luozuohou，lipeiwenfeichangzijuedidaleliangfenfanhuilai，yifentuijizhaosuixi。
“lai，xixi，kaifan。”
zhaosuixiyishuangdazhangtuiqujiuzaicanzhuodixia，shenzisiyi，“biejiaowoxixi，ebuexin?”
“buexin。wojiaonixixi，ganjuezaijiaoyitiaoxiaogou。”
zhaosuixijuqishoujiuyaodalipeiwen，lipeiwentaiqishou，yongjinquanlijinjinniezhuzhaosuixideshouwaner，yiliantiaoxin，“xixixiaogou”。
zhaosuixitaijiao，mengdidengzailelipeiwentuishang。“huonilezhisheng，gehuomaileni。”
lipeiwenrourouzijidetui，“zhenshugoudeni!”
zhaosuixiyandimoshangyimochaofeng，“woyaoshigou，neinijiushihaozi。”
lipeiwenzhazhayan，hendanchun，“weishenme”
“yinwei，gounahaozi。”zhaosuixibeiniezhedeshoubeiyifan，jianglipeiwendegeboqinzaitahoubeishang。
lipeiwen“aa，wocuole”qiuraoliangsheng，zhaosuixicaisongkaileshou。
lipeiwenyaoyarourouzijidejianbangheshoubei，“chifan，chifan。”
lipeiwenmaitouchifan，zhaosuixiquemeishenmeweikou，suibianchilejikou，taba，laizhaolipeiwenyoushixiangwenwen，kezhuomolebantian，tayebuzhidaozenmekaikou。
lipeiwenganfan，toudoumeitai，“ganmabuchifan?youxinshi？”
zhaosuixiyouyuliangmiao，“yougeshi，xiangwenni。”
“你问”
zhaosuixihaimeilaidejikaikou，pangbianzuozhedelianggebaiyitianshi，xiangshihuiduxinshuside，jijizhazhataolunqilai。
“zenmenengkanchuyigenanrendaodiaibuaini。”
“henjiandan，congshuijuedezhuangtaijiunengkanchulai。”
“何解？”
zhaosuixishuzheerduo，xiergongting。
“yigenandebaitiankeyizhuangdeduinihenzhudong，henxihuan，daolewanshangshuijuedeshihou，youqishidangtashushuizhihou，tadeyishishifangsongde，zheigeshihouniqubaotanieta，ruguotafanshoubanibaozaihuailishuomingjiushizhenai，ruguotahenyanfannizheizhongxingwei，shenzhishangshoubanideshoujishuaikai，shuomingtabuaini。”
“youdaoli，neiwonanpengyouhenaiwoe。”
zhaosuixiliansenankan，talaopoyidianeryebuaitae。chuangshangdeneidianxihuan，yaomedanchunchantashenzi，yaomedoushizhuangde。
lipeiwenjiaozhezuilidedoufu，“nidaoshiwenna。”
zhaosuixizhanqishenlai，lengshengdao，“wenwanle。”
“啊？”
liyishengyoudianmangran，yilianchundai。
zheishihou，zhaosuixijieleyitongdianhua，congconglikai。
jingchenbieshu，zhaosuixizaijingdoudelingyichufangchan。
yuanziliyouyigezhangshimideshuichi，shuichibianyikedashuyuyucongcong，weichiziliyoudongdejuwuzhexiayipianyinliang。
chishuizhongdaoyingzhepianpianshuye，shangfangdeshuzhishangdaodiaozheyiren，zuilisaizhepobu，tamanlianzhanghong，qingjinbaochu，yanjingkongjudidingzhechiziliyouransanmandeliangtiaojugusheyu。
zhaosuixijingjingdizhanzaichibian，rutongyizunlengjundeshashen。tashouchiyibian，qingqingdouledoubianzi，turantamengdiyangqishoubei，zhangbianzaikongzhongshunjianbengzhi，rutongyidaoyinsedeshandian，henhendichaozheshushangzhirenchoudaerqu。
那人顿时皮开肉绽。
“啪，啪，啪”
neirendeshentisuizheyidaodaobianzideqiluoerjuliezhandou，xianxueshenchuyishan，yidididiluozaishuxiadeshuichili，yinchuyipianyinhong。
“zhushou”yishengqilidehuhanjingraolechizhongzhiwu。
yigefurenliangqiangzhechaozhaosuixipaoguolai。
zhaosuixizuijiaochoudong，dengdejiushita。
“ershen”，zhaosuixiyinxiao。
ershenzhangyutingmanliannurong，“zhaosuixi，nibawodidifangxialai”。
“不放”
zhangyutingyoujiyouqi，yanjingdengdegunyuan，dashengweixie，“nigansharen，wogaosulaoyeziqu”。
“tabashoushendaojingdoulai，womeidasita，shiworixingyishan。laoyezizhidaole，yebuhuizongrongta。”
[zhu：zhaolaoyezituilehou，youzhaosuixi，zhaoshizhangsun，jichengzhaoshizaijingdoudechanye。erlaoyezizedaizhecizizhaoqianzaihaishiyanglao，zhaoqianfuzehaishidezigongsi，juebunengranzhijingdoudeshangmao，buranjiuyoucuanquandexianyi，zisineidoufanlelaoyezidedaji。]
zhangyutingxinzhongyilin，qiangzhuangzhending，“ni，nixiangzenyang？”
“啪”
zhaosuixizaiciyangbian，bianzailezhangyutingshenshang，bianweiyitiao，saoguozhangyutingdelian，neiruhuasiyudeyizhanglianshunjiankailehua，shenchuxuelai。
“a～～”zhangyutingyishengcanjiao。
zhaosuiximianwubiaoqingditaishou，shiyishouxiarenbashushangderenfangxialai。
zhangyutinglimapudaodidishenbian，kanzhedididaodaoshanghen，manyandoushichouhen。
zhaosuixilenglengdituchuyigezi：“gun。”
zhaosuixizuoshi，shishouguijude，danshiduiyouxieren，tahenqilaishizhenhen。ruoshilinsuikandaotazhengrendechangmian，jueduimeiyoudandiaoxitade。
……
linsuiyiweitahezhaosuixizhijianduoshaoyoulebuyiyangle，keshijiexialaideyigexingqi，zhaosuixizaiyemeihuiguojia，yezaimeilianxiguota。ruodadebieshulilengbingbingde，meirenqi，xiangqiukuntadedijiao。
zhaosuixiyaoletaliangwan，zhuantoujiubataliangyipangfenghua，dangtashenme，fengganniurouma？linsuixinlibiezheyikouqi，ananfashi，zongyouyitianyaozhengfuzhaosuixi，rangtaxinganqingyuanchenfuzaitajiaoxia。
狗东西，欠收拾。
youyitianwanshang，linsuiganghuidaojia，jiujiedaoerdaiquanlijiemeidedianhua。tashuozaimoufuerdaijiazhongpengdaozhaosuixile。
linsuiguaduandianhua，huanleyijianheiseleisishangyi，waimiantaoyijianxiushendediaodaipiqun，toufaweiweijuanlegedajuansongsongsansandiluozaijiantou，youbachunsetumojiashenlejifen，ranhoukaizhetadebinliwangfuerdaijiazhongganqu。
她可不做风干牛肉。
linsuiyijinmen，jiubeijigeerdaiquanjiemeimenjinjinweizhu，“linsui，linsui，zanmenhejiuqu。”
jilinsuidadianhuadeneigejimeituikaizhongren，balinsuiladaoyibian，yadishengyin，“zhaosuixizailoushang。”
linsuisanbubingliangbuzoudaoloushang。
erlouxieduimiandefangjianlichuanlairenaodeshengyin，linsuixunshengzouguoqu。
gezhemenfengyiqiao，fangjianlidengguanghunan，jigefuerdaizaidazhuozishangmianwanpai，erpangbiandezhangshafashangzuozheyiren，tayijianbaisechenyijiaheisexiku，chenyixiukouwandaoxiaobeichu，shuangbeihuanxiong，zhenggeshentilianzhetouyiqiyonglandikaozaishafabeishang，liangtiaozhangtuichakaiquzaichajibianshang，xiandeneishuangtuiyoudianweiqu。lianshangsuibiangaileyizhangshenmebaozhi，chenyilingkouweizhang，luchuyixiaopianlengbaidepifu，manbujingxinyoushifendeluotuobuji。
linsuibukanlianyerendechulaizheishitabuaihuijiadelaogong，zhaosuixi。
tashenpangzuozheyigedixiongdezhangfameinv，neimeinvyanjiaogouxiao，semimidikanzhezhaosuixi，shoulinazhebashanzi，duizhezhaosuixiqingqingdiyao，linsuiyigebaiyan，goudongxi，tinghuixiangshou。
zhengzaiwanpaidelipeiwenpiejianlinsui，tigaoyinliang，“xige，nilaopolaile。”
zhaosuixiyouyoudilaxiagaizailianshangdebaozhi，tameiguhengao，yishuangfengyanxiazhangruili，yumenwaidelinsuiduishiyiyan，yanjianxiazhi，kanbuchushenmebiaoqing。fandaoshijizhaosuixishanshanzideneiweimeinvlianshangfuxianchuyimogangadeshenqing。
wulineibangrenkanrenaobuxianshida，kanjianlinsuixiangshikanjianlexindalu，yikouyigesaozidijiaozhebalinsuilalejinqu。
yigecuntouerdai，nianzoulehelipeiwendapaideren，lazhelinsuizuozailepaizhuoshang。“wojiaoafei，saozijiaoshenmeya？”
“linsui。maisuidesui。”
“zheimingzikezhenhaoting，lai，suisuisaozi，yiqiwanpaiya。”
林穗，“我不会。”
实则谦虚了哈。
“buhui，wojiaonia，saozi。”afeimeiyanwanwan，yikanjiushuyuneizhongbuaifuzerendeplayboy。
lipeiwenkanlelinsuiyiyan，shixianyouluodaozhaosuixishenshang，“yinglesuannide，shulesuanxigede。”
linsuiyitingyouzheihaoshi，neijiuqianqianwanjibaba。
jishibaxialai，linsuichadianbalipeiwendekuchajiyingle。
lipeiwenyaotou，“qingdile。nibushishuonibuhuima？”
linsuiyudiaoqinglan，“buhui，dankeyipeiniwanwan。”
zhongrenzhibuzhudehongtangdaxiao。
zhaosuiximaizaibaozhixiadezuijiaowanlewan。
afeiyaozhekuaiyaoxiaofeilededaya，“saozinikezhenyoumo。”
linsuitaimou，wanweidikanlezhaosuixiyiyan，neixinos:saozibujinyoumo，haihuiwan**。
linsuiwaizhetou，wenlipeiwen，“haiwanma？”
linsuizheimexiaozhang，lipeiwenhezhouweineixiefuerdaiciyapixiaozhehuxiangduishiyiyan，“huangerenheniwan”。
linsuizailihaiyejiabuzhuduijiachulaoqiana，yigexiaoshibalinsuinvedetiwuwanfu。
afeibazhuozishangdepaidaluan，“haole，haole，buwanle，zaishusaoziyaokule。”
linsuiqishen，dengleyiyanshafashang，gaizhebaozhiyangzhuangshuijuedezhaosuixi，shixianxiayidaotadeyaofuxiafang，zhenhenbudeniebaotade——
头。
tashiyidiantoudoubuweitachua，yanjianzheimeduorenqifuta，haiyifushibuguanjidetaidu。