“kanlaibixuyaoyijujingangshizihou，cainengzhensuinimendechixinwangxiang！”
dianyingyuanli，fahaideyijuhuarangxuanlirenbuzhudecongyizishangbengqilairanhoubeihouzuoshangderenyibazhangshuaidaonaomenshangzhizhidehunleguoqu。
zaihunmiqiantamannaozidouzhishengyijuhua。
“bushizheifahaiyoubingba？”
……
daixuanlisuxingzhihou，tafaxianzijishenchuzaiyijianhuihongwubidesimiaonei。
dadianzhuangyan，bijianfangfonengwendaoxianghuoqiwei，lingrenxinkuangshenyi。
“我这是在哪儿？”
“zheihaishizaiguoneima？”
xuanlizhengkaiyan，kanzhezheisizhoumoshengdehuanjing，tamengbidemolemohounaoshao，ranhouzhenggerenjiujiangzhule，biaoqingbiandezhenjingqilai。
“我头发呢？”
“wotamadeneimedadejicuomaozenmemeile？”
“fahaizhuchi，nizenmele？”
suizhexuanlideyizhenhaojiao，dunshixiyinlaisimiaolizhongduofomendizidezhushi。
“法海？谁？”
“我？”
zheishihouxuanlicaifaxiantashenchusimiaodedatangdegaotaishang，wangzhezheikuankuodedatang，gaotaixiafangquanshizuozheputuan，shenchuansengpaozaidazuodeguangtouheshang，zheirangxuanlilimajiuyishidaotachuanyuele。
“**？”
xuanlikanxiangzijideshouzhang，gujiefenming，neishouwanchuhaidaizheyichuanfozhunengganjuedaolibianyouyizhijinmaohouzaitaohaodexiangtafachuxiyuedejiaosheng。
“我是法海？”
xuanlinannanziyu，tayishidaozigechuanyuedaolebaishefushengdedianyingshijieli，haitemechuanyuedaoledafanpai，budongaidefahaishenshang。
zheiyishijianbeizheimeduogeguangtoudingzhe，raoshixuanliyouqiangdadexinlisuzhiyebumiandeyouxiefaxu，danshihaozaitazheigerenchulemingdenengzhuang。
“咳咳。”
zhijiantaqingqingdekesouleliangsheng，ranhouxuezheyiqianzaixiaoyuanlilaoshixiangyaotoulandeyuqirenzhendeshuodao：“meishi，zhishishaoweiyouxiexuxinshenbuningbale。”
“nimenzixingxiulian，shanggewanzixi，wochumentoutouqi。”
haoduoguangtou，haoduoguangtou。
好刺眼。
xuanlinalijianguozheizhenzhang，taqiangzhuangzhendingdeshuowanhou，biandingzheshangbaimingguangtoulaozunjingqiebujiedemuguangjicongcongdewangsimiaowaizouqu。
liuxiayiqunsengrenkanzhewaibianyangguangmingmeidetiandi，haiyouturanmomingqimiaodefahaizhuchidebeiyingmianmianxiangqu。
tamennikankanwo，wokankanni。
dazaoshangde，zhuchirangtamenshangwanzixi？
zheinanbuchengyaorangtamenzaizheierdazuodaowanshang，fatamenbuxuchifan？
keshitamenyouzuocuoleshenme？
“nandaoshiwozuowantoutoujianglizijipolesejierangzhuchifaxianle，ranhoulianleiledajia？”
mougejiaoluolidexiaosengrenkuijiudedixialetou。
另一边，
fahai……yinggaishuoshixuanlizhanzaisimiaodedamenkouchu，takanzheyuanfangdehaimianchenmozhe，congyuanchukanqushenyingyouxiexiaose。
haifengchuiguotadenaomen，ketaquemeilecengjingdexiufa。
fengchuitoupilengsousoude，xinqingzhenxiang**。
“唉。”
xuanlizhongzhongdetanlekouqi，ganshouzhefozhuzhizhongjinmaohouchuanlaidexiuseqingxu，tarenbuzhudeshuodao：“fangxin，woduinimeixiangfa。”
shuowanfozhulidejinmaohoucailaoshixialaibingchuanlaileyihandeqingxu。
ganshouzhefozhulibuzhengjingdejinmaohou，xuanlidexinqingyoubiandegengchale，benlaichuanyuechengfanpai，haishigeguangtouheshangyijinggoufanle。
buguohaozaitanengganjuedaotineichongzudefalihehunshenshibuwandejing。
wobianqiangle，yebiantule，zheiyesuanshiyizhongyoudeyoushiba。
“buguozhuannianyixiang，zijijianglindaozheichengweifahai，meileguoquneigebudongaidefahai，xuxiangenxiaobaiyehenshunshunlilixingxingfufudeduguozheiyishengba。”
xiangdaozhei，xuanliyebumiangouqizuijiaoluchuleyifubandexiaorong，cikedetapoyouxiexishengxiaowo，chengquandawodeganjue。
zhanzaihaibian，xuanlideshenyinglimajiuweianqilai，poyouxieminyaogeshoudecangsang。
yizhangwanmeijunqiaodeceliandapeineizangzaisengpaoxiadeyishenjingzhuangjirou，cishikanhaidexuanlijiuxianggeyouyuxidemeinanzi，rangbuyuanchudewaimendizidoukandechile。
“fahaizhuchideguangtouyijiushineimedexianyan。”
xiaodizixianmudegantanliangjuhou，tadalegejilingfanyingguolai，turanxiangqiyouzhongyaodeshiqingyaohuibaojizhuchi，zheicailimadaizhexinfengxiangxuanlidefangxiangpaoqu。
“fahaizhuchi，fahaizhuchi！”
“zheiliyouyifengnindexin！”
jiuzaizheishi，yidaoshengxianglahuilexuanlideyishi。
tazhuanguoshenlai，faxianyoushigebuzhimingdexiaoguangtou。
“fahaizhuchi，nindexin！”
zhijianzheixiaoguangtoujiangxindilai，xuanlilengleyihuier，danhaishijiangxinjieleguolai。
tachaikaixinfeng，dakailimiandexinjian，kanzhelibiandeneironghuichengyijuhuajiushi“hangzhouchengweinandeleyibing，haiwangfahaizhuchidashiqianlaijiuming。”
落款，杭州城县令。
“哦？”
“剧情开始了？”
“qibushishuowokeyijiandaotamenliang？”
xuanlijiangxinfengzhehaozhongxinfanghuikoudai，tarenzhukeyiqinyanjiandaoxiaobaixiaoqingjidongdexinqing，biaomianyijiudanrandeshuodao：“renjiankunanbukeshierbujian，kanlaihaishidewoqinziquneiyanhuorenjiandizouyizaole。”
shuowanxuanliyishuaisengpaoxiangshanxiaerqu，liuxiaxiaodiziyilianjingyangdekanzhefahaineishejiweirendebeiyingninandao：“zhuchizhenshuai。”