第2章 干啥啥不行,生孩子第一名

四年后。

xiazhutuozhepibeideshenzihuijia。

gangdakaimen,jiutingdaotamazhangyuqinzaihelinjushuohua:“nibietile,wotiantianbangwonverzhaoguzheixiehaizileisile,wozheigenvera,zhenshiganshashabuxing,shenghaizidiyiming!”

夏珠:“……”

tawunaizoulejinqu,linjukandaoxiazhu,luchuyigeyiweishenzhangdexiao,suijijiuxianzoule,liuxiazhangyuqinhentiebuchenggangkanzhexiazhu。

夏珠就当没看到。

“mamahao!mamashangbanxinkule!”

zhinendenaiyinqishuashuaxiangqi,zhijianbagefendiaoyuzhuodehaizizhengpaipaizuozaishafashang,yizhangzhangxiaoliantianzhenwuxie。

xiazhukanle,zhijuedexindouyaoronghuale。

suirangongyangbagehaizihenlei,dankandaohaizirutianshiyibanderongyan,shenmeleidoumeile。

“zhuoshangyoufan!zijiquchi!”shenhouchuanlaizhangyuqinyingbangbangdeshengyin。

xiazhuqingqingdaishanglemen,zhuantou:“ma,bangwodaihaizixinkunile。”

zhangyuqinyizhanglianladelaozhang:“woshengnizheigenveryeshimingku!buxiangrenjiaxiabaihe!zhaolegeyouqianren!tiantianchixianghela!maidafangzi,songfumuchuqulvyou!woshuonimendoushixingxia!nizenmejiuneimebuzhengqini!”

tidaoxiabaihe,xiazhulianshangluchulewunai。

daobushiyinweixiabaiherujinhetachajumingxian,ershisinianqian,tamendeyouqingmomingqimiaojiuduanle。

tayebujideshinatiankaishiqi,xiabaihejiuduitalengdanailibulile,zheirangtakaishihaiyouxienanshou。

houlaitashengxialebabaotai,zhenjinglezhenggedicheng,shenzhiyiduchenglebeirenchaoxiaodeduixiang。

zhaoguzheibagehaizi,feiletaquanbuxinli,yemeiyoukongxiangxiabaihele。

daoshitamahaiyoutajianeiyizhongqinqilaoshizaitamianqiantixiabaihe,neiyuqishichongmanlexianmujiduhen。

biruxiabaihemaquebianfenghuangle,chuanyijianqunzidoushijiwan,yigebaobaoshangbaiwan。

biruxiabaihezailaojiajianleyidongyouyidonghaohuadazhai。

biruxiabaihechuxingdoushihaochebuduan。

xiazhuyebufangzaixinshang,taxianzaijiuzhiyouyigexiangfa,zhaoguhaotadezheibagehaizi。

“yihouwomenzhangdalejimamamaidafangzi!“huranzuozaizuibianshangdebabaochezhezhinendesangzihandao。

其它孩子立即附和。

“dui,womenyihouzhuanqian,rangmamadangyouqianren!”

“womenbangmamasongwaipoqulvyou!”

“womenzhangdahouyaozhuanhaoduohaoduoqianjimamahewaipo!”

tingzhebagehaizidetongyantongyu,babenmanshiyuanqidizhangyuqindoujidouxiao。

yucitongshi,jiazhongdedianshizhengbofangyizexinwen。

“sidajiazuguigongzishoucijianmian,jianghuijiqizenyangdehuohua!”

bansuizhezhuchirenshengyin,siliangjiazhanglinkentingxia,sishuangdazhangtuiqishuashuamaichu。

wushusheyingjilijiduizhun,danhenkuaibeibaobiaolanzhu,dianshishangyezhinengkandaosidaogaodaguiqidebeiyingheyihuangerguodeceyan。

“yi,wozenmejuedewoyoudianxiangzuobiandeneigeren!”sanbaohuranjiaodao。

“wojuedewoxiangzuobiandiergeren!”sibaoyegenzhejiao。

“wojuedewoxiangdisange!”

“我像第四个!”

wubao,liubaoyeyicihanchu!

weiyouyibao,erbao,qibao,babaobudongshengse,yishengbuhang。

tamenjuede,tamenhedianshilidenagerendoubuxiang!

xiazhutinglekuxiaobude:“zheiliandoukanbuqing,nimenjiujuedexiangtamenla?”

“dangran!”sibaoyikoutongshengshuodao。

zhangyuqintanlekouqi:“bieluanshuo,yaonimenzhenxiangtamensigerenjiuhaole,womenjiubuhuiguozheimecanxixiderizilou!”

shuowanhaipielexiazhuyiyan:“nishuoshiba。”

夏珠:“……”

这话说的……

jiusuanzhendexiang,yebukeneng。

yinweizishizhizhong,jiuzhiyouneimeyigenanren!huiletadeqingbai!

……

帝城某顶级豪宅。

xiabaihezuozaishechideshafashang,jiaolanlanshenlechuqu。

yigeyongrenzaibangta**jianjing,yigeyongrenzaibangtatuzhejiaozhijiayou,yigeyongrenzaiwangtazuiliweiputao。

xiabaihechizheputao,kanzheshouji,jieguowuyizhongkandaoyitiaoxinwen。

“dichengmounvzi,feijizhongdezhandouji!yitaibagehaizi!”

夏百合噗嗤一笑。

meixiangdaodousinianguoqule,haiyouzheiyangdexinwenchuxian。

kanlaixiazhude“fenggongweiji”yijingshenrulemeigedichengrenxinzhong,buguo,zheidouduokuitadegonglaoa。

bijingyitaibabao,keshidangniantaxiabaiheyishoucehuadeni!