第2章 无耻作风,网络破局!

wuchizuofeng,wangluopoju!

huidaolenanzhouhuayuanxiaoqu,zheishishenxiandefangzi。

“neiwanneigenvrenruguobushiliuruyun,neidaodishisheini?”shenxianzuozaishafashang,xianrudaolehuiyizhong。

tazhijideneitianwanshangcanjiayigebanjiangdianli,bijingshiyinweinianqing,heduolezhihoujiuhuilefangjian。

banyedeshihou,yigeyaotiaodenvrenzuozaizijideshenshangfengkuangniudong。

tayizhiyiweineigenvrenshiliuruyun,xianzaikanlai,bingbushi。

xianzaizaizixiyihuiyi,shencaiyebushi。

neigenvren,mingxianyaobiliuruyunda,shencaiyehao,bingqiesihuzaiku?

keshitaweishenmeyaokuni?

mingmingshitazaituizijia。

yiqianshizijiyizhixianruweizhu,yinweiqingxingguolaihou,diyiyankandaodejiushiliuruyun,suoyitayizhiyiweineigeyuzijichanmiandenvrenjiushiliuruyun。

xianzaizixihuiyigezhongxijie,bingbushi。

neiwandaodifashengleshenme?

shenxianxianglehenjiu,doumeiyourenhedetouxu。

“ai,buxiangle,xianzhengqian,xianbayanqiandenanguanduguoqu,ranhouzaiquzhaota,yidinghuizhaodaode!”

shuolaiyekexiao,tachuangzuodeshiershougequsuiranmeiyoudabao,danzuishaokeyirangshenxianyibeiziyishiwuyou。danshenxianshigelianainao,jianggequbanquandeshouyiquanbudoujileliuruyun。

daoxianzai,zijikashanglianjiwankuaidecunkuandoumeiyou!

buguoxingyundeshi,dianfengshiqi,tahualejibaiwanjianlileshuyuzijidegaojiluyinshi。

gaojiluyinpengyongyouzuixianjindeshebeihezhuanyedeyinpinchulijihunyinjishu,zheixieshenxiandouhui。

“tiangoubisi,zhananyongsheng,silianainao。”shenxianbuxiedejifengleyijuyuanlaideziji。

yixiangdaobaqianwandeweiyuejin,tajiuxiongkouyiteng。

dansuihou,tajiuduiweilaichanshengleqidaigan。

zheigeshijieyudiqiuhenshixiangsi,danlishijinchengyouyouhendadebutong,yulexingyexiangbiyudiqiuyaoluohou。

naohaizhongdeneixiejiyi,baohandedongxifeichangduo。

yinle、yingshi、wenhua、yingxiaodeng!

zheixiedongxibandaozheigeshijie,jianzhijiushijiangweidaji!

“honghouyule,liuruyun,chenfeng,xiwangninenggoudangzhuwo!”shenxianziyanziyu。

husiluanxiangleyihuier,tajiuzoujinleluyinshi。

kaishizhunbeizijijuexinghoudediyishougequ。

“jiranshigangfenshou,neijiuyouyufenggezoudaodi,qinggejiaofudeweizhi,woyaodingle!”

zoujinleluyinshi,shenxiankaishiluge,qianqianhouhoululesangeduoxiaoshi,luzhilewushouge,shenxianduichengpinhenmanyi。

tashenzhiyouzhongganjuebiyuanchanghaiyaohao。

mangwanleyijingshiwanshangbadian,shushufufudexilegezao,dakaidianshi,kanzhezheigeshijiedexiangguanxinwen。

kanzhekanzhe,jiukandaolezijidegua。

tayixiazizuozhileshenqu。

dianshishangzhengbofangzhexinwenredian,zhuchirenzhengyansudeshuoyulexinwen。

“dajiahaijidesannianqiandeshenxianma?”

“genjuconghonghouyulededaodexiaoxi,liuruyunyijingtiaocao!”

“shenxiangenbenjiumeiyoucaihua,jinianqianxiedeshiershouge,bushitaxiede,ershitaqiequchenfengde。”

“xiamianshiwomenduichenfengheliuruyundecaifang。”

zhuchirenshuowan,jiujianghuamianqiedaolechenfengheliuruyunneili,errenbingpaizuozaiyiqi。

“chenfengxiansheng,ninnengshuoshuojutiqingkuangma?”zhuchirenwendao。

chenfengxiaoronghenrouhe,yanshenhenshishenqingdekanxiangleliuruyun:“wogenruyunqishirenshihenjiule,jinianqian,ruyunyoulexiangyaochudaodexiangfa,erwodangshizaiguowai,jiuxieleshiershougejiliuruyun,meixiangdaobeishenxianjiehuoleyouxiang,wogengmeixiangdaotajuranshuozheishiershougeshitaxiede!”

zhuchirenyifentianyingdeyangzi:“neinindangshiweishenmebuzhanchulaijiechuanshenxianni?”

chenfengxiaolexiao:“dangshiliuruyunganggangchudao,wobunengjijiao,wobuxiangliuruyunxianrudaoyulunzhong,ninzuoweiyulepindaodezhuchiren,yinggaizhidao,napabushitadecuo,danzheizhongyulunduiyigeganggangchudaodexiaonvhailaishuo,yijiushifeichangzhimingde。”

“liuxiaojie,shizheiyangdeqingkuangma?”zhuchirensuijijianghuatongdijileliuruyun。

liuruyundiandiantou:“woyeshizheiliangtiancaizhidaozheijianshide,ruguowobushikanleyouxiangjilu,woyijiumengzaiguli!”

zhuchirenhenshengqi:“zheimeshuo,shenxianxiebuchugegenbenjiushimeiyourenhecaihua,erbushichuchehuonaobushousun!”

liuruyundao:“shide!zheisannianlai,wofaxiantalianzuijibendelelizhishidoubudong,gengbietixiegele!woyeshibeimengbilehenjiu!”

zhuchirendiandiantou,suihouzhengshizhejingtou:“geweiguanzhongpengyoumen,shenxianshijian,honghouyule,jinbihuihuang,mingzhuyuleyijiyulongyulesidayulegongsiyijinglianhefabushengming,jueduibuhuiyunxushenxianzheiyangderenzaijinruyulequan!”

“jianzhijiushihaiqunzhima,ruguobushichenfengxianshengjishihuiguo,liuruyunxiaojiedeqiantujianghuibeichedihuidiao!”

shenxiankandaoxinwenhoudoujingdaile。

zheijiushizijiailesanniandeliuruyun?

zheijiushizijiyongxinhehusanniandeliuruyun?

zheishijieshangzenmehuiyouruciwuchideren?

tongshi,tayoukaishijiaojileqilai。

sidajutoudeyingxianglitashizhidaode,youqishilianhefabushengming,neimejiusuanzijizaiyoucaihua(diqiuquku),neiyemeinajiagongsiganyuzijihezuoa!

kongyouyishencaihua,quewuyongwuzhidi?

zhenghusiluanxiangjian,weixinhuranlaileyitiaoxinxi:“youchalaoshi,zaimangma?”

邮差是他的网名。

shenxiankandaoxinxideshihoulengleyixia,sannianle,tajuranjizijifaxinxile!

falaixinxide,shiqinggetianhouzhouwan!

dagaishisinianqian,meichuchehuoqian,tayouciouranjianshuazhibodeshihou,kandaolezhouwan,neishihoudetahaishiyigewangluozhubo,yichanggezhubodefangshichudaode,shenxianjuedetadeshengyinhentebie,bingqieyouzhongmomingdeshuxigan,yushijiuzhichuletachanggongshangcunzaideyixiebuzu,haibangmangxiuyixialepu。

errenyejiujialeweixin,buguohoulaisuizhezhouwankaishizouhongheshenxiankaishiyuliuruyunxianglian,errenjiuduanlelianxi。

jingjingdetangzaiduifangdeliebiaoli。

zhouwanshibuzhidaoshenxiandezhenshishenfen,zhizhidaotajiaoyoucha,errenxianxiayeconglaimeiyoujianguomian。

“haha,zhoutianhouhaojiubujian,youshenmezhishi?”shenxianhenshikeqidehuileyitiaoxinxi。

“fangbiantonggeyuyindianhuama?”zhouwanwendao。

shenxianngleyisheng:“fangbiande。”

yejiuershimiaozhong,zhouwandedianhuajiudaleguolai。

tadeshengyinfeichangdehaoting。

dianhuaneitouhuranchuanlaileyidaonaishengnaiqideshengyin:“mama……”

叮!

电话忽然挂断。

shenxianyiliandemomingqimiao。

周挽都有孩子了?

buyinggaia,tabushidanshendema?

lingwai,zhouwanzhangdezheimepiaoliang,najiajingcaijueyandeshaoye,nenggounaxiataa?

还是隐婚?

liangfenzhonghou,dianhuayoudaleguolai,tadeshengyinmingxianyouxiejinzhang:“youchalaoshibuhaoyisi,ganggangyoudianshiqing。”

“meishi,nishuo。”shenxianshuodao。

“youchalaoshi,womingtianzhunbeikaishouchangxianshangyanchanghuile,ninyaobuyaoguolaikankan,shunbianzhidianyixia?”zhouwanduishenxianfeichangdezunzhong。

“xianshangyanchanghui?zhiboma?”shenxianwendao。

“shide,woshicongxianshangzouhongde,zheijinianyeyizhimeiyoujubanguoyanchanghui,suoyishouciyanchanghui,wohaishizhunbeixianshang,suanshihuikuifensi。”zhouwanhuifudehenrenzhen,“dangnianyeshininzhidianlewodebuzu,jilewojianchixiaqudexinxin,henganxienin,suoyiwoyexiangyaoqingninlaicanjia。”

shenxianmouguangmingmieleyixia,naoguazixunsuzhuanleqilai。

guoneisidajutouyijingfengshaziji,neimezijizouwangluoluxian,caishizuihaodepojufangshi!

“zhunbeilejishouge?”shenxianwendao。

“liushou。”zhouwanhuifu。

shenxian:“zaijiayishouba,wodenghuijiniyishouxinge。”

zhouwandeyuqifeichangdekaixin,youxieqidaigan:“youchalaoshi,ninshuodeshizhendema?”

“ng,wodenghuijiujiangyinpinwenjianfajini,zuocizuoqubianquhunyinwodouhuizhenglihao。”shenxianshuodao。

zhouwan:“neizhendehenqidai。”

“lingwai,mingtianwomenzhibolianxianyiciba,woyezhunbeileyishouxinge。”shenxianshuodao。

“zhendema,neitaihaole,wohaibuzhidaoyouchalaoshizhangshenmeyangzini!”zhouwansihuhenxingfen,“neiwomingtiandenglaoshi!”

wenxindefangjiannei,guaduandianhua,zhouwanzhuanguotou,niaidekanzheyigefendududexiaonvhai,rouleroutadenaodai:“qingqingzhenguai。”

xiaonvhaidagailiangzhousuizuoyoudeyangzi,yangqitou,naishengnaiqidewendao:“mama,niganggangshigensheizaidadianhuaya,shibabama?”

zhouwanrourouyixiao:“bushie,qingqing,womenchidangaoba。”

jintianshiqingqingliangzhousuishengri。

qingqingtaiqitou,zhabazhekalanzidayanjing:“mama,zhaobaba。”

taganggangguoliangzhousui,biaodadebingbulianguan。

danzhouwanquezhidao,tashizaiwen,shenmeshihoudaizijizhaobaba。

zhouwanrourouyixiao,jiangdangaodidaoleqingqingdemianqian:“shigaijinizhaogebabale。”

erjieshuhuihuadeshenxianzeshidakailediannao,jizhouwanzhunbeixinge。

taqiaoxiasangezi——《shebude》!

shoudaoyinpinwenjiandezhouwanchangshizhechangleyixiaoduan,suihoujingweitianren!

yinweitafaxian,shenxianjizijidezheishougewanmeideqihelezijideyinseheyinyu!

“rongrong,mingtiandeyanchanghui,zaijiayishouge,genyinlelaoshimenshuoyixia,pailianhao!”zhouwanbotonglezhushoudedianhua。

“wanwan,douyijingzhunbeihaolea,turanzaijiayishouxinge,banzoulaoshimendejiezouhuiluan!”zhushoujimangquanshuo。

zhouwanshuodao:“meiguanxi,tamendaoshihouzhiyaoduizhejianpuyuanyuanbenbendeyanzoujiuxing!”