiletuiyanjing,“nibamabushidayingjishiwuwandejiazhuanghepeijiayiliangchema?haiyounimenjianeimeduodeqinqi,kendingyaolaisuifenzide。”

“womashuole,nibamadangleyibeizilaoshi,taolimantianxiade,laicanjiawomenhunliderenkendingtebieduo,daoshihoushouhuilaidefenziqianzhenghaoyonglaizhuangxiuwomendehunfang。”

我们的婚房。

说的好听。

qishizheifangzishizhaomuteyiganzailingzhengqianmaide。

huaguanglezhaopinggongzuoyilaisuoyoudejixu,danxiedeshizhaomudemingzi。

“她可真会安排!”

nanhongdoubiezheyikouqi,wen:

“neijiazhuangni?nimenjiadasuanzenmechuli?”

zhaopingjiantameishengqi,xiandehenchayi,yougewaijingxidao,“womaineihunfangbushicongeryijiajieleshiwuwanma?jiazhuangqiahaogouhai。”

“那房子月供呢?”

“womashuole,womeigeyuedeqianshangjiaojita,nidegongziqiahaoyonglaihaiyuegong,nifangxin,jiehunhougenwomayiqizhu,chihedousuantade,tayangzhewomen。”

嗯。

她养着我们。

她人可真好。

南红豆冷笑一声:

“yejiushishuo,womenjiehunhoukeyizainimaneierkenlao?”

她居然不反对。

还脸上带笑。

赵平顿时激动起来:

“suoyishuonihaofuqia,yudaowomazheimehaodepopo。”

weiguanderendouzaiyanzuitouxiao。

jiulianyipangdehunyindengjiyuandoushayanle。

nanhongdousaoshiyiquan,mianwubiaoqingdewen:

“nimahaishuoleshenme?”

关于彩礼。

congzuichuzhaopingdayingdejiuwanjiu,daohoulaidebawanba,zaidaoliuwanliu。

zuihouzhaojiabiaoshi,mailehunfangshoutoujinzhang,cailizuiduojiliangwanba。

dangshizhaomudoujinanhongdoudebamaguixiale。

shengleijuxiadeshuotayigedanqinmamayangdayigehaiziyouduoburongyi。

yanxialingzhengzaiji,zhaojiayuefadedengbizishanglianle。

weilejiezheigepohun,nanhongdoushiyirangzairang。

zhaopingjiantalveyoubuyue,ganjinanfu:

“womashuo,jiajiworangnishouweiqule,yihoutahuibangwomenxiyizuofandaihaizi,dangniuzuomadesihouwomen。”

“别!”

nanhongdouganjinshenshouzhizhi:

“biebiebie,bierangtalaorenjiaxiyizuofandangniuzuoma,woshoubuqi。”

zhaopingdaxi,wozhunanhongdoudeshuangshou:

“hongdou,wojiuzhidaonizuishanjierenyile,womashengwoyangwoburongyi,nikendingbuhuirangwomazaijixucaolaode。”

tingzhaopingzheiyisi,xiangshihualiyouhuaa。

“所以呢?”

nanhongdouxiangzhidao,zheigenanrenhainengyouduoxiatou。

zhaopingkanleyiyanjijianggaizhangdehongbenben,suoxingyikouqishuodao,“womadeyisishi,nimabushidasuantuixiulema?nimenjiajiuniyigenver,womenliangjiayoulidejin,jiurangnimameitianguolaixiyizuofan。”

rangwomatuilexiulaixiyizuofan。

好让你妈享清福。

nikezhenshinimadehaodaer!

南红豆彻底无语。

她很想爆发。

但她忍了。

zheigehuna,bujieyeba!

suoyitaxinpingqihedeshuo:

“zhaoping,yushangnimenmuziliang,shiwobabeizixiulaidefuqi。”

赵平笑了:

“niyaoganxiewoma,shitashenglewo,womencaiyoujihuixiangshi。”

“shide,nimataiweidale!”

南红豆附和。

zhaopingmeichajuedaoyichang,xingfendezhuanguotouquduihunyindengjiyuanshuo,“buhaoyisi,danwunizheimejiushijian,xianzaikeyigaizhangle。”

hunyindengjiyuanneibaiyandouyijingfanshangtianle。

她可下不去这个手。

yushizhouzhemeitoukanxiangnanhongdou,wen:

“你想好了吗?”

南红豆点头:

“我想好了。”

“你真要嫁?”

“jiaa,weishenmebujia?woqingjiandoufachuqule,hunlichangdiyedinghaole,hunshashidingzhide,hualewohaojigeyuedegongzini。”

nanhongdougangshuowan,zhaopingjimangchazui:

“duile,hongdou,womahaishuole,hunshatazaiditanshangjinimaileyijianyimoyiyangde,nibadingzhidetuileba。”

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nanhongdouzhongjiushibiebuzhule,heheyixiao:

“zhaoping,wojiarenchuanshenmehunsha,yinggailunbudaonihenimalaiduozuiba?”

zhaopingyishidaobuduijing,renbuzhulenglian。

“hongdou,nizheihuashijigeyisi?wojuedewomashuodedui,hunshajiuchuanjigexiaoshi,meibiyaohuajigeyuedegongziqudingzhi,nitinghua,shengxialaideqian,womashuole,jinidingzhiliangtaomianshuiyihuilaojiadeshihouchuan,jingjishihuibushuo,haihenbaonuan。”

“帮我谢谢阿姨!”

nanhongdouyuqiqingrou,huafengyizhuan:

“buguowojuedenizuoweiqiannanyou,guandeweimiantaikuanlexie。”

“danlinglezhengwojiushinizhangfule。”

zhaopinghaimeiyishidao,tabeishuaile。

南红豆哈哈大笑:

“baoqian,wozheizunnisubupeijinnijiadedamiao,nihenimajidefuqi,liuzhejixiayigedaolebabeizixuemeixialeyankanshangniderenba。”

“南红豆!”

赵平生气了:

“nifeiyaozaizheigeshihougenwonaopiqima?”

闹脾气?

不不不。

南红豆抬手挥一挥:

“zhaoping,womenjieshule,jiebujiale!”

zhaopingqideliansetieqing,kandaosizhouderendoutoulaijieqidemuguang,tanaoxiuchengnu:“nanhongdou,nibiebuzhihaodai,jiunizheibenkebiyedexueli,nenggaojiajiwo,shiniderongxing,haiyounizheidongbudongjiushuailianzidechoupiqi,zhiyouwonengrenshou,wogaosuni,chulewo,meirenhuiquni。”

呵呵哒。

说我嫁不出去?

南红豆呸了一声:

“laoniangxianzaijiujiajinikan!”

tahenzaojiufaxianle,minzhengjuzuihouneiyipaidezhangyishang,yougenanrenzaineizuolehaojigexiaoshile,qijianbuduankanbiao,kanlaitadengderenbuhuilaile。

suoyitajingzhizouguoqu,shuo:

“zhenzhengxiangjiajinideren,buhuirangniyidengzaideng,jirannidengderenbulai,buruwojiajini。”

suoyoukanrenaoderendoujianjiaozhe,youderenkaishiqihong。

gujunxiezhanqilai,kouhaoxizhuangkou,kanzheyanqianzheige‘henjia’denvren,tabingshanyibandelianshangturanluchuyimoxiaolai,weiweidiantou:

“好啊。”