清河县。
一间房屋中。
wuzhidaidaidekanzhesizhou，naodaixianruhongmingzhong!
暗道麻烦大了!
wuzhijuranchuanyuele，erqiehaichuanyuechenglewudalang?
没错。
就是武大郎!
dalang，nigaiheyaole……wuzhibuyoudexiangdaoleshuihuzhongjingdiandetaici，zheijianshiqingbuhuiyingyanzaiwoshenshangba?
wudalangbenmingjiaozuowuzhi，xiaomingdalang，erchuanyueguolaidetayejiaowuzhi。
ai，tongmingdebeijua!jizhengchuanyuele……
wuzhichoudexinfahuang，kanzhejingzizhongzijineizhangkuandacuoheidelian，wuzhixiangsidexindouyoule。
tashengqiankeshiyigedashuaigea，chuanyueguolaijuranchengleqiongaicuo?
zheishengaoyimisichabuduoba!
ruguoanzhaozhengchangjuqingfazhan，jiexialaidengdaitadeshiximenqinghepanjinliandelianshoudaji，jiangtadusi。
zheigejuqingtajieshoubule。
wuzhixiangzheyuqizheiyang，haiburupaolesuanle。
ximenqingtayeganbuguoa。
benlaiqianshiwuzhisuirandushen，queshiyijiawuxingjijiudiandezongchu，jingtonggezhongcaixi，nianxinshushiwan，yankanrenshengjiuyaozourudianfeng，juranzaiyicihejiuzhonghunmiguoqu，xinglaijiuzaizheigesongchaoshijiele。
genjujiyi，zheilishisonghuizongtongzhidesongchao。
xianzaidewudalanghaishiyigedanshengou，bingmeiyouqudaopanjinlian。
wuzhixianglexiang：“ruguoanzhaozhengchangdejuqing，ximenqingchuchang，wolisiyebuyuanle。”
不能坐以待毙!
jueduibunengrenming，fouzejiuwanduzile。
lvmaozidaidegaogaode，haiyaobeiqizidusi，suoyiwuzhiyaoxiaoxinjinshen。
“gongxisuzhu，zhiruchenggong，haoxiongxitongyikaiqi……”
zheishi，huranyidaoshengyinchuanlai。
tingdaozheishengyin，wuzhijidonghuaile，zhei……
qianshikanlewushuxiaoshuodeta，nalinengbuzhidao，zheishijinshouzhi?
老天对我不薄啊!
qiongaicuoyoulejinshouzhi，zheihaiyoudiangaotou。
wuzhiganjinpingfuxinqingyanjiuleqilai。
他打开面板。
xingming：wuzhi(wudalang)
情绪值：0
属性：0
shengao：140cm(ketisheng)
yanzhi：0(henchou…ketisheng)
体质：3(可提升)
liliang：20(ketisheng)
sudu：4mi/miao(ketisheng)
wuli：100jin(ketisheng)……
kandaoshuxingmianban，chuleshentisuzhihaikeyizhiwai，qitadoubuxing。
wuzhikanzhezijideyangzi，zhinengjieshou。
haozaizheixieshuxingdoushikeyitishengde。
wuzhizixiyanjiuleyixia，genjuxinxizhiyaotarangrenyouxinuailedeqingxu，huodeyibaidianqingxujiunengduihuanyidianshuxing!
qiantishibunengluanlai，birutuoyifuzaijieshangfeiben，guyimajiedengshuyuwuxiaoxingwei。
只能通过正常途径。
wuzhiyiqianshidajiudiandezongchu，genjutamuqiandezhuangkuang，zhinengzuoshiwuzhileibijiaoshihe。
qiongaicuokeyitishengshuxing?
xiangdaozheili，wuzhilikelailejingshen，zhijiezoudaochufang，kandaohaiyoujizhangmeimaiwandechuibing，chileqilai。
zheishiqianshenwudalangzuode，wuzhichilezhihoudiandiantou：“weidaobucuo，danbuzuyirangrenyoudadeqingxu，haidekanwodeshouyicaixing!”
wuzhishouyishifeichanggaode，xican，zhongcan，gezhongmeishitadouhuizuo。
zheigechuibinghaikeyi，dantaxiangyaokuaisuhuodeqingxuzhi，jiudezuogenghaode。
dangxia，tachumenqugoumaileyixiezhizuoguokuidedongxi。
genjuwuzhidejingyan，zheigechengbenbijiaodi，shouzhongguang，bianyihaochi，bijiaoshihedangqiandeta。
xianzaitayaogaibianzijiqiongaicuobeirenhaisidejumian。jiudekuaisuchengzhangqilai。
wuzhimaileyixiekangguokuidegongjuhecailiaohuilai，kaishizhizuole。
zheiwanyitayiqianzuoguo，bunan，danyeyouxiejishuhanliang。
guokuishiyuanxingde，hongyanse，limianbaodeshirouzhiheshucai，dacong，suanmiao，shouxiandezuochengzhangtiao，zaibaoxiantuanchengyigeyuanquanxing，yonghuokangchulaiweidaojueduihao。
很快。
wuzhileisileihuozhongyugaowanle。
getianqingchenwuzhizaozaochuqu，tiaozhedanzicushengyaohe：“ai，maiguokuilou，maiguokui，youdayouyuandeguokui……”
xianzaizheigejijieguailengde，hanfengxijuan，wuzhichuanzhehouhoudeyifu，youaiyouyongzhongdeyangzi，tiaozheguokuizouzaijiedaoshang，tuotuodepinkunhu。
zheimoyangrangwuzhikanzhegengcuole。
tapingfuxinqing，gaosuzijiaoguozheiduanshijianjiuhaole。
budebushuogudairenzhenshixinkua，daqingzaohaishiyoubushaorenkaishimanghuo。
wuzhiyaohelebantian，pangbianzouguolaiyigelaoboxiaodao：“dalang，chuibinggaimingjiaoguokuile?”
“shiaxiongbo，woxinzuodeguokui，lailianggechangchang?”
laoboxiaodao：“xing，jiwolianggeba!”
laobodaoshihedalangbijiaoshuxi。bijingchangnianpengmian。
wuzhiganjinnazhelianggeguokuidiguoqu，shoudaosiwenqian。
xinxiandeguokuizhengretengtengdemaoqi。
“zheibingkanzheguaiguaide…”laobokanleyan，heyiqianchuibingbuyiyang，shizhangtiaobingquanchengdeyituanzongsede。
wuzhixiaodao：“xiongbo，zheiguokuihenhaochi，shishijiuzhidaole!”
“ng!”xiongbobaozhehuaiyidexintaichileyikou，kouganwaijiaolinen，xiangcuibaoman，rangtadunshiyanjingyiliang：“zheiweidao……bucuoa!”
xiongbohenkuaijiangyigechiwanle。
lianshangbiaoqingyeshibianhuanlianlian：“wozheibeizicongmeichiguozheimehaochidedongxi，jianzhitaihaochile!”
xiongbohenjingya，yehenyuyue。xiangbudaozheiyouaiyoucuodewudalangshouyizheimehao。
“guokuizhenxiang!……zaijiwolailiangge!”
“haolei!”wuzhidaxi，kanlaizheigeshijiederenyexihuanchiguokui。
youshoudaosiwenqian，wuzhiyebijiaoyouganjing。
yucitongshi，wuzhinaohaizhongchuanlaishengyin，rangtaneixinyixi。