第2章 有便宜不占是王八蛋

“a……ating……”sunuanshengyinyouxieweizhan,yishuangxiumeisicufeicu,moudimanshihuangzhangyuwucuo。

liangrenliderucizhijin,jindaobicidehuxidouchanraozaiyiqi,sunuanganjuededao,boletingwenredehuxiqingfuzhezijidelianjia,zheishitadiyicizaiboletingdeshenshang,ganjuedaolerenleidewendu。

zheiyangaimeidejuli,rangsunuankongzhibuzhudexintiaojiakuai,shuangjiadewenduyeyuelaiyuegao……

boletingyeshidiyicizaisunuandeshenshang,kandaoleyidiandiannvrenwei。

dantameikandaodeshi,sunuanjinjinzuanzhudeshuangshou,yijingxingchenglefangbeidezitai。

tazaibutanglifangleanmianyao,bendasuanjitaguanxiaqu,tamenjinwanshuigefoxidejue,diertianzaochentapaipai**zouren,tayekeyigenpopojiaochale。

keyanxiazheiqingxing,sunuanyemeiyoubiedebanfale,ruoboletingganduitazenyang,tazhinengdongshoule。

却不曾想……

“sunuan,shouqinizheixiebaxi。”boletingchenshengkaikou,zixiyiting,tadeshengyindaizheyisishayajinbeng,sishizaiyinrenzheshenme。

dansunuanzhitingdaoletayuqilidejinggao。

zaitayanli,cikedeboletingwuyishidingzheyizhanggaoguilengyandelianpinizheta,yi“benzunjiangshiniyongyuandebudaodenanren”deyuqigaosuta,“buyaogouyinwo,meixi!”

sunuanxiangyaofangfeiziwosonggedadadebaiyanjiboleting,danxiangxianghaishisuanle。

tayaozhulexiachun,yijiushineifushoudaojinghedexiaobaituchunliangmoyang,“ating,wozhidao,dangchuwomenshiqiyuejiehun,nizhixiangjipopoyigejiaodai,danshipopoxianzaixiangyaoyigesunzi……”

“zheijianshiyuniwuguan,nizhiyaoanfenshoujijiuhao,buyaodongshenmewaixinsi,jizhu,buyaoweigui。”hanshengshuowan,boletinglikejiufangkailesunuan,qishendabuxiangweishengjianerqu。

tadebufahencongmang,danbingbulingluan。

sunuansonglekouqizuoqilai,jiazhuangbuzhidaoboletingquweishengjianshixilengshuizao。

haibuyaoweiguini,wokannigangcaidingwodingdehenhuanlema。

切。

sunuanzhongyukeyidadafangfangdifanlegebaiyan,moudineiwojianyoulianzhise,yijinghuanchenglebojiarengenbenkanbudaodexiaozhanghejingming。

dagaiguoleershiduofenzhongdeshijian,weishengjiandemenzaicidakai,boletingzoulechulai,yaojianweizhebaisedeyujin。

sunuanyouxiaohuliyimiaoqiehuanxiaobaitu,likeqishenyingleshangqu,shengyinwenroudishuodao,“ating,shuiyi。”

tashuozhe,jiangjiboletingzhunbeihaodeshuiyidiguoqu,jiazhuangkanbudaoboletingneijianshuodexiongji,xinggandefuji,haiyouluzaiwaimianderenyuxian……

danyuguanghaishikanlehaojiyan。

youbianyibuzhanshiwangbadan。

“buyongle,wojinwanyoushi,yaochuqu。”boletinglengshengshuowan,zhijieyueguosunuan,xiangyimaojianerqu。

sunuanpiepiezui,kaishizaixiangmingzaopopozhidaoboletingdawanshangjiuzoule,huizenyangchaotafazuoni。

tonghuashijielidewangzi,douyouyigeedudehuanghoumuqin。

boletingshibushiwangzizanqiebushuo,dantaneigemuhou,shizhendezeze……youdianedu。

sunuanshenxiyikouqi,songsongjian,juedingmingzaobinglaijiangdang,shuilaituyan。

fanzhengsheiyebiexiangdaraotajinwanshuigehaojue。