第五章 不耍流氓,所以结婚

diwuzhangbushualiumang,suoyijiehun

jianghanchengkanzheannuannuanyiliandebuqingyuan,lengbingbingdedao:

“xieyiyiqian,womendeqiyueguanxiyishengxiao,mingtiangenwoquminzhengjudengji!”

“jiangzongcai,neige......quminzhengjuzuoshenme?”

“chulejiehun,jiushilihun,nishuoni?”

annuannuanhouzhihoujuededao:

“nibuhuiyaowohaigennichejiehunzhengba?”

jianghanchengyongshouzaitadetoushangmolemo,jiuxiangmoxiaogouchongwuyiban,zanyangdidao:

“zongsuancongmingleyihui。”

tingdaozheigexiaoxi,annuannuandexiaoxinzangyijingshoubulele,xianshibeijianghanchengtaoluqianxialeqiyuexieyi,jiezheyaotazhujinyayuan,xianzaiyoubaochudiertianquminzhengjudengji。

cishi,annuannuanzhijuedezijishidaolebabeizidexuemei,caihuiyushangzheiyangyigebingshannanren。

annuannuankanzhejianghancheng,weiqudedao:

“kebukeyishangliangyixia,buchejiehunzheng?wojuedezheiqiyuexieyitinghaode!”

jianghanchengfangxiashouzhongdegongzuo,kanzhetahenrenzhendedao:

“buyijiehunweimudede,doushishualiumang,wobushiliumang,suoyiwohuiduinifuze!”

安暖暖赶紧补充道:

“nibuxuyaoduiwofuze,zhende,wodeshengminglihenwangshengde,nifangyangzhejiuxingle。”

jianghanchengquebuzailihuita,jixujiabanchulishoutoushangdewenjian,kanzheannuannuanzuozaishafashang,duqixiaozui,kuzheyizhanglian,manlianxiezhe:

‘wobukaixin,wobutongyi,wobugaoxing’。

jianghanchengkanzhetaneikeaideyangzi,zuijiaogouqilehudu,turandao:

“zaidengwoyihuijiukeyixiabanle,genwohuiyayuan!”

yitingdaozheige,annuannuandunshiyoujinzhangleqilai,kanzheta,kebadedao:

“neige......neige......neigejiangzongcai,wo......”

“woyoumingzi,jiaowojianghancheng,huozheshichengdoukeyi,xiacibierangwozaitingdaojiangzongcaizheisangezi,buxihuan!”

“e!neige......neige......”

“我有名字!”

mianduiyanqianzheimegerenwu,annuannuandeneixinyalibeizeng,shenhuxileyixia,kaikoudao:

“jianghancheng,wojinwankebukeyibuqunineili,woguimihaizaidengwohuijia!”

jianghanchengzaojiuzhidaotaxinlideneidianxiaojiujiu,yibianshoushizhuoshangwenjianyibiandao:

“keyi,niyiribuhuiyayuanzhu,ninainaidehuxijijiutingduoshaotian。”

annuannuanqideweiteng,zhijiecongshafashangtiaoleqilai,nushizhejianghancheng,yaoyaqiechidedao:

“jianghancheng!!nibiedelebianyihaimaiguai!

“zheijuhuayinggaisongjini,jirandangchufeijinxinsiyonghuapingzalewo,jiuyaoduiwofuze,zhishaowoxianzairangniruyuanle,zenmeyang?shibushiganjuezijidejihuazhongyudechengle?”

“benxiaojiebuxihuanni,shuoleneishigeyiwai,wojiushixihuanamaoagou,yebuhuixihuanni,niyoushenmehaode?”

“youdianhenduo,zhishaozuidadeyoudian:shuaiqiyouduojin!”

annuannuanfangqile,buxiangzaigenjianghanchengzheimedouxiaqu,meicidekangyidouyishibaijieshu,kanzheyanqiandejianghancheng,xinlibujindao:

‘chuanyanbushishuojianghanchengjiushiyizuobingshan,bugouyixiao,xizirujin,jintianzenmehuaneimeduo?guoranbunengqingxinchuanyan,deyanjianweishi!’

annuannuanhaiweifanyingguolai,jianghanchengzhijiexianglinxiaojizaisidezhijiejiangtadaichulezongcaibangongshi,zuozhezhuantixiadaoledixiatingchechang。

cishidesijilaowangyijingzhunbeihaoche,zaidiantichukoudengzhe。annuannuangenzheshangleche,zheishisijilaowanggongjingdedao:

“jiangzongcai,huinali!”

“去雅园吧!”

annuannuantingzhesijidehua,zaikanzhejianghanchengruoruodedao:

“nizheihuijiahainongdegenhuangdifanpaiside,nidaodiyouduoshaofangziya?”

“yihounijiuhuizhidao,zenmezheimepobujidaidejiuxianglejiewodefangchan,haizuiyingduiwodeqianmeixingqu!”

“ni......wo......suanle!”