京城，央台。
巨大的演播厅内。
zhuchirenluyuzhanzaiwutaishang，weixiaozheduizhezhibojiandeguanzhongmenshuodao：
“huanyinggeweishoukandaxingzhiboguanchajiaoyuleijiemu《pannidehaizi》！”
“benjiemudehexinzongzhijiushi‘quanxue’！”
“wunianyilai，benjiemuyijingchenggonggaizaoleshangqiangeyouzhepanni、yanxuedengwentidehaizi，zuodaolerangtamenziyuandezhongfanxiaoyuan，renzhendushu……”
“haole，feihuabuduoshuo！”
“jiexialai，womenjiangmuguangyixiangbenjijiemudediyigeqiuzhujiating！”
“请看VCR！”
话音落下。
直播画面切换！
yijiandengguanghunandewoshinei。
“bushang！dasiwoyebuhuiqushangxuede！”
“made……nixinbuxinwozhendasini？”
“xinga，neinijiudasiwobei！”
“**你……”
fuziliangrenchaodexiangdangjilie。
yankanzhefuqinchubangyunyijinghongwen，jiuyaodongshoule。
yipangdesheyingshiheleyitiao，lianmangshenshouzhizhi：“lengjing！ninlengjingyidian！dahaizishijiejuebulewentidea！”
chubangyunshenxiyikouqi，yanzhongdefennuxunsuhuaweiwunaihekuse。
nanshoubuyi：“neiwohainengzenmebana？！nikankanzheixiaozixianghuama？caibasuia！gangshangxiaoxuesannianji！tajuranshuotabuxiangdushule，yaochuoxue？wozhende……”
“womeitianleisileihuodezaiwaimiandagong，nishuowotushenme？bujiushitutanenghaohaoshangxue，yihoukaogehaodaxue，biyelenengzhaogehaogongzuoma？xianzaidaohao，zhende……ai！”
chubangyunyueshuoyueqi，zuizhongmanqiangdenuhuodouhuaweileyishengwunaidezhangtan，tuirandezuozaichuangbian。
chumingzetouyebutai，ziguzidezuozaineilidazheyouxi。
wanquanjiushiyifudianxingdepannixiaohaimoyang。
但没人知道的是……
chumingqishishigechuanyuezhe，qianshigangshuoshibiyedeta，yibuxiaoxinzhuangdayunlaidaolezheigepingxingshijie，chengweileyigebasuidexiaoxuesheng。
qianshiaolezheimeduonian，haoburongyishuoshibiye，jieguoxianzaiyaorangtazhongshangxiaoxuedeke？
shanggejimaoa！taiwuliaole！
chumingshizaishiwufarenshou。
erqie，qianbujiutahaihuodeleyige【pannixitong】。
zhiyaotazuochupannidexingwei，duizhouweirenchanshengqingxushangdeyingxiang，jiunengshouhuoshuliangbudengdepannizhi。
erpannizhi，keyijinxingxitongchoujiang，yenengzhijieyonglaitishengzijiderenhejineng。
yushitajiugengjiandinglezijibushangxuedexiangfa。
erqie……panni！bixudepanni！
duiyufuqinbaomingdaizijicanjiazheidangleisibianxingjidejiemu，chumingyehaobufangan，shenzhihaitinggaoxingde。
bijing，kandaozijipannixingweiderenyueduo，zijijiunengshouhuogengduodepannizhi！
zheidangzhibojiemuketaishihezijila！
……
zhibojianlideshiduowanguanzhong，kandaovcrzhongdezheiyimu。
dourenbuzhukaishitaolunqilai。
——【niubia，xiaoxuejiuganchuoxuele？zhenbupabeitadiedasi？】
——【jinchangzhidao，jiuzaiqizhong！】
——【zheixiaoziqueshiyongqikejia，yaoshiwoxiaoxuedeshihougantichuoxue，wobafeidekaisanlunbawochuangsi！】
——【woba……gujiqipilangdoudechoulanershigen！】
——【hai，wangengguiwangeng，dangdiede，jiusuanzaishengqi，hainengzhenbahaizidasibucheng？zheizhongqingkuangqueshihennangaoa！】
——【zheihaizitaibuxianghuale！yidiandoubulijiefumudexinku！xiaoxuekeshizuijichudeyiwujiaoyujieduana！zheiyaoshichuoxuele，zheibeizidoufeile！】
——【haohaohao，youshijingdiandepannihajihai，yijingkaishiqidaitabeijiemuzuzhengzhidaokudehuamianle，hahahaha！】
……
观众们七嘴八舌。
bufenrenchuncuizhishikanlezi，fengkuangwangeng。
gengduoderenzeshidairulechubangyunzheiweifuqindejiaose，fenfenweichumingdepannixingweigandaohentiebuchenggang，zaidanmushangtongmapiping！
这时。
刷！
zhibojianhuamianzaiduqiehuan，huidaolewutaishang。
zhuchirenluyuweiweiyaotou，tanqidao：“ai，xiangzheiweijiaochumingdewentihaizi，youzhejidudeyanxueqingxu，womenjiemukaibozhijin，yijingyushangguobuzhibailile，kexiangerzhi，zheizhongqingkuangbingbuhanjian。”
“danshi，womenjiemubingbuzhichishiyongrenhebaolishouduan！yidinghuicaiyongheli、wenhedeshouduanjiejuemeigehaizidewenti！”
“jiemukaibozhijin，meiyiweiqiuzhuyuwomendefumu，doudedaolewanmeidejiejuejieguo！meiyigeyanxuepannidewentihaizi，zuizhongwomendouchenggongderangtamituzhifan，zhongfanxuexiao！”
“xiangxinzheiweichumingtongxue，yebuhuiliwai！”
“panniheyanxuedewenti，zaigenianlingjieduandehaizizhongdoushihenpubiande，xiangjiejueyehenjiandan。”
“zhixuyaorangtamenyishidao，shangxuedeku，biqishenghuodeku，qishiyiwenbuzhi！dabufenhaizidouhuixingwuguolai，zhongfanxiaoyuande！”
tingdaozheihua，wushuguanzhongdoushenbiaozantong。
youqishineixiejiazhangguanzhong，henbudejushuangshoushuangjiaozancheng！
没错！
比起生活的苦。
读书的苦，算个屁！
luyu：“neiwomenjiubushuofeihuale，zhijiekaishijiemudediyigehuanjieba！”
“rangzheiweichumingtongxue，tiyanyixiafumudexinku！”
话音落下。
唰！
zhibojiandehuamianzaiciqiehuan，bianchenglezhenzhengdezhibo。
huamianzhong，shiyigecanguandehouchu。
zaotaishanghuoyanshengteng，jigechushizhengzaidianzhedaguo，mangdebukekaijiao。
zaikuredehuanjingzhong，chaochuleyipanpanjiachangcai，beifuwuyuanquzou，songdaocanting。
erchubangyunjiushiqizhongyigechushi。
zhijiantadanshounaqichenzhongdetieguo，jiangguozhongdehongshaopaigufangjincanpan，calecaetoudehan，niutoukanxiangpangbiandechuming。
lenghengyisheng：“kandaolemeiyou？zheijiushinidiemeitiandegongzuo！rebure？rejiuduile！meitianqibageguozaokaizhe，youkongdiaodouyabuzhuwendu！wowenni！jiaoshishufuhaishizheilishufu？a！？”
chumingmiansebubian，dandandao：“qishi，woganjuezheiliyetingbucuode。”
楚邦云：“……”
chubangyun：“nijiuzuiyingba！wokanninengzaizheilidaiduojiu！”
shuowan，tajiuqibudayichulaideniuguotouqu，jixuchaocaile。
与此同时。
chumingdenaohaizhongxiangqiyidaoshengyin——
【ding！suzhudepannixingweizaochengleyidingyingxiang，huode2680pannizhi！】
【dangqianpannizhi：3125】
嗯？
这么多叛逆值？
节目直播开始了？
chumingxinzhongyixi，meiyourenheyouyude，zhijiedakaixitongmianban，zaiwushudejinengzhong，zhaodaole【chuyijineng】，zhijiejiadianle3000pannizhi！
【ding！xiaohao3000pannizhi！】
【chuyijinengyishengjidaolv10！】
【zaixiaohao10000pannizhi，kejiangchuyijinengtishengzhi“dashiji”！】
chumingyandihuaguoyimomanyizhise。
tazhidao，anzheigejiemudeniaoxing，zhihoujiemuzukendinghuiqianfangbaijiderangzijishangshouchaocai，tiyanfuqindegongzuo。
suoyitazhijiexuanzeshengjichuyijineng！
lv10dechuyijineng……yinggaibuhuirangzijidiulianleba？