“bizui。”linyaochuanxichusheng。
xiexingchenjiushizailuojingxiashi。
kandaozijichuchou，dagaihenbudeluxialaitoushangxuexiaodebiaobaiqiangdapingxunhuanbofangsantian。
“.......nishuosheishi**deyemao？”
shuozheihuashi，conglianjiadaoxiongkou，yipiandanfensezaifeisumanyan。
xiexingchenjiuzheng：“xiaomao。”
huanzuoyiqian，linyaoyiquantouyijingzhaohushangqu。
keshicishi，zhishizhengzhazhexiangyaocongtashenshangqilai，gangchengqilaiyidianjuli，youyinweishoujiaofaruan，zhongxinzhuirulexiexingchendehuaili。
**depifutiezaiduifangbanshideshenshang，youyizhongzhanchoudenanai。
“haozhudong。”xiexingchenshoubeikouzhetadehouyao，jielirangrenzhanwen。
kanzhetaqiaoqiaoluancengdedongzuo，guyiqujierendeyisi：“yuanlailintongxueyiqianlaoshigenwozuodui，qishishiqianfangbaijijiejin。”
linyao：“zizuoduoqing。”
“nianlianwoa？”xiexingchenxiao。
越说越是离谱。
linyaoyaozheyamata：“shenjing，youbingqukannaozi。”
xiexingchenmanbuzaiyi，shoubeisongsongdigouzhetaxizhaideyao：“xing，xianzaiquba，niquchougexue，woqupaigepian，dangyitianyiyuandazi。”
林曜没心情斗嘴。
taduanduanxuxutingzhe，bixicuzhong，etoudizaiduifangdebojingshang，zhengzhazhetuoli，queyinweituiruan，gangyizhengtuo，zhenggerenhuazuozailedibanshang。
zhinengyangzhetou，yanjingrengshilengde，taitoukanzhejugaolinxiadexiexingchen，shifenyouguqi：“wozijihuiqu，nizou。”
真倔。
xiexingchenyoudiantouteng，chuizheyankanta，lianshangshoulebiaoqing。
tamenguanxitaicha，yizhiyuzheirenbukenxiangzhezijibandianfuruan，doushiniezhai。
“nidanduchumenshishi。”tashuo，“nizheiyangchuqu，jiushitaocao。”
linyaobeitadadandeyongcizhenjing：“ni.....xialiu，**!”
xiexingchenmianbugaise，meidasuangai，zaicizhongfu：“jiushitaocao。”
tashuodehenzhibai，danyeshishishi，buzheiyangjiangduifanggenbentingbujinqu。
“chongqingbiandidoushialpha，qizhongbufaduitongxingganxingqude，genghekuang，nixianzai....hunshenshangxiadousanfazheyourendeanshi，henrongyitiaoqitongweialphadezhengfuyu。”xiexingchengunlegunhoulong，“zheijianzhi....”
linyaobumanyitadexiushiyu：“......youren？wo？ninaozibeilvtile？”
xiexingchenchuiyan，shixianfangsihuaguotadeyaotun，xizhailianjiezhebaoman。
人间绝色。
tashouhuishixian：“jinisanmiaozhongdeshijiankaolv，woyebushilanhaoren，ganbuchushangganzhehaiyaozhurenweiledeshier。”
“三。”
林曜开始犹豫。
zhenfengxiangduisannian，lianhuadoulandeduoshuojijuderen，turanzhuanlexing，kendingyouzha。
danmuqianlaijiang，xiexingchenbukenengduizijiqidaixin，dequeshizuianquandexuanxiang。
“一。”
林曜：？
nishushushitiyulaoshijiaode？
xiexingchenbayujinrengzaitatouding：“cagan，huanyifu，zou。”
beitasaijinneiliangchaopaodeshihou，linyaohaishimengde，zhenggerenquansuozaizuoyili，shaodelihai，yishijiubuqingxing。
momingqimiaoxiangqilediyicijiechou。
yinweibisaidejiangjin，wuwan。
linyaodangshihenqueqian，zheibiqiannengjiuming，quezaikaoshiqianbeixiexingchendegenbantiaoxinzhedaleyijia，danwulebanxiaoshi。
最后，差了两分。
diyihejiangjindoubeixiexingchennale。
狗东西。
taxuyaozheiwuwan？linyaobujuede。
bachengjiushidashaoyelailexingzi，danchunxunhuanzuolebale。
houlaijinian，guanxiyuefaelie，wanquanmeilebandianhuixuandeyudi。
现在是闹哪一出？
xiexingchenganshoudaotadeshixianshibushipiaoguolai，dishengdao：“bishangyanshuihuier，daolejiaoni。”
“qunageyiyuan？guide，woqubuqi。”
“meishi，wojiakaide。”
linyao：“......”
nijia，kaide，haoxiaozhongdecihui。
taxianglexiang，xuruokaikou：“nishibushidasuanbawolaguoqu，qiguanfanmai？”
xiexingchenshulianzhuandongfangxiangpan：“nishibushiyoubeipohaiwangxiangzheng？”
“zongjuedebuanhaoxin。”
“woshipanisizaiwosushe，huiqi，bujili。”
合理。
linyaojieshoulezheigeliyou，touyunmuxuanbilezui。
daoleyiyuan，jiancha，chouxue，huayan，dagaishixiexingchendaguozhaohu，henkuaijiuchulejieguo。
zhishiyishengdebiaoqingbutaihaokan。
“zenmeyang？”xiexingchenwen。
“detongzhijiashu。”yishengshuo，“nidejianhurenshinawei？”
linyaoyaotou：“meiyourenkeyitongzhi。”
xiexingchenshenshendikanletayiyan：“tajiarenmeibanfachumian。”
linyaomomingqimiaokanletayiyan，nizhidaodehaitingqingchu。
wuliaoqilaijiukaishidiaochabierendejiatingbeijingshiba，guoranshaoyezuofeng。
tameigengduodeliqizhuiwen，chengzhezhuoyan：“ninzhijiegaosuwoba，chengnianle，zijikeyifuze。”
shejiyinsi，xiexingchenfeichangyouhanyangdezhuanshenchuqu，liuxialiangren。
menguanshang，yishengzhijieledangkailekou：“niercifenhuale，congzhiqiandealphazhongxinfenhuachengleomega。”
tataiqiyan，kandaoyanqiandeshaonianliansemengranbianchengleshabai，momingyoudianxinteng。
林曜：“什么？”
meiyigezihaoxiangdoutingdongle，zuhezaiyiqi，quebumingbai。
shei，shi，omega？
“linyao，nixianzaidierxingbieshiomega。”yishengcanrengaozhizhenxiang。
“bukeneng，woshiliusuijiushialphale。”linyaobiaoqingmuran，“zenmefayicishaojiuercifenhua，jianchacuole。”
“shihenteshu，dandequecunzaizheiyangdeanli。nixianzaidesuoyouzhengzhuang，fashao，citong，fanhong，zaore，doushuyutezheng，chouxueqingkuangyebiaoming，nixianzaibaifenzhibaishiomega。”
yishengdunledun，lengjinggaozhi，“tingshuonihexingchendouzaizongzhanyuan，omegazaishizhanlifeichangchikui，genghekuangnihaishiolizuirongyiyingjide，bushihe，buruchenzhegangkaixue，lianxixuexiaohuangejunxiehuozhehouqin……”
“wobuhuan，nimengaocuole。”linyaodaduan。
yishengtouteng，buzhidaogaizenmequandaozheiweishaoyeqinzisonglaideguike。
kanshangqujiaoao，jueqiang，xiangyigenfengchuibuduandejingrendezhu。
的确是太残忍。
linyaochengzhezhuobian，tineidezaorerangtazaicizhanlibuwen，dishengdao：“mafanjiwodaliangzhigaoqiangduyizhiji。”
“yizhijiduinilaishuozhishizanshihuanjie，ercifenhuahuibansuizhegaopinlv**。”
yishengshuo，“nizhengzhuanghenyanzhong，zhishifenhuaqijiuyijinghentongkule，genghekuanghoumian**，kangbuzhude。wodejianyishi，zhaogesjiqiegaopipeidudealphayiqiduguo。”
庸医，骗子。
xiexingchentamenjiadeyiyuanzhendehaolan。
linyaohaobuyouyu：“wobuxuyaoalpha。”
rangtabeianzaishenxiabeirenshang？xiangbuchulai，taikexiaole。
menkouqiaomenshengxiang，xiexingchennazheyidiezhitanshenjinlai：“chengzhuren，wodebaogao，xianfangzheier，nimenjixu。”
yishengshixianluozaitameiyuegengxindejianchashang，turanfuzhixinling。
dengdeng，zheiliangren，yigeyingjizheng，yigeyouxingyin……
doushizaorenannaixuyaoqitianqiyexiabulaichuangxieyudetizhi……
这不是绝配？
xiexingchenduiyulixingtijianmeitaizaiyi，shixianluozaihunshenfanhongdelinyaoshenshang，anfushuo：“mashangjiuhao，zaichengyixia。”
yishengbuhaobaolubingrenyinsi，zhishixiaoxiaodao：“nimenliang，yaobuyaozuogepipeiduceshi？”
两人同时抬起了头。
xiexingchenxianxiaole，yuqiyoudianwunai：“zhuren，suiranwoneibing，tingnankezhide，haibuzhiyuzhuayigeyiganqidealphalaijiejue，lintongxuehuizousiwode。”
linyaozhuantoukanta：“niyeyoubing？”
xiexingchenhaobubihui，yundanfengqingshuo：“woyoukeerzheng，suchengxingyin，dagaisanwutianyiciba。”
yishengbuchongdao：“quankaoyaoyizhizheni，zhenfazuoqilai，qitianxiabulaichuang。”
linyao：“.......”
shenmehuangwenshedingdemaobing。
haidangshenmejunguana，ninzhijiexiahaidangyaba。