liangrenmaozheshenzizaiqiangbian，tantoutannaotoumiao，jieguokandaoxiangzili，youliugenanshengweizheyigemeiyanjuelundenvsheng，mianrongbingleng。
“嗷，疼疼疼！”
qizhongyigenanshengbeinvshengqinzhuyoushou，tengdetawawazhijiao，“dajiang，xiaohei，nimenkuailaibangmang，jiwozouta！”
shouhouzhuyineiliugenanshengchuandeyifu，“yizhongderen。”
suiji，tademuguangluozaineimingjuemeinvzideshenshang，liansedabian，“linxueyao！”
jingtazheimeyishuo，tangyuanyezhuyidao，linxueyaohetamenyigexiaoqu，tongyigexuexiao，san(1)bande。
pingxingshijiezhong，linxueyaoshixueba，shouhoudeanlianduixiang，chulianqingren。
gaozhongbiyeneihui，shouhouzhaotabiaobai，kexiluohuayouyiliushuiwuqing，duifanggenbenkanbushangshouhou，napatajiazaiyouqian。
shuoshihua，aimeizhixin，renjieyouzhi，tangyuanyebuliwai，dantayouzizhizhiming，yaoqianmeiqian，zhangdeyejiuyoudianxiaoshuaibale，tamengenbenbushiyigeshijiederen，dangshitahenkuaijiuqiamiezheigeniantou，chulexinshangduifangdemeimaozhiwai，juewufeifenzhixiang。
“heihei！youhaoxikanle。”
shouhouheiheiyixiao，yangzijiqiweisuo。
tangyuanmengbidekanzheshouhou，“nibushianlianlinxueyaoma，buquyingxiongjiumei，jitaliugehaoyinxiang？”
“pi！nizaihucheshenmeni！”
shouhoubailetayiyan，“sheianlianzheigemulaohu，erqieliantadoudabuguodehua，womenquleyeshisongcai！”
tangyuanlenglexia，shouhoubushixihuanlinxueyaoma？tajidedangchubeilinxueyaojujuezhihou，kudexilihualade，lazhetaqujiubamaizui，kexianzaizenmebianle。
“nijiufangxinba，yibandedoushitiancaixuesheng，linxueyaozheigemulaohugengshitiancaizhongdeguaiwu。”
shouhouyiweitangyuanzaidanxinlinxueyao，xiaozhejieshidao：“dengzhekanxiba，yizhongzheibangzaizijueduiyaodaodamei！”
“**！”
huayinluoxia，yanqianyimu，rangtangyuanshishengjinghu！
zhijianlinxueyao，youjiaoyitai，yijiaojiangshenqianbeitaqinzhudenanshengchuaifei，zhuangzaixiangzideqiangshang。
砰砰砰！！！
jinjiezhetashenxingyidong，huazuoyidaocanying，yijiaoyigeren。
zhayanjian，yizhonglingwaiwurenyeyiyibeichuaifeidaoqiangshang，diaoluodimian。
linxueyaodemuguangsaoleyanrukoudeqiangjiao，jiandaoguiguisuisuidetangyuanliangren，ranhoutouyebuhui，xiaosalikai，liuxiadishangneiliurendaodibuqi，tongku**。
咕噜！
duozaiqiangjiaodetangyuankandemudengkoudai，yanlexiakoushui，tagenbenmeiyoukanqinglinxueyaodedongzuo，zhijianyishunjian，youyidaocanyingyishanerguo。
tarenbuzhuxiangshouhouwendao：“tazheishiliyijingchaochulerenleidefanweileba？”
putongrennahuihuazuoyidaocanying，guaibudeshouhouhuishuochuneiyangdehua！
“ng！takongpayijingtupodaowuzhele。”
shouhoudianlexiatou，shenseningzhongdao：“zheimulaohuguoranshiguaiwu！”
“shouhou，niweishayizhijiaotamulaohu？”
tangyuanyouxieyihuo，nandaoshiqiuaibucheng，yinaichenghenle。
shouhouxiangjianguiyiyangdekanzheta，“zheiwaihao，shiniqidehaoba！”
“我起的外号？”
tangyuanshayanle，zenmehepingxingshijiedeqingjiebuyiyang。
“woche，ninandaowangle。”
shouhouwuyudao：“sannianqian，wolianggangshangchuzhongneihui，kanleyibuheidaodianying，bawoliangzhengderexuefeiteng。”
“womenyoumoxueyang，xuezhedianyingqingjie，zhanjitou，shaohuangzhi，baiguanerye，jieweixiongdi，chuangjiandongyuanzuhe。”
“ranhouzaixiaoquli，daizhexiaohaishoubaohufei，jieguoninaochou，qushoulinxueyaotadididebaohufei，beitazhaoshangmen，jiangnidachengzhutou，neiyangzilaocanle，shenweidagedewo，weilejiangyiqiqubangni，yebeibaozouleyidun。”
“chenglezhutoudewomen，huidaojiazhonghaibeifumududaleyidun，yuanlaishineixiexiaopihaizhaofumugaozhuang，zhaoshangmenlai。”
“erwomendongyuanzuhechenglibantianshijian，jiubeipojiesanle，cihouwomendezuilelinxueyao，tajianwomenyicijiudayici，nihaijitaqilegemulaohudewaihao。”
“是这样吗？”
tangyuanyilianmengbi，tayouzheimezhongerma？
“当然。”
shouhoulianmangzhuanyihuati，“shijianbuzao，womenhuijiale！”
zouzaiqianmiandeshouhou，calecaeshangdexuhan，xinzhongandao：“laotangzheixiaozidenaoziguoranchuwentile，yaobuyaodaitaquyiyuankankan？”
qishi，taganggangshuodehuashibanzhenbanjia，dangniantamendequezaixiaoqulishoubaohufei，buguodezuilinxueyaodebushitangyuan，ershita。
dangniantashahuhupaoqushoulinxueyaodididebaohufei，jieguobeibaozou，ertangyuanweilejiuta，shoudaoqianlian，yizhiyuhoumianderizi，linxueyaojiantamenyicijiuzouyici。
liangrenkuaguoneixiedaodibuqideyizhongxuesheng，zouzaiqianmiandeshouhou，gangguaiwanjinxiangzi，tadeshenyinghuranxiaoshibujian。
“哎呦！”
嘭！
zhitingshouhoucanjiaoyisheng，xiangzilichuanchuyidaozhuangqiangdeshengxiang，batangyuanheleyitiao。
“shouhou，fashengshenmeshile。”
talianmangshangqianyikan，zhijianshouhoudaozaidishang，tongku**。
“yo！nimenliangjinbulebushaoa，zheijitianlai，yicidoumeidaidaonimen！”
turan，tangyuandeshenhou，chuanlaiyidaoyueerdongtingdeshengyin，dimianshangchuxianyidaoyingzi。
咕噜！
guangtingshengyin，tangyuanjiuzhidaochushouzhirenshishei，renbuzhuyanleyixiakoushui，zheinvrenyetaijichouleba，tadangchuzenhuinaochoudaoreshangta。
zhijiandishangdeyingzitaiqiyoushou，tangyuandunshidahanlinli，takebuxiangxiangshouhouneiyangbeibaoda，guangshixiangxiangjiujuedetong，tingshouhoushuo，tayijingshiwuzhele。
tangyuanhedelianmangqiuraodao：“nvxiaraoming，qiancuowancuodoushiwodecuo，dangnianshiwonianshaowuzhi，dezuilenin。”
“kezheisannianlai，nidalewomenzheimeduoci，jiusuanshizaidadechou，yegairangninjieqile。”
linxueyaobeitangyuanyidunpilipaladehua，shuodeyilengyilengde，tayouxiefamengdekanzheyuanchudishangdeshouhou，wendao：“tangyuanshizenmehuishi？”
“母鸡啊！”
dishangdeshouhoulianmangyaotou，“tazaoshanghundaoxinglaihou，jiubiandeguaiguaide，lianzijidexiuliangongfadouwangle。”
linxueyaolianseweibian，“zhuanguoshenlai！”
tangyuanyingzhetoupizhuanguoshen，dixiatou，bugankanzhetadelian。
linxueyaojiantazheiyang，lengshengdao：“taiqitou，kanzhewo！”
liangrenxiangjianshilimidejuli，tangyuantaitouneike，simuxiangdui，wangzheneizhangmeidelingrenzhixidemiankong，haiyoutashenshangdexiangqi。
tangyuandexintiaokaishijiasu，yanqiandenvzitaimeile，bukeyouwu。
linxueyaowangzhetangyuan，yanshenlengmo，yuqibinglengdao：“nibushitangyuan，nidaodishishei？”
“嗯？”
tangyuanshenquyizhen，neibinglengdeshengyin，rangtabuyoudaleyigelengzhan，xinzhongdajing，“zheinvrenzenhuishuochuzheiyangdehua，nandaowobaolule？buduia，wojiushitangyuan，jiusuancongweilaichuanyueguolai，woyijiuhaishitangyuan！”
tayingzhetoupidekanzhelinxueyao，dao：“nvxiashuoxiaole，wojiushitangyuan！”
linxueyaokanzhetadelian，jiantaliansemeiyourenhedeyiyang，jixuwendao：“neinizhidaowoshisheima？”
tangyuanxiangyemeixiang，zhijiehuidadao：“zhidaoa，yibandelinxueyao！”
huayinluoxia，linxueyaomengranchushou，danshouqiazhutangyuandebozi，fanshoujiangtaanzaiqiangshang，jiangtadiaoqilaiguazhe，“shuo，zhenzhengdetangyuanzaina？”
yanqianzheigetangyuan，jitadeganjue，taimoshengle，wulunshiyanshenhaishishenqing，juebushitangyuan。
tangyuanbeitaqiazhebozi，chuanbuguoqilai，liansezhanghong，butingpaidazhelinxueyaodeyushou，shuohuajiannan，“songshou，kuaisongshou，ni…nigefengpozi。”
“linxueyao，guofenlea！”
shouhoujianlinxueyaobuzhiweiheturanfafeng，nuchidao：“nixiangshalelaotangma？