第1章神女下凡
“siyan！nichulereshishengfei，haihuiganshenme？sijiadeliandourangnidiujinle！”
“wodangchuzenmejiushengchunizheiyangdefeiwu，ruobushiyishengzhenduanchucuo，wozaojiubaniqiasile！”
“siyan，nijiwodaizaifangjianhaohaofansheng，shenmeshihourencuojiushenmeshihoufangnichulai，nimenjiwokanhaota，sheidoubuzhunjitafanchi！”
mengzhong，nvrenqijibaihuai，yourumoyindesangmenhoudesiyanyigejiling，yanpixianlexianhuanhuanzhengkaishuangmou。
yizhengyan，sizhoumoshengdehuanjingrangtaculecumei，renbuzhupiepiezui，xiaoshengdigudao，“fuqindarenhaizhenhenxin，dangzhenyijiaobawochuaidaofanjianlaile......”
“吱呀！”
tazhengzaineixinqianzehenxindefuqindarenshi，fangmenhuranbeizhongzhongtuikai，yigeguifurenjingzhizoujinlai。
“he，zheijiushinimenshuodetakuaisile？”nvrenqiaozhesiyan，moudishanguoyimoyanfan，“taguanchanghuishuaxiaoshouduan，nimenyebushidiyitianzaisijiazuoshi，lianzheidianfenbiannenglidoumeiyou？”
“dui，duibuqifuren！”lianggeyongrendixiatou，chenghuangchengkongderencuo。
guifurenfanzaodebaibaishou，muguangluodaosiyanshenshang，“nichuleshuaxiaocongming，haihuiganshenme？xuanxuangennishijiemei，keniqueliantadeyibandoubibushang。”
tazuilidexuanxuanshisiyandetongbaojiejie，mingjiaosiruoxuan。
siruoxuancongxiaojiushidarenzuilibierenjiadehaizi，chengjiyouyi，gexiangliyimanfen，daxiaojiushianchengyouxiuchusedeqianjinmingyuan。
很受欢迎。
ersiyan，xinggeguguai，jibenmeishenmenengnachushou，congxiaodaodadouzhihuichuanghuoreshi，rangrenfeichangtouteng。
mingmingshiyibaoshengdejiemeiliang，zenmechajuneimeda？
siyanmeidalita，bilebiyan，hualeyihuigongfujiangnaohaizhongcanliudejiyixiaohua，yeqingchuleyanqianzheishizenmeyihuishi。
shuolaiqiyinhaishisiruoxuan，neisuoweidebianyijiejiegenrenqizhengzhi，tadehaopengyoujiulaihansiyan。
siyandaxiaokansihunbulin，danqishihenzhongqing，youqihenweihuzheigejiejie。
tingdaozijiajiejiebeiqifu，dangranmeierhua，jiugenneirenlilun，guochengzhongliangrendongqishou，daleyijia。
zheishibeihaoshizheluleshipin，fadaowangshangzaoyao。
yuanbenbingmeiyoushenme，dansiruoxuanshigegangxiaoyoumingqidenvmingxing，koubeihaihenbucuo。
beipuchuliangrenshijiemei，zheijianshijiuyuyanyulie，henduorendouquzhiyi，rumasiruoxuan。
linjuandezhiqingkuanghou，wendoubuwendiyishijianjiurangsiyanfadaoqianshengming。
siyanbuken，jiubeiguanlesantian，huoshengshengeside。
yuanbenbuzhiyubeiesi，zhishisiyanchangnianbeinvedai，tizhifeichangruo，xinggeyoubijiaojue，yingshiyishengbuhang。
这才丢了一条命。
zhinengshuo，linjuanzhenbupeidangmuqin。
“siyan，wozaiwenzuihouyibian，nidaodifabufadaoqianshengming？”linjuandenaixinyongjin，kouwenjiqibunaifan。
erqie，mingxiantayijingyoulezhuyi。
siyanfeilidechengzhechuangyan，mantengtengzuoqilai，qingmizheyizhiyan，diaoerlangdangdao，“wofabufa，nibushidouyijingjuedinghaole？”
“shuozhende，benshang......wojiumeijianguoxiangnizheimehenxindema。”
“nixiangdaitiwofa，benrennishimeiyouyijian，zhibuguo，daoshihouworuobushuang，shuodianshenme，huozhezuodianshenme，yaoshilianleidaosiruoxuan，nikebiehouhui。”
siyanqishen，queshuangtuiyiruan，chadiandiedao，xinghaowenzhule。
不然那得多丢人？
tatangtangtiandizhinv，shenjieweiyidegongzhu，meiguiguotianmeiguiguodi，qinengzaiyigefanrenmianqiandiulemianzi？
“你敢！”
“heng，zheitianshangdixia，jiumeiyoubenshang......wobugande。”siyanfanchunxiangji，lanlandekaozaimenbian，shuangshouchadou，weiweiyangzhexiae，yifutianbupadibupadezhangkuangmoyang。
xiaohua，tashenjiediyi‘rehuojing’demingtoukebushijiade。
lianshenjiedamendoubeitachaiguo，youshenmeshitasiyanbuganzuode？
linjuankebuzhidaotazheinverdexinziyijinghuanle，zhijuedeyaobeitaqidemaoqingyan，xiangdoumeixiangyangshoujiushiyibazhang。
zheigeniezhang！dasisuanle！
“pa！”xiangliangdeyibazhang，jiejieshishidazailianshang。
zheiyibazhang，tabandianmeiliuqing，yongzuleliqi。
raner，beidadeneigerenquebingbushisiyan，ershigangganggandao，jiubeisiyanyibazhuaiguolai，dangdaodesiruoxuan。
“啪——！”
“peng！”siruoxuanzhijiebeizheibazhangdamengle，dadediedaozaidi。
“xuan，xuaner？！”linjuanyebeiheleyitiao，buganzhixindekanzhesiyan。
怎么会？
tazenmeganzheiyangduixuaner？
siruoxuanbeidadetouyunyanhua，lianjia**ladeteng，yanleizhiliu，xiayishiwuzhulian，“ma......”
tazhijiejiukuchulesheng，haoteng，tajuedeliandouzhongle。
“xuaner，duibuqi，duibuqimamabushiguyide。”linjuanlengleliangmiao，lianmangdunxiashen，jinzhangdekanzhetazhongqidebanzhanglian。
xinteng，aohuigezhongqingxujiaozhizaixintou。
zheishihou，siyanhaiyaohuoshangjiaoyoudekaikou，“ze，jiusuanjiejieyoucuo，maniyebugaixiazheimezhongdeshoua，yaoshihuironglewodehaojiejieyihoukezenmeyanxi？zenmechengdamingxing？”
“huirong？！bububu，ma，kuaijiaoyisheng，wobuyaohuirongbuyaohuirong，wuwuwu......”
“siyan，nijiwobizui！shaohuyanluanyu！”linjuanqidewanletaliangyan。
“nimenlianghaichuzaizheiganshenme！kuaiqujiaoyisheng！”
“guanjia，qujiaoyishenga！kuaidian！”