第二章 我是来退婚的

“shenme?tashizhaoxiaxiaodiede?”

“woqu!wohaiyiweizheigemenyaoduiguandaxiaohuazuoshenmexiuxiudeshini!”

xufanzheiyiwen,dunshiyindezhouweiyipianhuaran,guanshimengyanzhongshanguojifenshiwang,ruoruodikanzhexufan,wendao:“ni,nizhaoxiaxiaodie,nirenshitama?”

xiaxiaodienaishijinlingshixiashijituandeqianjindaxiaojie,hanzhejintangchichushengderenwu,jiuxufanzheiyifunongminbanxiang,guanshimengshizaishihuaiyi,liangrenyoumeiyoujiaoji。

“认不认识?”

xufanzhoulezhoumei,zheihaizhenbuhaohuida,zijidequemeijianguoxiaxiaodie,danhunshubaizhiheizixiezheni。

“tashiwoweiguomendelaopo,yinggaisuanrenshiba!”

xufanmolemobizi,jileyigezhongguizhongjudejieshi。

“shenme!ta,tashuoshenme?”

“xiaxiaodieshitalaopo?haha!”

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“nimenyejuedehenhaoxiaoma?”

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“burandehua,rangbaiseyueyaneibangjiahuozhidaowoqulegezheiyangdelaopo,budexiaodiaodayaa。”

guanshimengzuijiaodouledou,duiyuyanqianzheijiahuo,youxiebuzhigaishuoshenme。

xiaxiaodiekeshizhenggezijingzhongxuenanshengdemengzhongqingren,ta,tajuranhaixianqixiaxiaodiejitadiuren?

“e,xiao,xiaodietaxiujiaquguowaile,deyigeyuehou,cainenghuilai……”

guanshimenghexiaxiaodieshipengyou,dangxiagaosulexufanqingkuang。

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“yaobu,nizaizijingzhongxuedaiyigeyue,daoshihou,dengxiaodiehuilaile,wodainiqujianta?”

zheishihou,guanshimengyaozhenenchun,jixufantilegejianyi。

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“xiaoniu,nigaibuhuianlianshangxiaoyeleba?”

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rujin,tayexiangchangchangxiaoyuandeshenghuodaodishishenmeyangde,yesuanshimibuyixiaqingchundeyihan。

gengbuyongshuo,zheiyiluzoulaisuojiandemeinvruyunle!jianzhitaifuhexufanweikoule!

“heihei,xiaoniu,neinikuaigaosuwo,zenmecainengzaizheishangxue?”

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guanshimengguleguzui,shengqidao:“buxuzaijiaowoxiaoniule!renjiayoumingzide,wojiaoguanshimeng!”

“嘿嘿,好吧。”

xufanliezuixiaolexiao,dao:“wojiaoxufan,niyaoshijuedeaokou,yekeyijiaowodexiaoming。”

guanshimengyileng,wendao:“nihaiyouxiaoming?”

xufanyiliezui,xiaodao:“dangranla,wodexiaomingkeduola!xianggong,qinaide,nanpengyou,haolaogong,nisuibianjiao!biekeqi!”

“……”

guanshimengbailexufanyiyan,piezuidao:“woxiandainiquzhaoxiaozhangba!”

guanshimengjuedexufanyinggaishidasuanzhuanxiaolaizijingzhongxue,zheixieshouxu,zhijiezhaoxiaozhangdehua,banqilaihuishifenfangbian。

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xufantiaoletiaomei,tingzheimingzi,sihuzijingzhongxuedexiaozhanghaishigedameinv?

“进来。”

wuneichuanlaiyidaojiaoroudeshengyin,guanshimengwenshengjiangmendakai,daizhexufanzoulejinqu。

jinlebangongshihou,xufanwangbangongzhuoqianwangqu,zhijianyigechuanzheheisezhangqundedianyameirenzhengqieyidikaozuozaiyizishang,tuishangzhenzheyibenhouzhongdeshuji,qingcongyuzhidazaishuyeshang,jiujiumeiyoufanxia,kandehenshizixi。

heguanshimengzheiyangqingchundehuajishaonvbutong,tashenshangsanfazheyigucheng**xingcaiyoudemeili。suiyipisandeqingsixiashiyizhangbaixideguazilian,meimuruhua,yifujinsiyanjingdazaigaotingdeyaobishang,touzheyiguzhixingmei。

zhei**xiaozhangmeidexiangshiyifuhua,xufanxinshanglehaoyihuicaizhuyidaozaiyipanghouzhedeyipangyizhuangliangren。

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tajieshidao:“tongzhuren!xufancaibushishenmexiangbalao,tashilaizanmenxuexiaonianshude!”

“哈哈哈!”

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