第1章 癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

di1zhanglaihamaxiangchitianerou

赤炎门,外门后山。

lingfengyiluxiaopao,yanzheqiqudeshanlu,zhibenshanyaoerqu。

shouruodeshenying,xiandeyouxiebenzhuo。

danneizhanghanhoudemiankong,queyangyizhexiyuehejidong。

jianjianlinjinshanyao,kandaopingchangchudengdaizheyiweishaonv,lingfengdelianse,yufaxinxi。

“若彤!”

lingfengjiakuailejiaobu,yibianhuiwuzheshoubei,chongzheshaonvhuhan。

beiduizhetadeshaonv,moranzhuanshen,xunyinkanlai。

“ruotong,duibuqiya,rangnijiudengla。”

lingfengchongshangshanyao,qixiweichuan,kanzheshaonvshanshanhanxiao。

“没事!”

shaonvkanlelingfengyiyan,danranyaotou。

“heihei......”

lingfengnaotouyixiao,suijiconghuaizhongtaochuyimeimuzhidadeciping,dijishaonv,dao:“ruotong,tingshuoniyijingdaolelingxijingyuanman,kuaiyaojinshenglingquanjing。”

“ji,zheishiyipinpeiyuandan,keyigubenpeiyuan,duijingjietupodayoubiyi。wozheigeyuezhuanmenjielebushaozayirenwu,zhuanleyixiegongxianjifen,tediweinihuanlaide,xiwangduininengyousuobangzhu。”

kanzhelingfengchengzhihanhoudexiaorong,shaonvjingzhidemianrong,youxieyouyu。

yishuangxianxidedaimei,renbuzhucuqi。

muguangkanzhelingfengshouzhongdeciping,jiujiuchuli,meiyouhangsheng。

“nazheba,nihaohaoxiulian。yihouyoushenmexuyaode,dougenwoshuo,wohaihuixiangbanfajinisonglaide。”

lingfengmeiyouchajue,hanhouyixiao,xiyiweichangdexiangyaolazheshaonvdexianshou,jiangcipingsaijinshaonvzhangzhong。

danshi,tadeshouhaimeijiechudaoshaonvdeshouzhangshi,shaonvqueshiweiweihoutui,bikailetadedongzuo。

lingfengyizheng,yihuodekanzheshaonv。

“lingfeng......”

shaonvdaimeijincu,yingshizhelingfenghuyideyanshen,danrandao:“yihou,buyaozaijiwosongziyuanle。”

“若彤,怎么啦?”

lingfengbujie:“shibushiziyuanbugouya?nifangxin,yihuierhuiqu,wojiujiabeinuliqujiezayirenwu,zhuangengduodejifenjinihuanlai。”

“wobushizheigeyisi......”

shaonvdelianse,youzhezhengzha,chiyihaojiu,jieshidao:“wodeyisishi......yihounideziyuan,douzijiliuzheba。”

“我留着干嘛呀?”

lingfenghanxiaodao:“niyoubushibuzhidao,wodexiulianzizhibugao,binichayuanleni。zheixieziyuanwoliuzhe,yeshilangfeideya。”

shaonvdaimeisuodegengjin,kanzhelingfengchengzhideyanshen,tayinyaqingyao,lengshengdao:“lingfeng,nizenmezheimeben,haibudongwodeyisima?”

“zen......zenmela?”lingfengxiaorongweijiang。

“niyihoubuyaozailaizhaowole,womenzhijian,daocijieshu。congjinwanghou,womenmeiyoubandianguanxi,mingbailema?”shaonvjiazhongleyuqi,lengshengjiangdao。

唰!

lingfengliansejubian,bukesiyidekanzheshaonv。

“ruotong,ni......nizheihuashenmeyisia?women......womenweishenmeyaomeiguanxia?womenyiqizhangda,yiqijiaruchiyanmen,yiqishenghuoleshiniandeya,womenzenmehuimeiguanxini?”lingfengmangranbujie。

“wo......”shaonvyouxieburen,youyubujue。

“蠢货!”

zheishihou,yidaoqingmiedelengxiao,congyikuaidashihoumianchuanlai。

“谁?”

lingfengxunyinkanqu,zhijianyiweiqingshanshaonian,beizheshuangshou,danranxianshen。

qingshanshaonianshensejuao,zoudaoleshaonvdeshenbian,yilianmiaoshidekanzhelingfeng,dao:“lingfeng,nibujinxiulianzizhifei,jiuliannaozidouzheimebendema?ruotongdehuayijingshuodezheimemingbai,nihaibudongma?”

“ruotongshenmeyisi?niyoushishei?”lingfengliansejiangying,kanzheshaonianwendao。

shaonianmeiyoulicailingfengdewenti,ershimieshizhelingfengdao:“ruotongshimeiyijingdayinggenneimenduyushixiongjiechengdaolv,burijiangyaodongshenqianwangneimen。”

“yihou,gennizheigelianwaimendizidoubushidedidengzayi,jiangshilianggeshijiederen。suoyi,mafanniyihouliruotongshimeiyuandian,buyaozaibaozhebugaiyoudexiangfa。”

什么?

ruotongjurangenneimendizijiechengledaolv?

怎么可能?

怎么会这样?

lingfengliansedabian,mengdicangbai。

duyu,zheigerenwu,lingfengtingshuoguo。

juchuan,shichiyanmenneimendizizhizhongdetianjiaojunyan。

weiguoershisui,queyijingshilingquanyuanmanjingjie,julilinghaijingzhichayibuzhiyao。

zaineimenzhizhong,zuyiweilieqianwu。

lingfengkanxiangshaonv,bukesiyidewendao:“ruotong,zheidaodishizenmehuishi?tashuode......shuodedoushizhendema?”

shaonvbuganqukanlingfengdeyanshen,weiweiniutou,bikailelingfengdemuguang,lengshengdao:“lingfeng,xiexienizheixienianduiwodezhaogu。danshi,rengeyouzhi,woxiangyaodeshenghuo,nijibulewo。”

轰隆!

shaonvdehua,rutongpingdijinglei,zhendelingfengshouruodeshenying,doushiliangqiangzhandou。

“bu......buhuide。ruotong,nizheishipianwode。womencongxiaoyiqizhangda,nishuoguode,nihuijiajiwode,genwoyishengyishi,douzaiyiqide。”

lingfengyaotou,buyuanxiangxinyanqiandeyimu。

duanzandezhenjing,lingfengmengdixingwu,shangqianzhuazhushaonvdexianshou,zhuiwendao:“ruotong,nishibushiyoushenmenanyandekuzhong?haishitamenyongshenmeshouduanbipodeni?nigaosuwo,woquzongmenzhifatanggaotamen,woyidingkeyijinitaohaigongdaode。”

“放肆!”

kandaolingfengdedongzuo,shaonianlianseyichen,lishengchidao:“feiwu,sakainideshou!ruotongshimeidexianshou,qishinizheifeiwunengchupengde?”

“nigunkai!zheishiwogenruotongzhijiandeshi。”lingfengniutounuchi。

“找死!”

qingshanshaonianliansezhouleng,jinjiezheshenyingyishan,taituiyijiao,henhendichuaijinlelingfengdexiongtang。

“嘭!”

shouruodeshenying,mengdidaofeichuqu,fangunzhezazailedishang。

“噗嗤!”

chenzhongdeliliang,shentoujintinei,zhijieranglingfengdakoutuxue。

“你......”

lingfengwuzhexiongkou,zhengzhananqi,fennudikanzheshaonian,hennuyukuang。

“bushishiwudedongxi!”

qingshanshaoniandanranshoujiao,buxieyigudelengheng:“jiunizheifeiwu,yexianglaihamachitianerou。”

“ruotong......”

lingfengfennuzhiji,xiayishikanxiangshaonv。

shaonvkanletayiyan,muguangjinshidanmo,sihaomeiyouguanqielingfengdejiashi。

“lingfeng,niyijingshibasuile,quesihaoxiuweiyemeiyou。genzheni,nigenbenmeifabaohuwode。woxuanzelikaini,yeshiweilenihao,nibieyuanwo。”

shaonvchenmolexia,danrangaojie:“yihouanxindezuogepingfanren,yeweichangbushihaoshi。”

怎么会这样?

怎么会这样啊?

lingfenglianseyufacangbai,qiangchengzhedeshenti,jianjianwuli。

“ruotongshimei,womenzouba,duyushixionghaizaidengzhenini。”

qingshanshaoniankanxiangshaonv,zhaohuleyisheng,suijikanxiangdaozaidishangdelingfeng,jinggaodao:“xinglingde,jizhuwodehua,congjinyihou,biezaishuonirenshiruotongshimei。sanrizhinei,zuihaoshixianglikaichiyanmen。fouze......”

huameishuowan,danhoumiandeyisi,buyaneryu。

lengmodituolekoutuomo,shaonianzhuanshenerqu。

lingfengqiangrentengtong,kanzheshaonvdeshenying。

keshi,shaonvtouyemeihui,suitongzheqingshanshaoniandeshenbian,pianpianerqu。