第一章 全职妈妈不好当

diyizhangquanzhimamabuhaodang

jiehunhouzaiwaimianzufangzhu,yiwaifaxianfangdongjingranshiwopopo。

wozhiwenta,taqueshuo:「womenlaolujiadecaichan,doushiliujidasunzide,sheirangnishengbuchuerzilai?」

wojiaxiaowangzhelaogong:「jialiyouzheiguijuma?」

laogongnanweiqingdiquanwo:「womayangwozheimedaburongyi,xiaxia,nitiliangtiliangwo。」

wotaishoujiujiletayibazhang:「xinga,nilaolujiadehuangweiwohewoguinvpanbuqi,neijiuliba!」

1.

yuechu,luyuanzhoufalegongzi,tayuexinyiwan,zijiliuliangqianchongzuoshenghuofei,shengxiadebaqianjiushiwomenjiajiexialaiyigeyuedehuaxiao。

woxiguanquxianjin,baqianfenchengjifen,yongyibutongdezhichu,wonazheshoushangjinshengdeliangqiandayang,fachoudao:「laogong,qihaojiuyaojiaofangzule,qianbugouzenmebana?」

luyuanzhougangyingchouwan,shenshangquanshiyanjiuwei,tazuixunxundeshuo:「baqiankuaiqiangangdaonishoushang,zenmejiujiaobuqifangzule?」

woweiledainver,yijingzuolesanniandequanzhibaomale,biqiqianliangniandeweiqu,woxianzaiyijingnengxinpingqihedehuidazheigewenti:「fangzu3500,xiaoyueyoueryuancanbuhexiaofu1800,mamazheigeyueguoshengri,yaochouchu1000xiaoshun,ta,jialidefanqian、shuidian、huafeiyao2500,renqingfeiyedeliu500......」

「xiaoyueyoueryuanshimeigeyuedouyaojiaocanbuhexiaofuqianma?womameigeyuedouguoshengrima,zhaonizheimesuan,qianjigeyuemingmingyoushengdeqian,zhiqiandeqiandouhuadaonaqule?」

「laogong,chijiabushizheimejiandandeshi,huanjilenihexiaoyuedoutianleliangtaoyifu,xiaoyueshenticongxiaojiuruo,tashanggeyueshenyeganmaofashao,quyiyuanzouleyitangjiuhualebabai,wohuademeibiqiandoushijilezhangde,nikeyikana。」

「行了!」

luyuanzhoutoutongyulie,bunaifandidaduanwo:「zaijialigaogaoweishengdaihaizinengyouduonan,woshangbanyingchoudaoshiyierdiancaihui,ninengbunengshaobaoyuanliangju!」

「laogong,wozhidaoniyangjiaburongyi」,luyuanzhouhelejiuhoupiqihuichahenduo,wodijitayibeiwenhaodefengmishui,xiaoyueyijingshuizhele,wobuxiangzaizheigeshihougentachaojia。

woweibukewendetanlekouqi,huibidao:「reshuiyijingfanghaole,niquxizao,fangzudeshiqingwolaixiangxiangbanfa。」

dangwan,woyixiangdaoyaohepengyoukaikoujieqian,cheyenanmian。

wojiaojiquanqishihenzhai,daxuezhiqian,wozaixiaoxianchengdegueryuanlikaoguojiabutieqiuxue,weileyougehaoqiancheng,yizhimentoudushu。

kaojindaxuehou,woyouqinxuejiangong,weilezaininganzheigexinyixianchengshishengcunxiaqu,xiakezhiyudeshijianjihudouhaozailegezhong**li。

womeixiangshouguo「weiyi」deguanai,suoyizaidaerneinian,bishihaishitongxiaoxuezhangdeluyuanzhoukaishizhuiwo,tashininganbendiren,moyanglangruoqingyue,duiwoyewenroubeizhi。

wohenkuaijiulunxianle,zaihanjiazhiqianhetaquedingleguanxi。

wodaxuebiyedeneinian,taduiwoqiulehun,gangnadaoyinxingofferdewo,youyifenhaodeqiancheng,yeyouyigehaodeairen。

dangshidewo,juedezijishishijieshangzuixingfuderen。

yinianhou,wohuaiyunle,xiaoyueshengxialaihoulibukairen,gongpodouxianqiwoshenglegenver,bikoubutizhiqianquanshuowode「haizishengxialai,womendai!」

jialidefangzidoushizude,gengbuyaoshuoewaifudanbaomudegongzi,zuoweimama,wozhinengcilegongzuo,zaijiazhuanxindaiwa。

一带,就是三年。

zheigenianjidexiaohaihennandai,womeiyouduoyudeshijian,yemeiyouduoyudeqianjiaoyou,yaoshixiangzhaorenjieqian,zhinengzhaodaxueshiyoupengpengyunqi。

ruyanmanshiheian,woanandixiang:「yunmixia,xianzaideshenghuo,zhendeshinixiangguodema?」

diertianyizao,jiuxinghoudeluyuanzhou,xiangqilezuowandeshiqing,youkuijiudibaozhewo。

wobeitayongzaihuaili,erbianshitahuxizhongtuluchulaidereqi,zhengchangshihoudeta,busizuowanmanshenliqi,ershiwubixintengdehewodaoqian:「xiaxia,zuowanwobeiguanletaiduojiu,shuolexiehunhua,niyuanlianglaogonghaobuhao?」

「guailaopo,laogongjiniyiqian,ninaqujiaofangzu。」luyuanzhoucongtadelinghuaqianlinuochuleyiqian,fangzaiwodeshoushang。

buyongkaikougenrenjieqianle,woxinkoudejushiluoledi,wozhongyuqiangyanhuanxiao:「hao。」

woyouweizuowandexiangfaerzize,naduifuqibuchaojiani?huxiangtiliang,cainengbariziguodezhangjiu。

2.

zaininganshiquli,zhengzusanqianwu,haimeiyueyijiaofangzudefangzi,shidazhedenglongdounanzhao。

wogongpotuixiuqianshiputongzhigong,jiajingyiban,mingxiazhiyoulaoliangkouzhudeneitaofangzi,zhulianggerenchuochuoyouyu,zaizhuyijiarenjiuhenyongjile。

kuangqieluyuanzhouxiaoshun,tabuyuanyiyinweizijiyijiaeryingxiangbamashenghuozhiliang。

zheijiafangdongshiluyuanzhoutongxuejiaxianzhixialaidefangzi,tongxueyijiamailexinkaifadeloufang,zheitaojiufangzijiukonglexialai。

fangzimeirenzhuhuisanleyanhuoqi,zujiwairenyoubufangxin,suoyicairangwomenjianlelou。

wohenganxiezheiyijiaren,kewozuijinfaxiandianfeiyoulewenti。

jialidemeibizhichuwodousuandehenqingchu,shangshanggeyuededianfeipingjunmeiduzhangleliangmao,wojuedebudui,youdanxinshigewuhui,huiyingxianglaogonghetongxuezhijiandeganqing。

worangluyuanzhouquwenwen,meixiangdaoyigeyueguoqule,haimeidengdaotadexiaoxi,faneryoudengdaoleyizhangyouwentidedianfeidan。

wodiankaitatongxuemamadetouxiang,sisuozenmeweiwandetichuzheijianshishi,suishouxinxiyemiandiandianchuochuo。

yibuxiaoxin,dianjinlepengyouquan。

yitiaozhangxian,zhongjianbeiyige「·」jigekai。

zheidaibiao,duifangdepengyouquanduiwobukejian。

wozhengdasuantuichulai,quefaxianneichuanweixinhaoyuekanyueyanshu。

「linfanglan」

wopopojiaolinfanglan,linzheigexing......kebuduojian。

是巧合吗?