第3章 地瓜和玉米

yigetoushushuangji、shenchuanfenhongseruqundexiaoyatouzhanzaizhaoyanwoshiderukouchu,yuanyuandexiaolianyuanyuandeyanjing,zaipeishangyigejingzhixiaoqiaodebizi,zenmekanzenmekeai,dangranruoshitanenggoubishangzuiba,buzaifachukepadejianjiaoshengdehua,kendinghuigengjiakeai。

“ting!”zhaoyanbeiduifangdejianjiaocideerduotong,dangxiadahouyisheng,zheicairangduifangtingzhilejianjiao,buguodangzheigexiaoyatoukandaozhaoyanshenbianyanwuliaorao,zuishanghaidiaozheyigeshanzhehuoguangdeyantoushi,likezaicijianjiaoyisheng“shihuole”,ranhouyipenxilianshuijiupoleguoqu。

“hua~”zhaoyanzhiganjuequanshenyiliang,yipenliangshuibatacongtoudaojiaojijiaolegetouxinliang,yexingkuixianzaiyijingshiwuyuefenle,suiranyizhizaixiayu,danqiwenbingbudi,fouzeruoshihuanzaidongtian,zhaoyanfeidonghuailebuke。

“xiaodouya,wobuguoshichoulezhiyaneryi,niganmayongshuipowo?”zhaoyanbazuilishiluludeyantoutuchulai,manlianbeifendedahoudao,zhenshirenzoubeiyunshiheliangshuidousaiya,chouzhiyandouhuibeirenpoliangshui。

“wo……wo……”zheigemingjiaoxiaodouyadexiaoyahuanhaiyouxiegaobuqingqingkuang,gangcaitajinlaishi,kandaozhaoyandezuibahebiziliyiqixiangwaimaoyan,zheirangtayiweishiyudaoguile,suoyicaijianjiaoqilai,houlaiyoukandaofangjianliyouyan,bennengdejiubashuipolejinqu,daoxianzaitadexiaonaodaiguahaimeizhuanguolai,zhinengzhengdazheliangzhidayanjingwugudekanzhezhaoyan。

zhengzaizheishi,hurancongwaimianyouchongjinlailianggenvzi,qizhongyigesuirannianjibuda,danqueyijingzuofurendaban,xiangmaoqinglituosu,zheigenvzizhengshizhaoyanchuanyuehoudiyigejiandaodebeisongren,tongshiyeshitaxianzaimingyishangdeqizicaoying。

“xiaodouya,nizenmeyang,shibushishoudaoqifule?”caoyingyulingwaiyigeyahuanchongjinlaihou,likeguanxindexiangxiaodouyawendao,tongshiyongyizhongjingtiyubishidemuguangkanxiangzhaoyan,zicongdongfangneiwandeshiqinghou,caoyingjiuduizhaoyanyanezhiji,shenzhiruoshimeiyoubiyaodehua,tagenbenbuxiangyuzhaoyantongshichuxianzaibierenmianqian。

“mei……meishi!”xiaodouyayiranyouxiejinghuangweidingdehuidadao,tashicaoyingpeijiaguolaideyahuan,zheiduanshijianfuzezhaogubeishandianjizhongerwochuangbuqidezhaoyan,yeshizhaoyanjiechuzuiduodeyigeren,zhishizheigecaishiyiersuidexiaoyatouhaoxiangyeduizhaoyanshifenyoujiexin,pingshichulezhaoguzhaoyanxishuchibaowai,genbenmeiyouyuzhaoyanshuoguoyijuduoyudehua。

“wei,niyoumeiyougaocuoa,mingmingshixiaodouyapolewoyishendeshui,zenmexianzainiyebuwenyiwenwoyoumeiyoushi?”zhaoyanzheishihenshibumandedao。

tazaichuanyuezhihou,naozilijichengleyuanlaizhaoyandeyixiecanpiansidejiyi,zheixiejiyihenshao,erqiedadoushicanquebuquan,qizhongganghaoyouzhaoyanzaidongfangshifashengdeshi,zheiyerangtaduiyuanlaidezhaoyanshifenbuxie,duicaoyingzheigenvziyeyouxietongqing,zaijiashangtazheijitianyouyizhihunhunee,suoyicaoyingdeelietaidutayegenbenmeixinqinglihui,danshixianzaitajuedezijiyinggaifangxiaxinjierongruxianzaideshenghuo,suoyixianzaikandaocaoyingduizijibeipoleyishenshuilianwendoubuwen,zheirangtayebujinyouxielaiqi,bijingzaizenmeshuozijiyeshitadezhangfu。

duiyuzhaoyandebuman,caoyingzhishidandandekanletayiyan,ranhouqingqizhuchundao:“xiaodouyasuiranshiwopeijiaguolaide,dantanianjihaixiao,erqiejunwangzhiqianyijingbeiguanjiaheniangniangqinzixialing,zaijunwangdeshentidahaozhiqian,jinzhijiejinnvse,suoyihaiqingjunwangzizhong!”

caoyingshuowanzhihou,yebutingzhaoyandejieshi,lazhexiaodouyajiulikaile。zhaoyanqueshiqidechadiantiaoqilaimaniang,caoyingbuwenqinghongzaobaidejiurenweizijiduixiaodouyazuoleshenme,suoyicaihuibeixiaodouyapoleyishenshui,zheijianzhishiwuruzijiderenge,yaozhidaoxiaodouyacaishiyiersui,hehoushishizijijiaodeneixiexueshengyiyangda,tazaizenme**,yebuhuiduizheizhonghaimeizenmefayudexiaonvhaixiashou,genghekuangtaxianzaihaibeizheiyishimingyishangdefumujinzhijiejinnvse,yinweiyuyishuotadeshentichulewenti。

yixiangdaozijishentidewenti,zhaoyanhuranyixiaziyoudanxinqilai,taqianshishiyekanguobushaochuanyuexiaoshuo,qizhongzuipubiandechuanyuejiushibeishandianjizhong,ertahenbuxingjiushizheizhongchuanyuefangmiandeshouhaizhe,budanqianshibeishandianjizhong,laidaodasongshiyetongyangshibeishandianjizhong,erqiehaishiziranjiezuishenmideqiuxingshandian。

gengjiadaomeideshi,dangqiuxingshandianjizhongzhaoyanzhiqian,haizaiwangfuzhuanleyiquan,bushaobinkehewangfuliderendoujiandaole,jieguozaidiertianshi,guangyangjunwangzaixinhunzhiyebeishandianjizhongdeshijiuchengweikaifengchengzhongzuidadexinwen,suoyourentiqizheijianshidoushihuibianshenweibaguazhishen,fahuizijidexiangxianglitianyoujiacu,waijieduizhaoyanzaoleipidechuanyanzaoyijingmantianfeile,tingshuolianliaoguohexixiayedouyijingzhidaozheijianshile,weicixianzaizhaoyanyijingchengweisongliaoxiasanguodedamingrenle,dangranzheigemingshengdaduoshifumiande。

zhaoyanbenlaijiushigelangdangzi,shenzizaojiubeijiusetaokongle,fouzeyebuhuizaixinhunzhiyeyongzhuangyangyao,zaijiashangyoubeishenmideqiuxingshandianjizhong,zheibudanshidezhaoyanbianchenghoushidezhaoyan,tongshiyerangzhaoyandeshentishoudaoyixieweizhideshanghai,zheijitianzhaoyanzhisuoyiwochuangbuqi,chulewufajieshouchuanyuedeshishiwai,lingwaitadeshentiyehenxuruo。

gengrangtadanxindeshi,jigeyuyiweizhetahuizhenlejitianhou,dechuyigejielun,neijiushizhaoyandeshentihenxu,xuyaojinjuenvsexiuyangyiduanshijian,erqieyinshifangmianyeyaozhuyi,bunengchiyounihunxingdedongxi,yejiushiyaoqingxinguayudexiuyangxiangdangzhangyiduanshijian,zhiyushenmeshihoushentihuihuifu,zheigeyuyiyeshuobuzhun,zhinengmeigeyiduanshijianjianchayixiazhaoyandeshenti,ranhouzuochudiaozheng。

zhiqianzhaoyanhaibutaizaihuzijideshentiqingkuang,danshixianzaixianglai,wanyizijizhenyaoshiyangerbuju、juerbujian,huoshiyoushenmeqitademaobing,neikejiushitaibeicuile。xiangdaozheili,zhaoyanjimanglakai**kanlekanzijidexiaodidi,haihao,kanqilaibenqianbuxiao,ranhoutakanlekanzhouweimeiren,bashoushenjinqumolemo,youhuixiangyixiaqianshikandaoderiyudapian,tebieshichuxian“yamiedie”zheizhongshenshoudepianduan。

“taihaole,youfanying,laozizhongyubuyongzuotaijianle!”zhaoyankanzhetaitoudexiaodidi,fangxindezhangshulekouqidao。ranhoubashenshangdeshiyifutuoxialaihuanleshengande,shuoqilaitashenbianbenlaiyouzijideshinvzhaogu,danshizicongbeijinyuzhihou,taneigehuangdilaodiehehuanghoulaoniangjiubajiandutaderenwujiaojilecaoying,jieguocaoyingbatashenbiansuoyoucixingshengwudoujidiaozoule,zhenggejunwangfudeneizhaikongdangdangyipian,zhishengxianeixiecaoyingpeijiaguolaideren,neigexiaodouyajiushibeifenpeilaizhaoguzhaoyandeshinv,jieguopoletayishendeshui。

zijideshentimeiyouwenti,zheirangzhaoyanxinqingdahao,gangcaibeirenyuanwangdeyumenyeyisaoerguang,kandaochuangshanghaimeiyouzhenglihaodewupin,zhaoyanyouzuoxialaijiezhezhengli。

chulezhiqiandeshenghuowupinhexiangyandahuojiwai,shengxiadedongxiyebuduole,qizhongzuixianyandejiushilianggenyumibangziheyikuaidigua,kanzhezheiliangyangdongxi,zhaoyanbenlaihaozhuandexinqingzaicibiandeyumenqilai,ruguobushiyinweizheiliangyangdongxi,taxianzaikenengyijinghuidaoxuexiaojixueshengmenjiangkele。

benlaizhaoyancongxianchengbaxianweijingdebaoguonadaoshouhou,jiuzuozhegongjiaozhunbeihuixuexiao,meixiangdaobanlushigongjiaohuaizailushang,zhaoyankanzhetianseyebuzaole,erqiejulixuexiaoyebusuanyuan,suoyigancuixiachechaojinluzouhuixuexiao,dangshitaweilegangongjiao,wufanyemeichi,jieguozailushangshi,duziliyeyizhiguguzhijiao。

zhaoyanzoudejinluliangbiandoushiyumidi,oueryeyourenzhongyidiandigua,zhaoyanganjueduzilishizaiedenanshou,suoyijiucongdilibaleyikuaidigua,zhunbeixiandianyixia,danshirangzhaoyanmeixiangdaodeshi,tabawandiguacaifaxian,zheikuaitiandideditoujingranshuzhegepaizi,shangmianxiezhe“toudiguazaoleipi”liugedazi。

benlaizaiditouzouderenele,bakuaidiguahuozhailianggenhuangguazheizhongshigenbenbusuantou,zhishaozhaoyandeneixiexueshengmenshizheimegaosutade,suoyitazaixuexiaoshi,wanshangelejiuquxuexiaowaimiandetiandilibailianggenyumihuonongdiannenhuasheng,zhuyixiajiushiyidunbucuodexiaoye,yemeijianyoucunminweicizhizeguota,keshimeixiangdaozijijingranzaizheiliyudaoyigexiaoqigui,nakuaidiguadouyaozhouzijibeileipi。

zhaoyanshigenianqingren,piqiyebijiaojue,benlaitazhishixiangnakuaidiguachongyixiaji,xianzaikandaoduifanglidepaizi,piqiyeshanglaile,dangxiayouxiadaodili,congyumiganshangbaixialailianggenqingyumibangzisaidaobaolizuoxiaoye,tayaokankanzheigexiaoqiguizenmenaleipiziji?

qishizhaoyanyezuodebudui,jiranbierenlilegepaizi,neijiubuxiwangbierennatazhongdeliangshi,dangranzheiyeshuomingduifangweirenxiaoqi,danrenjiazaizenmexiaoqi,neiyeshirenjiadesishi,zheikuaitiandishitadesirencaichan,meijingguotadetongyi,zhaoyannazoutiandishangdechuchanjiushifanfade。

zhaoyanyeshiyishiduqi,bayumihediguasaidibaolizouhuilushang,gangxiangbadouliyaochishangdexiaodaonachulaibadiguaxuepi,danshirangtawanwanmeixiangdaodeshi,tiandizhurendezuzhoujingranzhendezouxiaole,qingkongzhizhonghuranchuxianyidaolansedeshandian,ranhouyixiazipidaotadenaodaishang,zhenggerenzaiyemeiyourenheyishi,dengdaotazaizhengkaiyanjingshi,kandaodejiushicaoyingzheigexinniangzi,shenfenyebianchenglelishishangsongyingzongdesanerzizhaoyan。