“欢迎诸位！”
“zheilishiyinianyidudemeituanwaimainianhuixianchang！”
“jiexialairangwomenlongzhongyouqing，benniandumeituanzhuansonghemeituanzhongbaodeliangweidanwang，wangshifuhesushifudengchang！”
蓝星龙国山城！
一华丽的宴会厅内。
suizhemeinvzhuchirendeshengyinxiangqi。
yishenchuanwaimaidingzhifuzhuang，heyishenchuanxiuxianfudeliangmingqingnianxianhouzoushanglewutai。
meinvzhuchixiaozhejieshaodao。
“zhongsuozhouzhi，zuoweimeituanzhuansongqishou，shibixushenchuan**waimaifuzhuangjiqizhuangbeide！”
“erzuoweizhongbaoqishou，zeshiyi**juduo，chuletoukuizhiwai，fuzhuangbingwuyaoqiu！”
“suoyidajiayinggaikeyicongliangweishifudefuzhuangjiunengpanduanchutamensheishiwangshifu，sheishisushifu！”
“zanmenfeihuabuduoshuo，woxianlaicaifangyixialiangwei！”
“wangshifu，zuoweizhuansongqishou，ninyiniandesongdanlianggaoda16000dan，qingwenninzheiyinianzuishenkedetihuishishenme？”
wangshifu：“zuidadetihuijiushi，lei！wozheiyinianshoule30jin！”
“那苏师傅您呢？”
meinvzhuchirenjiezhewendao。
“ninsuiranshizhongbao**qishou，ketingshuoninyiniandesongdanlianggaoda29999dan，chayidankejiutupo3wandanle，ninzuishenkedetihuishishenme？”
suxuan：“ai，woquniandeyifuchuanbushangle！”
meinvzhuchiren“？？？yifuchuanbushang？ninbiwangshifudouduochujiangjinyibeidedanliang，shizheiyiniantailaoleishoulehenduoma？wocaicainindeshoule50jinba！”
suxuan：“qiaqiaxiangfan，wozheiyinianpangle30jin！”
meinvzhuchiren：“？？？pangle30jin？sushifuninbawodougaomengle，ninsongzheimeduodanzheimedadeyundongliang，zenmehaipangle30jin？”
suxuan：“woyebuxianga，wodeneixiekehudoutaireqingle，tamendiandecandoubuyaoqianrangwochi，zhengchangrenyitiansandunfan，woyitianhaojishidun，kebujiupangle！”
“erqiebuzhishiwo，wonvpengyouyiniandoupangle50jin！weicitahaihewofenshoule！tayiqianshiyimingyujiajiaolian！”
meinvzhuchiren：“neitaxianzaini？”
suxuan：“taxianzaizainulichengweiyimingyujiajiaolian！”
meinvzhuchiren：“？？？”
“sushifuhaizhenshiyoumoha，buguowotingshuoninyiniansongde29999danzhong，youjin29000dankehudoujilechapinghetousu，zheishiweishenme？”
美女主持人问道。
苏轩叹了口气道。
“tamenshuohuabusuanhua，shitamenzijishuocanbuyaode，jieguowochile，tamenjiutousuwohaijiwochaping！youdehaiweixieshuoyaoqisuwo！”
“woshuowobuchi，tamenpianrangwochi，wochiletamenyouwanbuqi！”
“neininjiubupachapinghetousuma？”
主持人疑惑道。
suxuan：“？？？woyizhongbaoqishou，chapinghetousuhewoyoushenmeguanxi！nihaishiwenwenwangshifuba，neishitamendeshi！”
“啊？”
zhuchirenyilianmengbikanxiangleyipangdewangshifu。
wangshifudunshiyanjingjiuhongle，kuqidao。
“woyisongwaimaide，tamenrangwodailajixialou，qitakehutousuwosongdecandouyigulajiwei！pingtaikouwo50kuai！”
“woyisongwaimaide，tamenrangwosongliangdaxiangkuangquanshui，wufenzhongpaershilou，chaoshijiutousuwo！pingtaikouwo50kuai！”
“woyisongwaimaide，tamenyezhujititoupiaojinzhiwaimaichejinxiaoqu，rangwozouzhejinqu，tamenxiaoquzhandi1000mu，wozailimianzhuanlesantian，pingtaikouwo500kuai！”
“woyisongwaimaide，menkoubaoandouqifuwo，xiukongdiaochenengjin、songkuaidichenengjin、liantouqingdepintouqizhediandongchedounengjin，jiushiburangwoqichejin，shuowozhuangjianrenjiatouqingpohuaifuqiganqing，pingtaikouwo50kuai！”
“woyisong......”
“好了好了！”
meinvzhuchirenmangdaduanlewangshifudehua。
“neishenme，womenzhijiejinruxiayihuanjie，womenjiangxianchangweidajiabofangyiduanliangweishifuderichanggongzuovcr！”
“请看大屏幕！”
suizhemeinvzhuchirenshengyinluoxia，yiduanshipinbianzaidapingmushangbofangleqilai。
shipinshang，wangshifujiangchetingzaileyichuxiaoqumenkou。
baoandaye“waimaicheburangjina！renkeyizoujinqu！”
wangshifu“ao，neiwozouzhejinquba！”
三十分钟后。
sushifuyeqizhewaimaichelaidaoletongyijiaxiaoqumenkou。
baoandaye“waimaicheburangjina！renkeyizoujinqu！”
sushifu：“xiexiea！”
shuowansushifujiuquchuleshoujijikehudaleguoqu。
jiedianhuadehaishigemeinv！
“nihao，nimenxiaoquburangwaimaichejin，ninxialaiquyixiaba！”
meinvkehu：“？？？burangjinnibuhuizouzhesongjinlaima？”
suxuan：“buhaoyisi，nikanyixiapeisongxinxi，woshiqishoubushizoushou！lingwaiwozheicheshanghaiyouqitakehudecan，wobunenglikaicanchetaijiu！”
meinvkehu：“neiwobuguan，bierendounengzoujinlaisong，niweishenmebuneng？”
suxuan“bierenshibieren，woshiwo！woshiqishoubushizoushou！yaomenichulaina，yaomerangnimenxiaoqubaoanjinimensongjinqu！”
baoandaye“wojitamensongjinqu？tamenshiwoerzia？woshitamendiea？haiwojitamensongjinqu，nixiangdoubiexiang！”
meinvkehu：“burangwaimaichejinshiwomenquantiyezhutoupiaojuedingde，bierennengsongweishenmenibunengsong？nibunengsongnibiejiea？”
suxuan：“nidanzishangyemeixiexiaoquburangwaimaichejina，niyaojiuchulaiqu！”
meinvkehu：“wochubuqu，nibusongjinlaiwobuyaole！”
suxuan：“ninshuoshenme？zheidanninbuyaolema？”
meinvkehu：“duiwobuyaole，nidengzhebeitousuba！yigechousongwaimaide，lianzijideshenfendougaobuqingchu，nidengzheshiyeba！”
suxuan：“haoleininqisuwoba！”
shuowansuxuandangzhebaoandemianjiujiangwaimaicanjidakaile。
“ng？jingranhaishiluosifen！”
suxuandunshixiaole，tazhengeni！
dangjijiuquchuyicixingkuaizichileliangkou！
可跟着他就愣住了。
suihoutaquchuledianhua，youjineimeinvkehudaleguoqu。
“ninhaowoshisongwaimaideneixiaoge！”
meinvtingdaosuxuandehua，dunshixiaole。
“zenme？pale？xianzaijiwosongjinlai，laonianghainengkaolvbujinichaping！”
“burannidengzheshiyeba！”
苏轩闻言笑着道。
“bubu！niwuhuile，wodadianhuashixianggaosuni！”
“xiacidianluosifendeduoyaolajiao，meilajiaodeluosifenbuhaochi！”
“ni！nichiwodecan，nidengzhebeitousuba，laoniangtoususini！”
美女客户气的不行。
苏轩则是淡淡道。
“niqisuwoba！xiacijideduoyaolajiao！”
shuowansuxuanjiuguaduanledianhua。
ranerjiuzaicishi，ciqianjinruxiaoqudewangshifuzhongyushimantoudahandechulaile。
tayibianpaohaiyibiandadianhuashuodao。
“buhaoyisibuhaoyisi，nimenxiaoqutaidale，wozhuanyunle，haoxiangyouzhuanchulaile！”
“woxianzaijiujinquzhaonin！”
shuozhewangshifuyeshikandaoleyipangdesuxuan。
苏轩问道。
“专送？”
王师傅尴尬一笑。
“shia，nishizhongbaoba？”
“duia！wohenishuo，nimenjiushitaiguanzhetamenle，zheidouyaojinqusong，houmiandedanzibudechaoshile？”
“kanyangzinizheidanzipeisongfeibudia？”
王师傅苦笑着道
“我是畅跑！”
suxuanwenyandunshiliansejiubianle。
“changpao？gai！gaia！huogai！”
yipangdebaoandayekanbuxiaqule，shuodao。
“changpaozenmele？zenmejiugaile？”
王师傅苦逼道。
“yinweichangpaomeipengyou！”