【geweijunnanjingnv，weilenindeguanyingtiyan，guanyingqianqingjiangnaozibaocunzaicichu！likaishizixingquhui！】
【wanghoukan100zhang，chaojihaokan！buhaokanhuilaimawo！】
平行世界。
蓝星，龙国。
shengshiyulegongsidalounei。
cikedexiaochenzhengzhanzaixishoujiandejingzimianqian，kanzheyanqianzheizhangnianqingdemianpangyouxiechushen。
yinweijiuzaiganggangbujiu，tafaxianzijichuanyuele。
qianshilianxujigeyebanlianzaoban，zhongyuzaijintianzaoshangcusizailegongweishang。
xiangbixianzaigongsiyinggaitingrenaodeba？
ranerhuobudanxing，wuloupianfenglianyeyu。
chuanyueguolaidezheijushentishiyigelianxishizhangliangnianbandelianxisheng。
dangchugongsishiyinweitadezheifuzhangxiangqianleta，dansheizhidaoliangnianbandeshijian。
chang、tiao、rap、lanqiutashiyigedoumeixuehui。
shenzhilianyige20xiandexiaotoumingdousuanbushang，shuoshisurendouhaobuweiguo。
gongsiziranyejiubuyuanyizaihuagengduodeziyuanqulangfeizaitashenshang。
gengrangtananshoudeshidangtadakaishoujichakanyuedeshihoufaxianshenshangzhishengkeliande23.32yuanle，chigezhujiaofandouhaicha6mao7。
xiaochenningkaishuilongtou，pengleyibalengshuizaizijilianshanghenhendicuoleyiba。
zhengzhidongtian，binglengdeshuihenkuaibianrangtazhenggerendouqingxinglebushao。
naozizhongzhiqianhunluandejiyiyezhongyuzaicikebeitashuliqingchule。
zijisuochudeshijiemingweilanxing，hezijisuozaidediqiujihukeyishuoshipingxingshijie。
danbutongdeshi，diqiushangxuduojingdianmingzhu、mingquzheigelanxingshangbingmeiyou。
zaixiaochenkanlaizheigelanxingdeyulechanyeduizijilaishuojianzhijiushiyipianhuangmo。
xiangyaoyoufanzuoweijianzhitaijiandanle，zhiyaodanggewenchaogongjiukeyile。
xiangdaozheixiaochenyebuzaijiujiezheixiesuosuidexiaoshile，xianzaiduitalaishuodedashishixianquxiangbanfazhuandianqiantianbaoduzi。
jianglianshangdeshuiziquanbucaganhou，bianmaibuchaozhegongsidamensuozaidefangxiangzouqu。
...
ercishidalouwaimian，yimingshenzheheiseyurongfudezhongniannanrenzhengdunzailubiandingzhedaloumenkou，shuangshoubuduandicuozhe。
tashiyidangzongyijiemu《yunideliange》depianchangzhuli，daoyanjitaanpaiderenwushixunzhaoyigesurennanjiabin，rangzhenggezongyinenggengjiajiediqiyixie。
zhisuoyidunzaizheilishiyinweishengshiyuleshidangqianlongguozuidadeyulegongsi，meitianlaizheilimianshidesurenhenduo。
cishitayijingzaizheilidunleyou2geduoxiaoshile，danbingmeiyoukandaoyigenengrangtamanyidesuren。
zhidaoyigeshangshenbaiseduankuanyurongfu，xiashenqiansezhitongniuziku，shengaoyue180denanshengchuxianzaitadeshixianzhongshi，tademouziyixiazijiuliangleqilai。
cishixiaochenhaizhouzhemeitouzaishoujishangkanzheyounaxierijiedexiaoshigong，yidaoshenyingturanjiudangzailezijishenqian。
xiaochentaitoukanzhelairen，faxianduifangyezaidaliangziji。
erzaijinjulidekandaoxiaochenhou，zhulidelianshanggengshiyizhibuzhudegaoxing。
meiqingmuxiu、ganjingqingshuang、bilianggaoting、yanshenshensui，zheibuzhengshizijixiangzhaodewanmeisurenxingxiangma？
“e，neigeqingwenniyoushima？meishidehuakeyirangyirangma？”
xiaochenkanzheyanqianderen，buyoumeitouweicu，zheirendangzaizijimianqianyebushuohua，jiuzheimezhigougoudekanzheziji，yanshenzhongshenzhihaitouluchuyigukewang。
怕不是什么变态吧？
takeshizhidaoyulequanyouxielaoyaoguainannvtongchi，erqiejiuxihuantazheizhongnianqingshuaiqide。
“额，咳咳。”
zhuliyefaxianzijidexingweiyouxiebutuo，kesouliangshenghuanjieganga，suihoukaikou。
“nihao，woshizongyijiemu《yunideliange》degongzuorenyuan，womenmuqianzhengzaixunzhaoyiweisurennanjiabin，yinweigangcaikandaonidegefangmianqizhidoufeichangfuhewomendeyaoqiu，xiangyaoqingnicanjiawomendejiemu。”
tingdaoduifangdehuahou，xiaochendenaohaizhongyetongshifeisudezaisousuozheguanyuzheibufendexinxi。
henkuaibianyoulejieguo，yedunshileran。
zheigejiemuqunianbochudeshihoufanxianghaitingdade，zhibuguoyinweisuoyoudejiabinquanbudoushimingxingdawan。
zhenggejiemuquanbuchongchizheyigunongnongdezuoxiugan，daozhizuihoufengpingbingbushihenhao。
meixiangdaoxianzaidierjijingranhaizhendeyaohuansurenshangqu，daoyesuandeshangshiyigeyuanyitingquguanzhongyijiandejiemuzu。
不过。
恋爱？
呵！狗都不谈！
shangyishichigouleniumadeku，dangle30duoniandemalou，haoburongyinenggouzhonghuoyici。
xianzaigangchuanyuejiuxiangrangwochiaiqingdeku。
he~tui!
没门！！！
“neigebuhaoyisi，wozanshi...”
【ding！suzhubangdingchenggong，zhengzaiweisuzhupipeixitong...】
【ding！pipeichenggong！lianaixianyanbaoxitongyijihuo。】
kenengbuheshijigezihaimeiyoulaidejishuochukou，naohaizhongbianchuanlaileyidaojixieshidenvshengdaduanlexiaochendehua。
dunshixiaochendeyanjingyeliangleqilai。
wojiushuoganjueshaoledianshenme，tongzinizhongyulaile！
xiaochenganmangzainaohaizhongchangshigoutong。
‘tongge！tongge！nidouyouxieshenmeniupidegongneng？’
【ding！benxitongxuyaosuzhucanjialianaizongyishi，tongguozishenxingweishoujiguanzhongqingxuzhi，qingxubodongyueda，qingxuzhihuoquyueduo，qingxuzhikeyongyuchoujianghuodegezhongjiangli。】
【mei100wandianqingxuzhikeyijinxingyicichoujiang，jiangpinneirongfengfuduoyang，qingsuzhuzixingtansuo。】
【ding！weisuzhufafangxinrendalibao，shifoukaiqi？】
‘开开开！’
xiaochenxingfendezainaohaizhongdahandao。
【ding！xinshoudalibaoyikaiqi，gongxisuzhuhuode：dingjichuyi！】
yishunjian，daliangdexinxiyongruxiaochendenaohaizhizhong。
chuan、lu、yue、su、zhe、min、xiang、huibadacaixidegezhongpengrenfangshiyuanyuanbuduandeguanshujinxiaochendenaohaizhong。
shenzhijiulianyixiefeiyidecaixizaiyequanbudounangkuozaineile。
haobukuazhangdeshuo，xianzaizhiyaoxiaochenxiang，tashenzhinengyigerenzuoyizhuomanhanquanxichulai。
什么恋爱狗都不谈！
从现在起，我肖晨！
就是系统的舔狗！
汪汪汪！
yipangdezhulikandaoxiaochenshuohuashuoyiban，ranhoulianshangdebiaoqingzaijimiaozhongdeshijianneikeweifengfuduocai。
danrengjiuhaishichushengxunwendao。
“neige，buhaoyisi，niganggangxiangshuoshenme？”
huiguoshendexiaochenzaicikandaozhulideshihou，xinzhongbuyouanzigankai。
zheinalishishenmebiantai，zheijianzhijiushiwoshengmingzhongdeguirena！
dangjiyibajinjinwozhuleduifangdeshou。
“wozhenshidengnidengdehaokua！nizenmexianzaicailaia！zheijiemuwocanjiale，bixucanjia！”
tingdaoxiaochendehuida，zhulilengleleng，suihoulianshangbiaoqingyeshunjianbiandeshifenxingfen，yonglingwaiyizhishoujinjindewozhulexiaochendeshou，liangrensimuxiangdui，xingxingxiangxi。
“e，buguowowenyixia，canjiajiemuyougongzima？”
suiranyoulexitong，danbijingxianzaihaimeifahuizuoyong。
renzongbunengweilelianaifandoubuchileba，suoyixiaochenhaishihouzhelianpiwenleyizui。
“dangranyou，zanmenyiqidetonggaofeishi3wankuaiqian，yiqijiemushi5tian，ranhouhuijijiabinmenziyouxiuxi2tiandeshijianzaijinruxiayiqidepaishe。”
tingdaozheixiaochendeyanjinggengliangle，yigexingqi3wan，yigeyuejiushi30wan，yinianjiushi3000wan，paishanggeliangsannianzhijieshixianyigexiaomubiaoa！
“kuai！qianhetong，xianzailikemashang！”
xiaochenyibianshuozheyibianzaizhulishenshangdekoudaimosuozhe。
hetongfangnale？kuainachulaia！
zhulisuiranbulijiexiaochenweiherucijidong，danhaishihenyukuaidehexiaochenqiandinglehetong。
...
十分钟后。
“neigexiaoge，woxiangwenyixia，zanmenzheiqidegongzishishenmeshihoujia？”
zhulizhaodaolezijixinyidesurenjiabin，xinqingyeshidahao。
“shaohoujiuhuidadaonikashangde，fangxinhaole。”
YES！
xiaochenbuyoudezainaohailizuolegeshenglideshoushi，zheixiazongsuanbuyongdanxinjintianchishenmele。
“duile，zanmenjiemushiliangtianhoukaibo，huicaiququanchengzhibodefangshi，zheigeshihoutianjiabin**dedidian，jidedaoshihouyidingyaozhunshidaochange。”
xiaochenjieguozhulishouzhongdexingchengkakanleyiyan，zuijiaobuyoudeluchuleyimohuaixiao。
zhijiankapianshangmianxiezhe：feiqijingshenbingyuanzhutiguiwu。
（tiantiandelianailaige~）