———《hunqianxieyi》———
nanfang（xinlang）：chenpingan
nvfang（xinniang）：litingting
1、nanfangxuzhuijiacailiershiwan，zhuijiabenchicheyiliang。（yuedingcailiquanjinvfangjiating，budaihuixiaojia）
2、nvfangwuxurenhejiazhuang。
3、nanfangxujinvfangdidizhunbeijiehunsuoyongdefangche，yijibaomacheyiliang！
4、nanfangdehunqianfangchanxuzailingzhengqianguohujinvfang。（fangchanweiyitaochengxilaopoxiao40ping）
5、liangrensuoshenghaizigennvfangxing，xingli。（wulunhaizishinanshinv）
6、hunhou，nanfangxuchengbaosuoyoujiawu，gongziquanbushangjiao。（nanfangmeiyuelinghuaqian200，hanmaicaiqian）
7、hunhou，nanfangdexiazimaxuyaobanchuqu。（nvfangbuyuanyihepopoyiqizhu）
8、hunhou，nvfangdefumuhuibanguolaiyiqizhu。
9、hunhou，nvfangqujiuba，nanfangbudeguowen！
10、hunhou，nanfangbudequjiuba，youxiting，budexiyanhejiu！
11、婚后……
婚礼现场！
大屏幕！
xunhuanbofangzhezheiyifenhunqianxieyi！
hunqianxieyishixinnianglitingtingxiede！
yifenhunqianxieyi，mimimamaershiduotiao！
quanshinvfanglitingtingtidewuliyaoqiu！
陈平安无法接受！
tahelitingtingshixiangqinrenshide！
litingtingshuohaode，shiliuwancaili，chenjiayijingbeitaokongle！
xianzailitingtingjingranhaiyaotazaizhuijiaershiwancaili！
还要一辆奔驰！
zuirangchenpinganwufarenshoudeshi，
hunhou，litingtingdebamayaogentamenzhuyiqi，zijideqinmaqueyaochuquzhu！
凭什么！
chenpingan：“zheibushikaiwanxiao？”
tabuganxiangxinzheishilitingtingtichulaide！
neigezaitayanzhongwenrou、shanliang，hongdezijimuqinhebulongzuidelitingting！
litingtinggaoangzhetou，yilianbunaifan：
“nikanwoxiangkaiwanxiaoma？zanmenxiangqinneihuierwozhishigexiaozhiyuan。xianzaiwoshengzhile，yaoqiuziranyaoduodian！”
陈平安咬牙切齿：
“yaoqiuduodaoxuyaobawomaganchujiamen，banibamajiedaojialisihou？”
xiamiandebinkecishiyekanwanledapingmushangdehunqianxieyi！
binkemenzhale！yilunfenfen！duizhelitingtingzhizhidiandian！
litingtinggenbenbulixiamiandeyilun，lizhiqizhuangdishuodao：
“wobamayongdezhenisihouma？tamenyoubuxiangnimashigexiazi！”
“kanjiannineigexiazimawojiufanexin！haizenmeguorizi！”
……
chenpinganqidehunshenzhandou，yayaodegegezuoxiang！
tahenbudeshanglitingtingliangbazhang！
他亲妈是瞎子！
keshiweilelitingtingzheige**xiade！
litingtingbanyequjiubahejiu，shuoshiaoyepifubuhaoyouheiyanquan，jiuxiangmailiangwanyigedemeirongyi！shuoyaoquchuheiyanquan！
jiuhongtamamaquhuagongchangdagong！
化学气体泄露！
taqinmayanjingjiubeixunxiale！
litingtingxianzaiquenazheigeshuoshi！
rangtahunhoubaqinmaganchujiamen！zishengzimie！
畜生啊！李婷婷！
chenpingan：“zheihun，wobujiele！”
pinganmaqienuodao：“pingan，biechaole，daxide……”
chenpinganrenzhelei：“ma，nibieguan，zheihun，wozhenbujiele！”
“litingting，nitamazhenbushiren！meiyouliangxin！”
李婷婷也怒了！
tayibazhangshanzaichenpinganlianshang！
“nitamazijimeibenshichuwodidefangchehecailiqian，haiyuanshangwole！feiwu！”
litingtingmalengxiao：“fanzhengxiangjiehunkeyi，nineigexiazimabixugunchuqu！zaijiaaishi，nidongma！”
litingtingbafuhe：“ganjinbahunqianxieyiqianle，buqianjiubiejiehunle，womentingtingqiangshouzheni！”
“gentafeineimehuaganma？chenpingan！niqianbuqian？buqianzheihunjiubiejiele！”
chenpingansuanshikanqinglelitingtingyijiadezuilian。
tajixiasisuileneizhanghunqianxieyi！
“jiegepi！zheihunlaozibujiele！bacailihaiwo！”
pinganma：“shibudeaerzi！kebieshuozheihunzhanghua。”
pinganmajinjinzhuazhuchenpingandegebo：“qinqipengyoudoulaile，zenmenengshuobujiejiubujiele？”
“erzi，nitingmade，makeyichuquzhu，qinjiashuodemeicuo，wozaijiashenmemangdoubangbushang，woyanxiale，huiaishide。”
lijiasanrenyitingdoumianseshaohaoxie。
chenpinganzheigexiazimahaisuandongdianshi！
kechenpinganzhandingjietiedishuodao：
“buxing！qulexifuwangleniangzheiyangde**shi**buchulai！”
“nigenwochulai。”pinganmazhuaizhechenpinganjiuwangwaituo。
chenpinganpamuqinshuaidao，zhihaochanzhemuqindaolewaimian。
……
酒店走廊的尽头。
muziliangzaiwaimianchuizhelengfeng。
pinganmazhuazhechenpingandeshoushuodao：“pingan！nizenmeyoufanhunle？tamenrangmachuquzhu，machuquzhujiuhaole。”
“buxing！ma，woburangnichuqu！niyangwozheimeda，xianzaiwoyangni，tianjingdiyi！”
pinganmayizhenxinwei，shenshoufushangleerzidelian：
“mazhidaonixiaoshun，kewoyigexiayanlaopozizainazhubuxing？”
“nianqingxiaoguniangdoubuyuanyihepopozhuyiqide，zanyaolijie。”
“mazuidadexinyuanjiushikannizaodianchengjialiye。”
“nandetingtingbuxianqizanmenjia，renzhangdeyoupiaoliang，duodiantiaojianyenanmian。”
“可是……”
“biekeshile，niyaoshibudaying，jiushirangmasiyebibushangyan。”
kanzhemuqinneizhangcangsangyoujiandingdelian，chenpinganshizaishuobuchujujuedehua。
zuihouyiyaoya：“hao！”
pinganmaluchulexiaorong：“zheijiuduile，zanmenkuaihuiqu。”
……
muzilianghuiqushi，luguoxishoujian，limianchuanlaishuxideshengyin。
“aiyachenzongnibieneimehoujia？hunshabienongzangle！”
“chenzong，ninzhanhao，woguixia~”
轰！
是李婷婷的声音！
ganzheizhongshihaixuanzaizheigeshihou？
“wojiushiyinweinichuanhunshacaiyouxingqu，nirangwoshuangyixia，wobaozhengzaijinishengzhi！”
shiyangguangdichandejinglichenfu！
litingtingjiuzaichenfuneilishangban。
踏马的！
litingtingganggangshuotashengzhile，shuozijipeibushangtale，cainalehunqianxieyibitaqianzi！
yuanlaishikaoguizhetian，caishengdezhi！
“草尼玛！”
qijidechenpinganyijiaochuaikaixishoujiandemen！