“嗝！”
chibaohezuhoudetangyuan，yuanbenhaixiangdajibayouxi，huranxiangqi，zhiqianzaijiaoshideshihou，naohaizhongxiangqideneidaojixieshengyin，“duile，wojidezhiqianhaoxiangshishenmewushenxitongjihuo。”
“yejiushishuo，wotangmourenshiyouxitongdenanrenle？”
xiangdaozheili，tangyuanjidongdeliansezhanghong，chadianxiaochushenglai。
taqiangrenzhejidongdexinqing，jiangshouzhongdebeimianfangxia，likaidiannaozhuo，kuaibuwangxishoujianzouqu。
yipangdeshouhoujianzhuang，hanzhuta，“laotang，niganmaqu？”
tangyuantouyebuhui，“woqutangxishoujian！”
zheijianwangbabuda，yejiusanshilaitaijizi，xishoujianyouliangge，nannvgongyong。
tangyuanlaidaoxishoujian，bamenguanshang，jidongdexinqingnanyipingfu，tayadishengyin，“xitongzaima？”
“……”
“系统？”
“哈喽！”
“dage，zaibuzai，zhiyishenga！”
“系统爸爸？”
……
wuluntangyuanzenmejiao，xitongyidianfanyingdoumeiyou，tayiduyiweizijizhiqianshibushichuxianhuantingle。
tangyuanxinzhongyumendao：“kao，zheixitongzenmekaiqide？”
turan，yigeguangmufuxianzaitayanqian。
宿主：唐渊
境界：无
资质：黄阶下品
气感：30
liliang：1.75(zhu：chengnianliliangwei1)
tizhi：2.5(zhu：chengniantizhiwei1)
sudu：1(zhu：chengniansuduwei1)
jingshen：1(zhu：chengnianjingshenwei1)
gongfa：huangjiexiapin《tiebushan》weijihuo(manji10)，dangqian**(56-400)，meitishengyijizengjia，10qigan，0.5tizhi，0.25liliang。(zhu：xiulianfangshi，aida，yuezouyueqiang！)
zhuangtai：《yinyangnizhuan(yongjiu)》(zhu：youyuxitongyucijietiandaofashengchongtu，beitiandaoyiwushangliliangmochu，tiandaocanyudeliliang，rangsuzhudeshentifashengyibian，wufaqingchu！)
“woxiuliandegongfashitiebushan？weijihuoshishenmeyisi？”
tangyuankandaozijidemianbanxinxi，dezhizijixiuliandegongfashitiebushan，xianshiyixi，tongshiyeshiyileng。
weijihuo？zenmecainengjihuo？
nandaoshiyaoxiulianzheigongfacainengjihuoma？kezheigongfazenmexiulian，zenmeyungong？nandaoaidajiuxingle？
“什么鬼？”
zhidaokandaozijizhuangtaishangdeyinyangnizhuanyongjiucunzai，wufaqingchu，yilianmengbi，“gedexitongbeitiandaogandiaole？”
yejiushishuo，tadexitongfeile，zhishengxiayigemianbangongneng？
tangyuanlikaixishoujian，shihunluopodehuidaojiziqian，tangzaiyizishang，shengwukeliandewangzhetoudingshangdetianhuaban，“woche，zheishinaonayang，wodexitonghaimeikaishijiuyijingjieshule。”
“laotang，nizale？kuaidianshangyouxi，zanmenyiqishuangpai！”
pangbiandeshouhou，jiantangyuanyifubansibuhuodeyangzi，yilianmihu，gangcaihaihaohaode，zenmequletangcesuo，bianchengzheigeyangzi？
“bieguanwo，nizijiwanba，rangwojingjing！”
tangyuanyouqiwulideshuoleju，shouhouyemeiduoxiang，jixudayouxi。
一小时过去！
shijianlaidaoyidiansishiwufen，julishangkeshijianzhishengxiashiwufenzhong！
tangyuanyumendexinqinglaidekuai，qudeyekuai，shuaileshuainaodai，jiangfannaopaozhinaohou。tayexiangtongle，qimatahaiyougexitongmianban。
tademuguangkanxiangshouhou，danranwendao：“duile，shouhou，niliandeshishenmegongfa？”
shouhousuikouhuileju，“hunyuanzhuanga，niyoubushibuzhidao。”
tangyuanshitanwendao：“neinizhibuzhidao，wodetiebushanxiulianzhifa？”
tadetiebushanhaimeijihuo，tangyuancaicekenengyaodedaotiebushandexiulianfangfa，cainengjiangqijihuo。
“nidetiebushan，wonazhidao！”
shouhoumeihaoqidao：“niyoubushibuzhidao，guojiajinling，yanjinxuesheng，zaimeiyouchengweiwuzhezhiqian，budetongshixiulianliangzhonggongfa，yimianfenxin，nanyousuocheng，yidanfaxian，jiangquxiaogaokaozige！”
shuozhe，tayihuodao：“haoduanduande，niwenzheigeganma？”
tangyuanxiaoxinyiyiwendao：“ruguo，woshuoruguo，wowangjiletiebushanxiulianzhifa，neigaizenmeban？”
“啥玩意？”
shouhoutingdaotadehua，yilianzhenjingdekanzheta，“niwangjiletiebushandexiulianzhifale？”
“嗯！”
tangyuanwunaidedianlediantou，yijuexinglai，huidaoshinianqian，erqieshijiedabianle，tashenmexinxidoubuzhidao。
“woche！nizaidouwoni，zheimezhongyaodedongxi，zenmekenenghuiwangji。”
“真的，没骗你！”
shouhoujiantangyuanyilianrenzhen，buxiangshizaishuojiahua，xiangjianleguiyiyangdekanzheta。
zuizhongtalianwanyouxidexinsiyemeile，lazhetangyuanwangwaipao，dao：“quzhaolaozhao，dangnianwomentiaoxuandegongfa，doushilaozhaochuanshoude。”
liangrenjiakuaijiaobu，wangxuexiaoganqu，wangbajulixuexiaobuyuan，shifenzhongluchengzuoyou。
chenzhehaimeidaoshangkeshijian，shouhoudaizhetangyuanlaidaogaosanjiaoshidebangongshi，zhibenzhaowenbinerqu。
zhaowenbinzhengzaizhunbeishangkedeziliao，jiantangyuantamenliangrenbuzaijiaoshi，fanerpaolaitazheili，yihuowendao：“tangyuan、yaodong，zhunbeishangkele，nimenbuzaijiaoshizhunbei，paolaiwozheiliganma？”
“老师，出事了。”
shouhouyishoujiangtangyuanladaozhaowenbinshenqian，jidao：“tangyuanshuotawangjiletiebushandexiulianzhifa。”
“啥？”
zhaowenbinyilianmengbi，tajiaoshuershinian，congweitingguoxueshenghuiwangjizijidexiuliangongfa。
bangongshideyizhonglaoshi，tingxiashouzhongdegongzuo，fenfenkanleguolai，zheikeshitianxiaqiwen。
“……”
yishijian，bangongshilijijingyipian！
铃铃铃！！！
zheishi，shangke**xiangqi，dapoleningjing。
qitadelaoshisuiranhenxiangliuxialaikanxi，naihetamenyoukeyaoshang，zhinenglikaibangongshi，shengxiasigekanxidelaoshi。
zhaowenbinduishouhoudao：“yaodong，nixianhuiqushangke。”
ranhoutayouduibuyuanchudeyimingnianlaodenvjiaoshi，dao：“lianglaoshi，woxianzaiyouyaoshi，zanshiwufaqushangke，womendekediaohuanxia，mafannibangwoquliubandingyijieke。”
“行！”
neinvlaoshiyezhidaozhaowenbinxianzaiyouyaoshi，meiyoujujue，diantoudayingxialai。
daishouhoulikaihou，zhaowenbinkanleyiyantangyuan，“zhendewangjile？”
tangyuandianlexiatou，“ng！”
“什么时候的事？”
zhaowenbinyouxiefameng，xiulianlesanniandegongfa，meitiandouzaixiulian，zenhuishuowangjiuwang，zheiyidiandoubukexue！
“jintianzaoshang，woyundaohou，xinglaijiuwangjile。”
tangyuanzailaidelushang，jiuyijingxianghaoleduice。
zhaowenbindaliangletangyuanyifan，jiantabuxiangshuohuang。
tamolemoxiaba，ziyanziyudao：“nandaoshinaozichuwentile？”
zhaowenbinyuexiangyueyoukeneng，rangtabudebuzhongshiqilai，naozideshi，kedakexiao，bunengmahu。
dangjitacongyizizhanleqilai，duitangyuandao：“zou，quyiyuan！”
tangyuanlenglexia，yilianyihuo，“quyiyuanganma？”
“quyiyuanjianchayixiashenti。”
zhaowenbinjieshidao：“wohuaiyinidenaozikenengyouwenti。”
“我特……”
tangyuanyizhenwuyu，zheihuatingqilai，zenmexiangshizaimarenni，tashenzhizijidewenti，dangjijujuedao：“laoshi，womeiqianquyiyuan，erqiewodeshentihenhao，buyongquyiyuanle。”
“haishuoninaozimeiwenti。”
zhaowenbinbailetayiyan，“zikaiqiquanminwuzheshidaihou，guojiachulezhengce，laoren、xiaohai、xuesheng，yiliaomianfei，buyongfuqian。”
shuowan，tayebujitangyuanjujuedejihui，zhijiejiangtatuozou。
gaokaozaiji，zheixiaozikebunengchuwenti。