【饿饿～脑袋～】
【百合，贴贴】
【suoyoujiaosejieyichengnian，wubuliangzhuxian】
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偏僻的小巷。
chengnianrenkuailexiaoshangdiannei。
linlangmanmudeerciyuanxiaoshouban，qizhongbufashenhe、xiaocaoshen、paofuxiaoguifufu、yiqijiaoluodetoudingdimiandexiaofufu…
qingnianlaobankaozaiyizi，quanshenguanzhuganyuanshen，sihaomeiyouchajuedaoshenhoudezhanshijunei，duoleyizhishouban，haishibaimaoxiaoluolikuanshi。
“o...touhaotong。”
“haoxiangyaozhangxiaonaole...”yunyuhuanglehuangnaodai，roulerouyanzheicaiqingxinglejifen。
下一瞬。
她愣住了。
kanzhezhouweidetoumingboli，chengniandemuguangbengchuyisiyihuo，siyiweizijiyanhua。
tayouroulerouyanjing，tongguobolimianyinyinkandaoleyizhichaomengchaokeaideerciyuanluoli。
yunyubochunweidong，buyouzizhupingjia，“zheikazilandayanjing，zheiroushundebaifa，zheijingdiandedaimao，zheigaojideyoutailian，zheipiaoliangdexiaobaiqun，zheipingpingwuqidefeijipai...”
“zhenshiyigewanmeideshoubana。”
gangshuowan，tamengranchajuehaoxiangnalibuduijing。
zheikeaidexiaoshouban，haoxiang...？
tayanleyankoushui，xiaoshoudazhanmoxiangzijideguanghuadexiaoliandan，chuganfeichangbang，youzhongyiwuliushuixian，ebushijigewdedingjishougan。
“hulahula，meilidongrenkeaiwudideshoubanluoli，gongxinibangdinglequanyuzhouzuishanliangzuilihaizuimeilideluolikongxitong，budui，shiluoliyangchengxitong，suzhuniyudaobentong，nikaixinma～”
hurannaohailiwengwengzuoxiang，yunyudaidailenglehaojiu，nulihuixiangqizheidaodishizenmeyihuishi。
嗯...
tazhijidezijizaishoushutai，ranhoujile。
qitajidebushihenqingchu。
“suzhuniwanglenibeikachechuangchuanglema？ranhounijiuzhuanshengchengweilexiaoshoubanna，shibentongjiudenie，rangnizhonghuiyishi，bubixiewo～”
xitongjiaoaoditixingleju。
“kache？chuanyue？shouban？”
yunyuxiaolianliuluchuyisimimang，zheichuanyueniannianyou，jinnianlundaozijile？
不是，穿越就穿越。
穿越成手办！？？
还能再离谱一点吗？
tayiji，zuanzhexiaoquantouxiangyaotuikaizhanshijudeboli，queshiwensibudong，tuibukaiyidian。
jifanwuguo，yunyuzhinengqiuzhuyuxitong，“weizayuxitong，niyoushenmebanfarangwochuquma？”
“shenweixitong，niyinggaiweibensuzhufuwuba？”
xitongyuqilveyoubuman，“nicaizayu，woshihaoxitong，hanwoxitongjiejiewojiunichuqu。”
kelianwuzhudeyunyuxuanzeletuoxie，jiaodidimaimeng，“xitongjiejie，jiujiuwobei。”
xitong：“dadianshengmeitingqing。”
“系统姐姐～”
xitongbiaoshihenmanyi，danjichuleyigerangyunyushunjianhongwendehuifu。
“mingmingzhizhongziyouyuanfen。”
yunyuxiaolianzhanghong，qidegangxiangkaima，huranjiandaomenkouwaizoujinleyigezheyanyanshidenvhai。
mojing、kouzhao、yijiannankuanshideheisefengyi，danbaoluzaiwaideshouhexiexupifu
zheirangyuenvwushudeta，dangjijiupanduanzheishiyigechaojihaokangdedameinv。
“老板...”
“有新货吗？”
kouzhaoshaonvsidanxinbeirenchu，tediyazheshengxian，muguangtouguomojingsaoshidianneidexiaoshouban。
“又是你啊。”
haizaiganyuanshendeqingnianlaobanzhanqishen，yilianyihan，“buhaoyisi，haimeijinxinhuo。”
tarendeyanqianzheigenvhai，jingchanglaizijiadianmaishouban、wanju，xiaofeidejinedadaoleshijigew。
qiedianlidedongxidouyibeimailegebian。
zheigeyouqiannvhaizheigeyueyijingshidiqitianlaizheilile，meicidoudatanyoumeiyouxinhuo。
laobanyiwei，duifangyinggaiyouyaodashisuowang，bianzuoxialaizhunbeijixuganyuanshen。
“laoban，neilibushiyouxinhuoma？”
shaonvtaishouzhixiangzhanshiju。
laobanyileng，shunzhetashouzhifangxiangwangqu，zhuyidaolezhanshijuneidebaimaoxiaoluolishouban。
shenweilaoerciyuandeta，yiyankanchuzheishoubanbujiandan，jingmiaojuelundezuogong，zuiweijingqideshineiquyuerciyuanyuxianshidexiexumenglonggan，henrongyiwurenweizheishisuoxiaohoudebaimaoxiaoluoli。
青年老板心中一惊。
zheimewanmeideshoubannalaide？
yemeijiaoseduideshanghaoya...
“laoban，zheigeduoshaoqian？”
“wojiuyaotale。”shaonvmubiaomingque。
laobanyanshenshanshuo，lianshangduimanlexiaorong：
“niyeshilaogukele，yinggaikandechuzheigeshoubandejingqiaoba，meicuozheibianshiguowaidingjiandashidexinzuo，wohuafeile...”
tahaiweishuochuduoshaoqian，jiujianshaonvshuqishouzhang，baqikaijia，“shiwan，bunengzaiduole。”
laobanxinzhongyizhen，shiwan？
我焯！赚麻了！！
tayebuxiangzaitaijiakengzheigelaoyonghule，xinrandayinglexialai，bianzhunbeiququchushouban。
“buyong，wozijilai。”
shaonvhuilehuishou，ziguzizoudaoyunyumianqian，qingqingjiangtawozaishouzhong，zhuangjinlekoudaili。
suihouyiyanbufalikailezheijiadian。
“shiwan，baizhuanlehahahaha！”
“jintianzhenshizougoushiyunle！”
qingnianlaobanxingfenbuyi，suishuotayereaierciyuan，danbunengweileshoubanlianqiandoubuyaoba？
赚了！血赚！
……
tangzaimenredekoudailideyunyu，xiaolianreqitengtengde，xinsuizheshaonvdezoudongputongputongzhitiao。
“wu...zheishifupoya！”
“wuhu，zhenshiwanmeikaiju...”
tasuiranjibuzhuchuanyueqiandehenduoshi，dankezainaozilidednagaosuta，fupodebeiwoxiangxiangruanruan，bangshangyizhibuchouchichuan。
富婆，嘿嘿…
yunyuyijinghuanxiangqidabieshu、nvyong、youqianyoushideqianjinxiaojie，zijixianzaibushishishoubanbuzhongyaola，fanzhengyouzayuxitong，zheidianxiaowentiyinggaihenrongyijiejueba，zheibeiziyinggaihenkuaileba～
٩(๑^o^๑)۶
“xiesuzhudenghuibuyaokubizie。”
“nidefupojiejiehaoxiang...heihei...”
xitongzheishimaochulai，shuolexiebuhaotingdehua。
“zayuxitong！nibiexiangdihuiwodefupo，tahuaqianmaiwohuijia，nengyoushenmehuaixinsini？”
yunyuqigugu，zaixinzhongbishizheigezayuxitong，yidianhaochuyebujiziji，bangdinglegenmeibangdingside，haiburufupojiejiehao...
“de，hengheng。”xitongqijibaihuaixiaxian。
“denghuiyounikudeshihou…”
半小时后。
shaonvlaidaoleyidonggongyu，xiangzhitouxingbeifaxiandexiaomaomi，jicongcongdipaoshanglou。
dakaiketingmen，tazhijiefansuo，chongjinlefangjianli，jiangkoudailideshoubanfangdaochuangshang。
“hu，zhongyuhuilaile。”
yunyubuganqingjuwangdong，bijingzijihaishixiaoshouban，wanyibeirennaquqiepianjiubuhaowanle…
tasaoshiyiquanfangjiandebuzhi。
qiangmianmanshierciyuandehaibao，shenmeqingyinshaonv，shenmelvcongchuyin，shenmexushanzhenxun。
yijichuangshangbaimanlexuduozhiaidingtoudaolixitoudefufu，neiruizhidemoyangchunmengchunmengda。
“yi...zenmemeiyoushoubanni？”tasaobianlezhenggefangjian，jingqidifaxianjuranmeiyoubiedeshouban。
buguoyunyumeiyouduoxiang，yexudouzangqilailenie，neitajiushizuikeaideshoubanbushima？
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