suningjuedezijizhendeshifengle，zicongluchixutichujiehunzheigetiyihou，tamannaozidoushizheigeshi，zuifandeshi，haoxiangdanaoyijingzidongjieshourenkelezheitiaoxinxi。
yiwangweiweiyisaocongbuzaiyidexinxikuaisuchuxianzainaohaizhong，bingqiezidongxingchenglianxuju。
biru，ruguobuxiangjiehunzhaonankandehuakeyizijizhunbeizhaopian，ziranyitaheluchixudeyanzhibukenengnankan，danshiminzhengjudepaizhaojishu，bugandu……
zaibiru，ruguoliangrenjiehundehua，shibushianzhaozhengchangliuchengzou，cailitabixuyaogebaibashiwan，wujinmaizu，nagepinpaidejinxianglianjinjiezhiyaohaokanyidianlaizhe……
suningyijuexingguolaishi，faxianwaimiantianyijingheile，tadezuoxiyizhihenguilv，congtianliangshuidaotianhei，tuoluchixudefu，haishidiyici。
tanaguozhenbiandeshouji，xiangkankanshijian，meixiangdaoyidakaijiushimouhuangjinpinpaideqijiandian，shitachenshuiqianmimihuhudakaide。
苏柠：“……”
luchixuzhendehaitabuqian。
zhidaoqingshuipuzailianshang，suningcaijuedezijiqingxingleyidian。
danshikanzhejingzi，yourenbuzhucoujin，zuijinpifubutaihao，shibushigaiqubaoyangle，miandedaoshihoupaizhaobuhaokan。
suning：“！！！！！！”
她觉得自己有病。
dantongshiyoubukebimiandisikao，jie？haishibujie？
jie，tanengdoudeguoluchixu，fangzhizijibeichidegutouzhadoubushengma？
bujie，zheigerucinandedejihuikemeiyoudierci！
zhengzaitamanmanjiujiedeshihou，shouji**xiangle，kanjianlaidianren，suningshensedunleyixia，dengdianhuakuaiguaduanshicaijieqi。
qingqingrouroudesangyindaizhexiaoyi，zuijiaoquemeiyangqisihaohudu：“ba，zenmele？”
sulianshengxianlimanshiciai：“nidouduojiumeihuilaile？jintianteyidingledacan，jiudengnile，guolaichigefan，yijiarenjuyixia，nimatiantianniantaozhenini。”
tijimuqin，suningbiaoqingshunjianbiandehuianbuming，“xing，wobanxiaoshihoudao。”
dedaomingquedafu，sulianmanyile，zhufu：“hao，jidedabanpiaoliangdian，nimakexiangnile。”
suningdaodazhuyinxuandeshihouzhengshibadianban，zhuyingyingzaiqiangshang，yingyingchuochuo，yaoyeshengzi。
yitianzhineiguangguliangci，shuoshiyuanfenzaiheshibuguo。
baoxiangmendakai，suninglianshangdaizheqianxiao，cebianfadezaoxingrangtakanqilaiwenwanguaiqiao，youbushimingyandaqi。
kexile，yulequanshaoletazheiweiyinghouzhongzixuanshou。
zhishizaikanjianbaoxianglimianderenshi，piaoliangdemeiweicu，yidiandoubuzhuangle。
“怎么是你？”
suningdeyuqinandedaishanglesixiane，“qitarenni？”
ruodadebaoxiangzhinei，zhiyouliangzhunyigerenlansandizaiweizhishang，lingdaisanluo，luchuhongsedeaimeihenji，buzhidaoshicongsheichuangshangganguolaide。
liangzhun：“subofudangranyijingxianhuiqule，shuorangwomenlianghaohaoxiangchu，peiyangyixiaganqing。”
suningrenbuzhuzhoumei：“shenmeyisi？”
liangzhunjixiao：“su**，zheinidoubumingbai。”
tajixu：“subofutichurangwomenliangjialianyindeshihou，woshiyiwangebuyuanyi。”
liangzhunbianshuobianyongshangxiedeyanjingdaliangta，yanlidetanlanxialiusihaobujiayanshi：“danxianzaikanlai，su**jinianbujian，dabianyanglea，mianqiangpeideshangwo。”
mianqiandenvrenbaiseguabodiaodai，peiyitiaoxiushenweilaniuziku，shencaiquxianjinzhan，mingmouhaochi，peishangruantiandesangyin，liangzhunchengren，yiqianshitahuiyanmeishizhule。
tajixukoutufenfang：“woduinideyaoqiubugao，hunhouzaijialimianxishouzuofan，xiangfujiaozi，xiaoshungongpo，guaiguaidengwohuijiachongxingjiuxing。”
suningweilirenbuzhufangun，chumendeshihouwangjikanhuangli，jintianyeshirangtajianshidaowuzhongdeduoyangxingle。
liangzhun：“womenjiaduizisideyaoqiuyebugao，zhishaoyieryinv，cougehaozi。”
suning：“neiniqushangdiaoba，ganghaocouge**zi。”
liangzhunyileng，suijipokoudama：“jiuniyigenimabuzhidaobeisheigaodaduzishengxialaideyezhong，wonengkanshang，neishinijibeizidefuqi。”
闻言，苏柠顿住。
liangzhunyiweitapale，yuefazhigaoqiang：“guolaijixiaoyetiangexie，jintiandeshiwokeyibujijiao。”
wenyan，suningmanmanzoudaoletagenqian，liangzhunyiweitatuoxiele，meigaogaoyangqi，manshideyi。
yeshi，yigejinv，nenggaoguidaonaliqu？！
haibushixiangyiqian，rentaxiluowuru。
jieguoxiayimiao，zhijiansuningyigetaitui，xiegenpadeyixiajiucaizaitaliangtuijian，ruilidexiejianjiuduizhemouchuyaohai。
liangzhunhoujibeidunshiyizhenfaliang，taitouduishangsuningpiaoliangdaozhangyangdemeiyan。
suningwangxiaqingmieyipie：“ze，buzhidaolianggongzidebingzhideruhele，hainengbunengjuqilai？nizheiyangmeiyongdenanrenchuqule，kemeinagenvrenganyao。”
shuozhetawanxiyisheng，“meishi，rihouhaikeyizuojiemei，wobuhuiwangjidaishangnide，guangyedian，kaiparty，qianmianbuxingzanhaiyouhoumian，tangzheshuangduohao。”
jijuhua，liangzhunchedihongwenle，danyoubugandong。
yishengcaishuodongbude，yidongjiuchedibaofei。
zhidaosuningzouchubaoxiang，shenhoucaiganchuanlailiangzhundepofangsheng：“bieyiweiwobuzhidao，nizheizhilaihamadianjizhechitianerouni，luchixuyeshininenggaopandeqide？！nengrangnijinwomenjiajiuyijingshinizufenmaoqingyanle……”
qianjiaocaitachudamen，houjiaosuningjiushoudaolesuliandexiaoxi，hualihuawaidoushijinggao：【ningning，niyelaodabuxiaole，yizhimeizhaonanpengyou，nimasuiranmeishuo，danxinlimianhaishidanxinnide，liangzhunshigehaohaizi，shiwocongxiaokanzhezhangdade，haohaojiechuyixia，bierangnimashangxin。】
苏柠给气笑了。
tabushisulianqinshengde，zaitabasuishi，muqinjiajisulian，liandaizhetayezhujinsujia，chengweisujiajinv。
sulianguzilidexuweizaitashenshangtixiandelinlijinzhi，renqianwusijifu，jiangtashiweijichu，renhoupua、huadabinglunfanshangzhenxiangrangtaxinganqingyuanlunweichouma。
lirucike，zheisuanpanzhuzichadianjiumeibengtalianshangle。
batamingmabiaojiajiajiliangzhun，weizijihuanlaigengduoliyi。
suningyanshenyining，nachushouji。
癞蛤蟆吃天鹅肉。
那咋了？
她腿长，蹦得高。
还真能吃上天鹅肉。