第2章我是正经人
zhangqingmingdehuaganggangshuowan，neihongyinvrendehonggaitoujiuzijifeileqilai，luchulegaitouxiamancanbaidelian。
那是怎样一张脸呢？
ruguobusuanliuxuedeshuangyanhezhangzhangdeliaoyadehua，gaishiyizhangmeilidemiankong。
“zheinvrenzhangdehaitingmei......”
xiongjindeshengyinfeichangbuheshiyidexiangleqilai，zhangqingmingzhuantouyikantazhengzhilenglengdekanxiangshenhou。
“zhenshihaosebuyaominga！biekantadelian！”
ganggangshuowanzheihua，tadeshenhouyouchuanlailejiejiedexiaosheng。
“fujun，wohuidengni......”
shayadenvrenshengzaicichuanlai，xiongjinyanzhengzhengkanzheneiqiaonvrenfeichuledianpu，xiaoshizaileheiyezhizhong。
zhangqingmingzheigeshihoucaizhuanguoshenlai，kanzhekongdangdangdejiedaoshuodao：“ai，zhenshinieyuana！”
zheigeshihoupangbiandeniaosaoweirangtaxiangqishenhousanren，yushizhangqingmingzhuanshendunzaixiongjinshenbianhuanshengshuodao：“nikanjianletadelian，sanrineibianyaoquta！xianghuomingnijiubixutingwode，buransanrizhineibidingsiyufeiming！”
xiongjinzhazheyanjing，manshibukesiyidebiaoqing，qitalianggerenzaojiuhehunleguoqu。
zhangqingmingkuaisubachusanrenbojingchudeyinzhen，xiongjinlianmangzhangkouwendao：“neidaodishishenmedongxi？fengzicaiyuanyiquneigewanyi！”
zhangqingminghuanhuanqishen，zhuanshenkanxiangjutaishangdehongciwanshuodao：“zheisuanshitadejiazhuang，niruoquletahaoshenggongfengdehua，zhiyaobuzuochuguizhishikebaohoubanshengyishiwuyou。”
xiongjinzhijiecongdishangpaqilai，chuaixingpangbianlianggehuojihoujiuwangwaipao。
“nishenjingbinga！laoziyoubuqueqian，nixihuanniququba！zhenshihuiqi......”
jiaoxiaozhihou，sangerenliangundaipadelikailedianpu。
zhangqingmingqingqingtanlekouqi，ranhoujianghongciwanqingqingfangjinlebolijuzhong。
“shengsiyouming，qianyuanwanji，taoshitaobudiaode......”
zhangqingmingjinnian20sui，shizheijiadianpudexinzhangju。
tajingyingdezheijiadianshizushangchuanxialaideyijian“guishi”dianpu，yeshifuyouluzuiguaiyidedianpu。
youxiejingyanshaodepengyoukenengbuzhidao，zheiguishishishuoneixieyejianbaitan、jianbudeguangdetiaozaoshichang，limianmaimaidedongxiyeshiwuhuabamen，youhefadeyeyoubuhefade。
ganjingyingzheigeyingshengdedoushiyixieyoubenshideren，nenglaiguishimaidongxideyibanyedoushiyounengnairen。
zaifuyoulushangyouxuduozheiyangdetanfanhedianpu，dantamenzuodeshengyihaidounengzaiputongrenlijiehejieshoufanweizhinei。
danshizhangqingmingzheijian“piao”diankejiubuyibanle，yinweitagenbenbushizuoyangrenmaimaide，ershizhuanmenjieshouyinrendiandangde。
meicuo，takaideshiyijiayinjiandangpu，menpaishi444hao。
zheirensizhihou，duoduoshaoshaodouhuiyouxieweiledexinyuan。
youdeshiweileqing，youdeshiweilechou，haiyoudianjijiarenhuozheqitashenmede。
zongzhi，tamenbuwanchengzheiweiledexinyuanjiushinanqutoutailunhui。
zhangqingmingdeyeyezhangyoulingyiqiancengshilonghushanshangdedaoshi，houlaiyinweimouxieyuanyinbeiganxialeshan，congcizuoqileguoyinrendeyingsheng。
zheiguoyinrenjiushizhiyixienenggoutonglingderen，nengquyinjianbanshi，nengzaiyangjianxingzou。
kaozhezheixiebenshi，zhangyoulingyanghuoledalesaneryinv。
houlaijizanlexiejixuzhihou，tabiandaizheyijiarenlaidaolenanhutaoshenghuo。
zhangqingmingdelaodiezhangjindaopaixinglaoda，ziranjiujichengyibodezuijiarenxuan。
talianggeshushuhexiaoguzeshizuoqileqitazhengchangdeyingsheng。
yinianqianzhangqingmingtadiezhongfengwochuangle，suoyishouzhepiaodangpudanzibianluozaitadeshenshang。
dingling，dingling......
menkoudefenglingzaicixiangleqilai，ranhouyigegouloudeshenyinghuanhuanpiaojinledianpu。
neishiyigemanlianzhouwendelaoyu，shoulihaiwozheyigenheimuguaizhang。
buguoyaoshiguanchazixidehuajiunengkanchuqu，tazhenggeshenzidoushikaozhezheiguaizhangzhichengde，zhangpaozixiamiangenbenmeiyoutui。
zhangqingminghaimeilaidejizuohuidiannaoqianjiukanjianleta，yushifeichangbunaifandeshuodao：“nizenmeyoulaile？”
congzhangqingmingshuohuakouqishangnengtingdechulai，zheilaoyuyijingbushidiyicilaizheile。
laoyutinghouliekaidazuiguiyidewushengxiaolexiao，ranhoushenshouconghuailitaochuyigepotaociguanzijizhangqingmingkan。
“zheishijindaideniaohu，niyoushicongnaliluanfengangtaohuanlaidea？”
laoyulianseyouxienankan，chongmanlegangahejiongtai。
zhangqingmingzhuanshenzhijienaleyidiemingbipaizaijutaishang：“ershiyi，woshoule！xiacinibielailexingma？nidemangwozhenshibangbule，zheidianqiannaquyongba。”
laoyukanyemeikanjutaishangdemingbi，zhishichuitousangqidezhuanshenwangwaizou。
zhangqingmingkanzhetaluomodebeiying，xinzhonghuranyouxieburen。
“biedengle，takendingyijinglunhuizhuanshile！nijiusuanzaidengyibainianyewujiyushi！”
laoyutinglezheihuashenxingyizhi，huanhuanyaoleyaotoupiaozoule。
zhangqingmingzoudaodianpumenkoumusongtaxiaoshizaiyesezhong，yanzhongmanshishuobuchudechouchang。
dangtaxiangzhuanshenhuiqudeshihou，hurankanjianjiedaoduimiandunzheyigeshiqibasuidenvhai。
neinvhaiyouzheweihongdeguazilian，meixiashishuilinglingdeshuangmou，zhayigezhangzhangdemaweibian，daoshiyigebuzhebukoudemeiren。
zhishitabianzishangdetoufabeiranchenglewuyanliuse，kanzheshijixiaomabaolidecaihongweibaside。
tashenshangchuandeyifuyehentebie，shineizhongmanshiliangpianheliangdingdepijiakehepiduanku，heisedepixuejiangtuichentuodetebiebai。
zheinvhaijiudunzaijiedaoduimiandemalubiandingzhezheibiankan，yebuzhidaoshishenmeshihoulaide，yebuzhidaogangcaitakanjianleshenme。
“zouba，zheibushinigaidaidedifang！”
chuyuhaoxin，zhangqingmingyujianrendouhuiquanshangyiju，miandetamenyinweikanjianbugaikandeshiqingreshangmafan。
“nizheijiehuorendehuoma？”
nvhaiturankaikouwenlezheimeyiju，jiangganggangzhuanguoshenqudezhangqingmingjingdeshenxingyidun。
suiji，zhangqingmingyibenzhengjingderenzhenhuidao：“guniang，suiranworenzhangdemanshuaide，danwokeshizhengjingren，zheidianyeshizhengjingdian，bujieneizhonghuode！”
shuohuadeshihouzhangqingmingyijingzhuanguoshenlaishuangshouchayao，yilianbishidezhongxinkanxiangneinvhai。
cishinvhaiyijingqishenkuaibupaoleguolai，zhanzaidianmenkouxiangjinyoubuganjindeyangzi。
“limianmeiyouneixiedongxileba？”
zhangqingmingmeitouyitiao，shuangbeibaozaixiongqianshuo。
“jintianhaizhenshiqiguaile，zenmeyigemafanjieyigemafande！nikanqingchule，wozheidianlishayemeiyou，yebujieke。xiangzhaolezimafandachequjululu！”
nvhaitingdaozheihuayebudahua，ershitantoutannaowangpuzilichoulechou。
“wobu，wojintianjiuzhaoni！”
zhangqingmingweiweizhoumei，yilianwunai。
“zenme？nihaixiangwobeipojiehuoma？”