第一章
beiliufangguowaisinian，wohuiguozuodediyijianshi，jiushicanjiadinghunyan。
wocongweixiangguohetingyannengcanrendaorucidibu，dangniantaqinshoubawosongchuguo，rujinyourangwodiyishijianhuiguojianzhengtadexingfu。
haohuadeyanhuitingzhongrenshengdingfei，daduoyangyizhexiqi。
wozhidaocishiwodebiaoqingkendinghennankan，queyizhibuleneixiangkudechongdong。
taishangneibeizhongrenzhufu、beixianhuacuyongdeweihunfuqi。
yigeshiwoxiangchuduoniandeguimi。
erlingyige，shiwodexiaoshu。
huanhushengzhongwoshineimedegegeburu，wuyijianhehetingyanduishideyiyan，wofanzheleiguangdemouziyingrutadeyanlian。
taxianeryijiandizhenglezheng，suijidandandenuokaiyanshen，kanxiangshenpangxiaoyeruhuadelinqinghe，manyandoushiwenrou。
dangniandehetingyan，yehuixiangzheiyangkanzhewo。
mengjiahehejiashiduonianlaideshijiao，hetingyandawobasui，shiwodezhangbei，yeshiwodexiaoshu。
xiaoshihou，wohaibuhuishuohuadeshihou，jiunianhuhudezhiyaotabao，houlaizaidayidian，daolehuichitangdenianji，yezongainianzaitahoumianpao。
suoyourendouxixue，hejiagongzishenhougenlegenianrendenaiwawa。
piantazhilanyushu，duiwoyechongnidejingtian，wulunshenmeyaoqiu，douyiyimanzu，jihushijiangwotengdaolingrenxinxiandedibu。
zhidaohoulai，wofumuyinchehuoshuangwang，mengjialuobai，woyebeisongdaogueryuanbuzhisuozong。
hejiayijingzaiwaizhaolemengjiadeyiguduonian，yijiuyiwusuohuo。
kezaihetingyanchengniandediyitian，taqijibandizhaodaolewo。
houlaiwowenta，ruguozhaobudaowo，tahuizenmeban。
tazongshixiaozherourouwodetoufa，“buhuizhaobudao，yinweixiaoshuzhaobianquanshijie，yehuizhaodaowodexiaoruqi。”
tagaosuwo，wohetademingyun，shishangtianzhudingde。
wohetabiranhuizaicixiangyu。
erwoquemeiyougaosuta，conggueryuanzaicijiandaotadediyimianqi，wojiuzaiyebuganxin，zhibuyujiaotaxiaoshu。
beijiedaohejiazhudezheiduanqijian，woguodebingbusuanhao。
huoxushizaigueryuanguodetaiyayi，youhuozheshiwoqianyishilishizhongmeiyouwangdiaoneiduantongkudehuiyi，yeliwozongshipinpinyinweimengyanxinglai，doushibabamamagaizhebaibuchuxianzaiwoyanqiandechangjing。
wozongshihuizaiemengzhongjingxing，erhouyigerenbaozhexigaiduozaifangliku，ermeimeizheishihou，hetingyanjiuhuituikaiwodefangmen，wenroudejiangwobaozaihuaili。
taneishiyijingzaijieshoujiaye，mingminghenmangquecongweixiangguobawojibierenyang，meitianzhunshizhundianhuijiapeiwo，wanshanggengshibucixinlaodihongwoshuijue、peiwocongchuangshanghouyingjizhangaizhongzouchulai。
zheiyipeiban，jiushijiunianshijian。
shiliusuidewokanzhetayingjunerliluodecelian，wushucijiangshaonvmanzhongjiewendehuamianhuanzuowoheta。
shiqisuidewozaiwushugeshenye，tahongwanwoshuijuelikaihou，youhuitoutoupaqilai，yibiyibixiexiawushufengcongweisongchuqudeqingshu。
shibasuidewochengnianle，yezuoleyijianzuidadandeshiqing。
neitiantahezuiletangzaishafashang，woyongshijuantoutougaizhutayanjing，erhoutouqinleta。
wohaimeizaizheizhongdandabaotiandexingjingzhonghuiguoshenlai，xiayimiao，shijuandiaoluozaidi，wozhuangshangtaqinglengeryouzhenjingdeshuangmou。
neiyike，woxiangguowushuzhongkeneng。
tahuoxuhuimawo，jiaoyuwo，zaihuozhe，taqishiyexihuanwo，huidayingwo。
danwoweidumeixiangdao，tashenmeyemeishuo。
diertian，zhijiejiangwosongdaoleguowai。
zheiyiliufang，jiushizhengzhengsinian。
meiyoudaan，queyoushitadedaan。
sinianjian，wojihetingyanfaguowushuciduanxin、daguowushutongdianhua，tadeshengri、wodeshengri、fengnianguojie……
taconglaimeiyouhuifuguowo，yicidoumeiyou。
wodechulianxiangshineigebeilazhuchuodeqianchuangbaikongdedangao，yidianyebutimian。
danwohaiyoulinqinghe，wocongxiaodaodaweiyideguimi。
zaiwogushendaizaiyiguo，wuzhudeneixienian，tashizhongzaidayangbianyuwobaochilianxi。
dasineinian，tagaosuwotatanlenanpengyou。
tashuonanpengyoubitada，danchengshuwenzhong，shuaidaojingpotianji，erqiehenhuitengren。
tazongshihewofenxiangnanpengyoudediandiandidi，jiwokantaweitazhunbeidemantianyanhua，angguiliwu，jianjianyongxin，yangyangyongqing。
wozhongxindizhufuta，quemeixiangdao，neigerenshiwoxihuanleneimeduoniandehetingyan。
ruguotakeyijieshoubitaxiaodenvsheng，neigeren，weishenmeweidubunengshiwo。
dinghunyandaoleweisheng，huiguoshenshiwoyijingleiliumanmian，zhouweiderenyouxiezhenjingdekanzhewo，ertaishangdehetingyanlianseweibian。
ganggangjieshutabianzoulexialai，jiangwodaililebeiweiguandejiongjing，zhishitadeyuqiquehenlengdan。
“buyaozaidinghunyanshangdiulian，zhouweihenduomeiti。”
womolebayanlei，zhengzhengdikanzheta。
haimeilaidejishuoshenme，linqinghebianzouleguolai。
“tingyan，nixianquzhaodaibinkeba，ruqizheieryouwo。”
hetingyanzheixienianbenjiubimianhewoxiangchu，cikegengbuhuijujue。
tadianlediantou，yiyandoumeikanguo，zhuanshenlikai。
“ruqi，nizenmele，bukaixinme？”
hetingyanyizou，linqinghejiuyigaifangcaidewenrou，xiaoyingyingdiwenwo，kezuijiaomeishaojinshushitiaoxin，“jintiankeshiwodinghunderizi，nibushiyizhihenqidaikandaojintianma？”
“nimingmingzhidaowoxihuanta。”
ruguoshuoyiqianwobudongdelinqinghejiejinwodemude，kerujin，woyijingyimuleran。
woshengyinshaya，yishuangtonghongdemouzilenglengdikanzhelinqinghe。
tazhishiweiweiyileng，xuanjiyijiushidetidexiaorong：“keshitabuxihuanni，zhixihuanwo，zenmebanni？”
shuowan，tayouchaowoliangleliangshoushangdejiezhi：“yanshume？”
当然眼熟。
wodexiongqiangtengdelihai，lianhuxidoukunnan，yishuangyansuansetonghong。
zheishiwozaiguowaidushushi，linqingherangwotitaxuande。
tadeyudiaotingshangquneimetianmi，xiaoyingyingdibaituowozheigezuihaodepengyouweitatiaoxuandinghunjiezhi，woziranyiburongci。
danwoquewanwanmeixiangdao，zuihouneigenanxingdeduijie，huidaizaihetingyanshoushang。
weiliyizhenfanyong，woqingbaizhelianse，queyijuhuayeshuobuchulai。
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