第2章 就想尝尝强扭的瓜到底有多苦

buxiangyangshita,shiqingzhanqilai,zichaodegoulegouzuijiao。

“dangshinianjixiaobudongshi,shahuhujiuxiangchangchangqiangniudeguadaodiyouduoku。”

“budongshi?”youjingzhicashoudedongzuodunzhu,“zheicaiduojiuturanyixiajiuzhangdale?”tabagaoweiyin,qingchiyisheng。

“buxingma?”shiqingmanmulingranduishi,“kanduolejuedeniyebuguoruci,waimianyouqianyoushizhangdeshuaidenanrenyidadui,woxianglihunqushishitiantiandeaiqingzenmele?”

wangriliangrenshaoyoudepengmian,jinxianyumingchaoanfengdekoujiaoxiangzheng。

jinrishiqingshibeiqijikouwuzhelan,yiziyijudoucaizainanrendixianshangbengdi。

youjingzhiqueqijibanbunufanxiao,“nizuihaobaneixiebuzhediaodeniantoudoupaoquenaohou,biexiangfazijinuwo。”

taxiaozhe,shengxianquetouzhehan。

bieyoushenyidesaoleyanshiqing,zuanzhoudezhijinsuishouyidiu,zhuanshenbianzou。

zhangtuimeimaichuliangbu,huranzhouting,ceshoulenglengliaoxiaju。

“shibuguosan,wobuxihuan。”

buguoxiangjiezheneixinwenfatiaoshitanyiba,daoshibuxiaoxinmodaolaohu**,batajiremaole。

renshangliangcishijitalian,zaisantiaoxin,tayoudeshifazizhita。

zheishijinggao,shiqingmingbai。

tingbabeiyingxiaoshishixiannei,shouzhongkuaizizaiwanlijiaolejiao,wangzuilisonglekou。

食之无味。

shiqingturanjuede,youjingzhijiugenzheimeijiaxiaocaidebaizhouyiyang。

寡淡。

不对。

他还无情。

sijishenme,yishibeishangxintou,danboshenxingxiandeyichangjiliao。

baomutingzhedongjingchulai,jiujianshiqingduzuo,zhengzhengdingzheduimiancanyi,yishuangxingyanfanzhehong。

laizheierkuaiyinian,nanzhurentazudecishushaozhiyoushao,ouyouyiwaipengmianyeshiyigereqingsihuoyigelengrubingshuang。

jiuerjiuzhiyiwanruomoshengren,zheizhengzhizhipashiliangrenshuoguozuiduodehua。

chouchuzhangzhijindiguoqu,anweidao:“taitaibienanguo,fuqinayougeyechou,youshihousagejiaofugeruan,shuokaijiuhaole。”

zheiyitaoneitianyaoshiduiyoujingzhiyouyong,caizhenjiaoshijianlegui。

shiqingbailebaishou,jichuyimoxiao,kanleyanyidilangjie。shanglouhuanhaoyishang,linzhezaojiushouhaodexinglixiangchumen。

zhangyiyiweitashengqiyaozou,lianmangrengxiamobuwen:“taitaiqunaer?”

shiqingtouyebuhui,“chucha。”

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youjingzhiquchechuansuozaicheliuzhong,shoujituranxiangle,yijietong,erbianchuanlaizhongqishizudeshengyin。

“jinwandaishiqinghuibieyuanchifan。”

tingdaoneilianggezi,youjingzhimianseyujialengchen,zhangkoujiuboleduifangdehua。

“wodoutingnideyigeyueduojiantajici,yiqichifanzheiyaoqiushibushiyoudianguofen?”

“guonigetou,chouxiaozi。”youshengmadehaobukeqi。

sangmenhongliang,youjingzhizhoumeinayuanshouji,renpingtashuo。

“younizuodeguofenma?zaiwaimianhengguanle,huijiaduizhezijiqizifapiqi。”

xinga,tazheishizhaolebangshoulaixingshiwenzui。

youjingzhiweimiqiyan,zhangfangxiangpandeshouyijin,jingluotuqi,nuyijinxian。

“yeye。”taguyihandao,“ninzenmegebozhouwangwaiguai?”

“谁是外?”

明知故问。

“还能是谁。”

youjingzhijilejiaoyou,guyidiaoerlangdangdeshuo:“shiqingbei。”