“mingcheng，nixianzaijiranhuijiale，neiwomenjiushiyijiaren，yijiarenzhijianbuyaochaochaonaonaode，yaohemuxiangchuzhidaoma?”
“xianjuntashuohuasuiranyoubudangzhichu，dannidanggegede，ziranyeyaodongdeduotiliangyixie，haiyou，nixianzaishilanjiadedashaoye，yiqianjiechudeneixierendoubuyaozaiyoulianxile，shenshangdezheigewenshenyequjiwoxidiao，tangtanglanjiadashaoye，shoubeiwenmanwenshen，xiangshenmeyangzi。”
“niyaoduogennididixuexi，jiuxiangxianjunyiyang，guaiqiaoyixie，zuiqimatatinghua，tinghuajiubuhuirewomenshengqi，mingbaima?”
woxinlibujinjuedekexiao，wogentamenrenshihaibudaoyigexiaoshi，jiurangwogaizheigainei，shuohaotingdianshirangwogaibian，shuonantingdian，bujiushixianqiwoyigepingminkuchushengdedashaoyema?
kedangchuzaochengzheiyiqiede，nandaobujiushitamenma?
meiyouchajuedaowodeqingxu，muqinyekaishifuheqilai，lanxianjuntoutoumiaolewoyiyan，youxieweiweinuonuodekaikouquanwo。
“gege，babashuodemeicuo，nixianzaishilanjiadashaoye，shenfenzungui，yihougenneixiepinminkuchushengderendoubuyaoyoulianxile，neixierendajiadououxujiuyangyangjingtong，genzhezheiyangderentiantianhunzaiyiqi，renyaofeidiaode。”
“haiyou，mamatingshuoniyaohuilai，doubangnibafangjianshoushihaole，haigenwoyiqiqushangchangxuanlehenduonikenenghuixihuandejiajugenyifu，daoshihounikeyikankannidexinfangjian，xiangxinniyidinghuixihuande。”
womizheyanjingkaishizixidedaliangqitalai，benlaihaiyiweitajiushiyigezhihuidiaokeliandexiaobaicai，yuanlaishiyizhizhuangkeliandedahuilanga，zheifanhuashuode，yilaizhanshiletadedadu，erlaiyeganghaoshuodaolelanjiarendexinshangqu。
果真是马屁精啊。
womeihuiyingtadehua，fanershijuedeyouxiehaoxiao，meirenzhuxiaolechulai。
fuqinjianworucibushitaiju，cumeiyouxiezebeideyanshenkanzhewo。
womeilihui，ziguzidekaikou。
“yuanlaizainimenyanlitamenjiushizheiyangdecunzaia，keshizenmebanni，jiushinimenkouzhongdeneixiepinminkuderen，wozheiershiqinianlai，yaoshimeiyoutamendejiujigenbangzhu，pashizaojiuyijingesizaijietoule，zheiyangshuolai，nimenyinggaihaohaodequxiexietamencaishia。”
“bijing，wodeqinshengfumukeconglaimeiyangguowoni。”
“erqie，wozheiershiqinianlaideshenghuo，buzhengshibaineiweigaoxiangsuocima?”
“nimenyinggaiguaideren，shitacaiduia，zenmenengtouhuangainian，jiangmaotouzhixiangwuguderenni?”
guoran，cihuayichu，lanjiarenfenfenbizui，zaiyemeiyoukaikoushuoyijuhua。
shenzhilianfangcaiduizhewozhangpiandalun，xianqiwodefuqin，douditouchuimoubugankanwo。
wojiangshixianyidaolanxianjundeshenshang，tacikedeliansecangbaiyipian，shouzhangzaojiuyijingwochengquan，fangfoyinrenzheshenme。
woduizhetamen，weiweiyixiao。
tamenyiweiwosha，shenghuozaipinminkujiushiyigeshenmedoubudongdexiaohunhun，ketamenbuzhidaodeshi，qiaqiashizheizhonghuanjing，cairangwodeneixinwubideqiangda。
yerangwonenggengqingxidekanqingchu，yigerenkeyiweizhuangchengshenmeyang。