第5章
xiaxinyibeiheleyitiao，jimangcongshenshangtaochuyipingfanglangpenwuji：“selang，ni......nibieguolai！”
“biejidong，woshidouniwanerde。”lufanshuowan，yipiguzuozailezhuozipang，naqiyigemitaokenleqilai。
xiaxinyiyijiubuganfangsongjiebei，zaiduhuifuqinglengdeqizhidao：“lufan，suiranwomenyijinglinglejiehunzheng，danniyinggaizhidao，woshiyinweibuxiangrangyeyeshangxin，caidayingjiajinide，suoyiwoxiwangninengzunzhongwo。”
“meiwenti。”lufanyibiankenzhemitao，yibiandiantoudao。
xiaxinyihuanhelexiashensedao：“jiranwomenyihouyaozaitongyigewuyanxiashenghuo，woxiangheniyuefasanzhang。”
“diyi，womensuiranyoufuqizhiming，quewufuqizhishi，suoyiwanghounishuichuang，wodadipu，buxuduiwodongshoudongjiao。”
“dier，duiyudiyideyueding，woxiwangnixiangyeyebaomi，shengdetashangxin。”
“disan，meiyoujingguowodeyunxu，nibunengdongwodesirenwupin，baokuotieshenyifu，yashuadengshenghuoyongpin。”
lufanzaidunaqiyimitaoguokenleqilai，hanhubuqingdedao：“keyi，wodoudayingle，buguowoyeyaogenniyuefasanzhang。”
“nishuo。”xiaxinyiwusuoweidedao。
lufanshuqiyigenshouzhidao：“diyi，mafanniyihoubuyaochuantaixinggandeyifuzaiwomianqian，birusiwa，youqishirousesiwa，wopawokongzhibuzhuwojiji。”
xiaxinyidunshiyizheng，haiyiweishizijitingcuole。
这是什么奇葩约定？
“dier，suiranwoshibeilaotouzijianmaijinixiajiadeshangmennvxu，buguowozheigerenbijiaozibei，wanghouzaiwairenmianqian，nibixuweihuwozuoweinanrendemianzi。”
“disan，dengwoxianghaolezaishuo。”
xiaxinyihenbudeyongzijiyimierdedazhangtuichuaisita。
yeyejilenishifubaqianduowanjiazhuang，zheihaijiaojianmai？
zaishuojiunizheihoulianpi，yejiaozibei？niyaoshizibei，zheigeshijieshangjiumeiyouzibeiderenle。
buguotahaishilenglengdao：“keyi，zhishizenmeyangcaijiaoweihunidemianzi？”
lufanliezuiyixiao：“henjiandan，woyouxuyaodeshihou，nibixubiaoxianchufuchangfusui，wenrouzhanrendeyangzi，anhaoshiwoaichimitao。”
“你去死吧！”
xiaxinyizaiyetingbuxiaqule，taiqizijiyimierdedazhangtuijiuchaotachuaiqu。
zuikaishijiandaozheijiahuodeshihou，tahaiyiweiduifangshizhengjingren，meixiangdaorucihouyanwuchi。
huoxushidihua，tashenxingyigelieju，dunshizhongzhongshuaidaozaidi，zhiganjuepigudoukuaishuaichengbabanerle。
dengdaozhanqilaihou，tayouqiyounudedao：“nigangcaizenmebufuzhewo？”
“nibushishuobuxuwoduinidongshoudongjiaoma？wokeshigeyaneryouxinderen。”lufanyibenzhengjingdedao。
xiaxinyichedibengkuile：“gun，mashangjiwogunchuqu！”
lufanbujinyilianwugudedao：“aiaiai，xiaxiaojie，womenbushijiaoliudetinghaodema？nishuodetiaojianwodoudayingle，zenmelundaowotitiaojiannijiufanlianle。”
“nanbuchengshiwomenjiaoliudebugoushenru？yaobuyaogengshenrudejiaoliuyixia？”
“砰！”
tadehuagangshuowan，xiaxinyizhuaqiyigezhentoujiuchaotazalai。
lufanjimangliuchufangjian，ganghaokandaoyigezhongniannanzimiansebushandekanzheziji。
“wojiaoxiamingchuan，shixinyidefuqin，quwofangjianyixia！”zhongniannanzilenglengdao。
lufangenzhetajinleyijianshufang，xiamingchuanshengqilingrendezhishizheta：“wojiukaimenjianshanle，woxiamingchuandenvershibukenengjiajinide，yinweinipeibushangta！”
“zheishiyizhangzhipiao，shuzisuibiantian，zhiyaonilikaiwonver。”
tajiangyizhangzhipiaoheyizhibididaolelufanmianqian。
“shuohuasuanshu？”lufanyanjingyiliang。
“woxiamingchuanzaitianhaishiyeshiyoutouyoulianderen，yikoutuomoyigeding！”xiamingchuanyanzhongshanguoyimobuxie。
guoranshigeqionggui，yitidaoqianjiuzangbuzhuhuliweibale。
“好，我填。”
lufannaqibizaizhipiaoshangxiexiayichuanshuzi，ranhoudijilexiamingchuan。
xiamingchuanlengxiaozhejieguolaiyikan，liansedunshirutongchilecangyingyiyangnankan。
999999999.99yuan！
lufanyilianrenchuwuhaidedao：“xiabofu，zheidianxiaoqianduinilaishuomeiwentiba？”
“我祝你们幸福！”
xiamingchuanlianpanghenhenchouchuleyixia，jiangzhipiaosisuihoutouyebuhuidelikaile。
lufanbujinyouxieshiwangdetanlekouqi：“zheirenzenmezheiyanga，shuohuabusuanshu。”
ciriyizao，xiaxinyidaizhelufanqujixiaweiguoqingan。
xingxushizuowanshuaileyijiaodeyuangu，xiaxinyizouqilulaizishihenshiguaiyi。
xiaweiguojiangzheiyimujinshouyandihou，sixiaofeixiaodedao：“kanlainimenzuowangoutongdebucuo，jixujiayou，yaochishenmebupinjinguanshuo，wolaianpai。”
yingshanglaoyezidemuguang，xiaxinyizhidaotawuhuile，qiaolianyire，keyemeiyoujieshi。
xiaweiguoyoudao：“xiaofan，xinyi，wozhaorensuanguole，jinqiderizidoubutaishihejiehun，zheiyangba，nimenxiandinghun，shijianjiuzaisantianhoudeshangwu，yeyebaozhengjinimenbandepiaopiaoliangliangde。”
“yeye，womendoutingninde。”xiaxinyiguaiqiaodedao。
lufanshangqianjilaoyezibaleyixiamai：“yeye，ninsuiranbeiwojiulehuilai，buguoshentiliyoubushaoanshang，yihuierwoquzhuadianyaotininbubu。”
“shizu，ninyaozhuayaodehuakeyiquwodeyaodian，yaocaibishimianshangdedouqiquan。”
yipangdezhenwangqizhengyangxiaozheshuoleyiju，youdijilelufanyizhangmingpian：“zheishiwoyaodiandedizhihelianxifangshi。”
lufanjieguohou，xiaweiguoniutouchongxiaxinyidao：“jinilaogongzainidegongsianpaigezhiwei，linggongzibuganhuodeneizhong！”
“zhiyugongzima，yigeyuesanshiwanba，erqiehaibunengyueshuxiaofan，taxiangqushangbanjiuqushangban，xiangzaijialishuidajuejiuzaijialishuidajue。”
“yeye......”xiaxinyiwuyuzhiji，xindaoyeyeduizheijiahuoyetaihaoleba。
xiaweiguolianseyichen：“niyouyijian？”
“没有。”
夏心仪连忙摇头。
chiguozaocanhou，xiaxinyidaizhelufanjiuchumenle。
cheshang，xiaxinyilenglengkanzhelufandao：“dengqulegongsi，buxunishuochuwomendeshenfen。”
“womenshenmeshenfen？”lufanxiaoxixidedaliangzheta。
yishenqianheisedezhiyetaozhuang，genbenwufazhezhutafengyuqifudeshencaiquxian。
youqishineiduigaosongdebaoman，suishidouyoukenenghuzhiyuchu。
erneishuangbaixiruxuededazhangtui，jinguanzaicheneiweiquzhe，yijiuxiandexiuzhangyuanrun。
极品啊！
chajuedaolufanbulaoshidemuguang，xiaxinyiqiaolianyire，henhendengletayiyan：“gunxiaqu！”
bangexiaoshihou，beiyuweitianhaishisandahuazhuangpinjutougongside——shengluolai，zhengzhizhaopinshijian。
fangyanwangqu，rentouyongdong。
lufancongyiliangchuzuchezhineizouchuhou，kanzhemianqiandebaimigaoloumeihaoqidedao：“zheigenvrenhaizhenshishugoupiqidea，shuofanlianjiufanlian，wobujiuwenleyiju，yiyanbuhejiubawoganxiachele，hairangwozijidacheguolai。”
jiuzaizheishi，yiliangbaomasanxicongyuanchukailai，huanhuantingzailetashenpang。
suizhechemendakai，liangdaolinglufanyanedeshenyingzoulechulai：“aiyowei，zheibushilufanme？nibuqusongwaimaizenmepaozheierlaile？”