【悍匪养成系统】
【zhu：benxitongjiangfuzhusuzhuchengweiyiminghegedehanfei，suzhumeiyicifanzuidoukehuodexiangyingjiangli】
kanzhenaohaizhongshenmezheige【hanfeiyangchengxitong】
suminghenhenzhoulezhoumei，lianshangdehengrougengshiningchengleyituan。
naoni？zijikeshijingcha！zenmexitongjihuochenghanfeixitongle？
这也太不靠谱了吧！
erqiezheifanzuicainenghuodejianglideshedingyetaixing，taikekaoleba。
turanyoulezheizhongkeyubukeqiudexitong，sumingjuedezijihoubanbeiziyoupantouduole！
悍匪系统？
zheixitongjigou，goudouxianqiba！
(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻！！！
sumingdesanguanbitajirouhaiying，genbenbukenenghuizhudongfanzuilaihuodexitongjiangli。
keyishuozheigexitongwanquanmeiyouyong。
wunaidetanlekouqi，sumingyaxiaxintouwanbancaodian，yuanbenxiangliyongxitongqingyunzhishang，quemeixiangdaohuodelezheimegexiudouxitong。
sumingyaotoukuxiao，buguotabijingliangshiweiren，suoyibingweitaiguoyincijusang。
buguo，jiusuanmeiyouheshidexitongbangshen，sumingyebuhuixiangzheizhongeshiliditou，taxiangxinzijinenggoupingjienenglichuangchuyipiantian。
tajixuyuzhujiashidelichengmingkaishixianliao。
zheicaizhidao，zheigejianshangguazhesanjijingsidelichengmingjuranhezijiyiyangdoushijiangbeijingxiaobiyede，erqieyedoushijiangbeishiren。
bisumingdasanjie，shitazhengerbajingdexuezhang，tongyangbiyejiubeifendaolejiangbeishilidonglingpaichusuo。
gezhongxiangtongdejinglirangliangrenliaodeshifentouji，poyoudianxiangjianhenwandeganjue。
lichengmingduiyuzheigedakuaitoudeshidiyeshipoyouhaogan，yilushangyeweisumingjiangjiezhepaichusuodedazhigongzuo。
zhiyudonglingqudeqingkuang，taliangzuoweitushengtuzhangdejiangbeishiren，yedoushizhixiaode。
donglingquweiyuxinlaochengqujiaohuichu，bujinjinshishangyequfanhua，zhianyebijiaofuza。
qizhongyouyitiaojiedaogengshijiangbeishizuidadetesefanggubuxingjie，youshi**qiantouhuafeijuzijiancheng，meitiandouyougezhongteseyanchu，xiyinlequanguogedideyoukemumingqianlaiguanshang。
yinweimeitianliuliangjuda，gezhongjingqingziranshaobule。
cishizhengqiaojingguofanggubuxingjie，lichengmingjiashizhejingchehuanhuanxingshibingyantujisumingjiangjiexiaquqingkuang。
“mingge，zanmenpaichusuopingshijingduoma？”
sumingyibianyanjiunaohaizhongdexitong，yibianhelichengmingxianliao。
lichengmingwenyantanlekouqi，kanleyansuming，wunaideyaoleyaotou，jingguoduanzanjiechu，ganjuezheigeshidichulezhangdewudasancuxionghanlexie，qishibingbunanxiangchu。
suoyitayemeiyoushagulv，aishengtanqidishuodao；“bietile，xiaqulizicongjianlezheimegeshangyejie，womensuojianzhiyitianhaorizidoumeiyou。neidaoqiedejingshiyigejieyige，erqienanpodehen。”
“shiliqiuyeyegaonainaizhaoshangyinziduoshaogeyicaijianqidexiangmu，jiuzhizhezheigefazhandisanchanyelvyouyeladonggdp。”lichengmingkuzhelianjixushuodao：“gezhongdouyin、manshoufengkuangtuiliu，zuihouquebeiwangyoupingjiaweijiangbeizeijie！nixiangxiangshililingdaoshafanyingba。”。
sumingzhengzhedayanmosuoqilexiaba，xinliananzazui。
kanlaizijibeifendaodepaichusuozhianshigelaodanan，gujiweilaiyoudemangle。
“neijulijiumeiyoushacuoshima？biruchenglifanbaxiaozushade？”
“fanbaxiaozu？congzheishijiwanyoukezhongzhuazeiheqirongyi！erqiexianzaizheiqunzeifengonghezuo，youdetouyoudeyun，jiusuankandaogezhengzhe，yizhuanyanbianbashoujiqianbaojiletonghuo，meilezangwu，genbenmeibanfadingzui。”
tidaolexiaquzhian，lichengmingdadaokushui，tayinciaimataiduole，shuoqilaidoushimobuwandelei。
“zheiyitiantianquanshidaoqiedejing，julilingdaotiantianmadewomensuozhanggouxuepentoude，womenzhousuoxianzaitingdaodianhua**douduosuo....”
tingdaozheili，sumingyeshenyiweiran。
xianzaizheixiefanzuifenzifanzhenchayishijiqiang，erqiehenduodoushijijingongdelaoyoutiao，zuiyingdehen。
jiushizhualexianxing，renzangbinghuo，zhengwushuaizailianshangdouyousiburenzuide。
hekuanghenduomeinengdangchangzhuazhude。
“mingge，zanmensuochulezheixiexiaotouxiaomode，jiumeishadaanzima？”sumingdiaozhenglexiazuozi，niutouxiangchechuangwaikanqu。
cishijingchezhengxingshizaibuxingjieyicemalushang，zhongduoyoukezaifanggubuxingjieneiyouwanpaizhao，renlairenwang，jiweirenao。
zhujiashangdelichengmingtinglesumingdexunwen，guaneryixiao。
kanlaizijizheigedakuaitoudeshidiyouxiekanbuqizheizhongdaoqiedeanzi，yixinxiangpodaan。
dangranyouzheizhongxinsiyezhengchang，bijinggangcongjingxiaochulai，sheibushixiangyifeichongtian，yimingjingren？
buguoxianshiwangwangshicankudi。
jiranzaijingxiaoshichengjibulixiang，beifendaopaichusuo，weilaigongzuozhudingweiraozhejimaosuanpiderichang，linlilinwaigezhongjiufenhuozheqiuzhu。
shenmegaopoxiemeigaomingbaibeizhuaxianxingde，helejiuyinweisheitaoqiandaqilaide，erzibeifuqinzoubaojingde，fuqinbeierzizoubaojingde....
zheijingninijiuchuba！yichuyigebuzhisheng。
lichengmingwangleyansumingdiaokandao：“zale？womendesujuxinliyouxiangfa？dasuandaizhenimingdipogedaan，zhuageajitongjifanshade？”
sumingheiheiyixiao，meiyouhangsheng，zhidaozijihaogaowuyuanbeidiaokanle。
“lai！zhenggenyan。”lichengmingshuliandihuanlegedangwei，yongxiabachongzhefangzaizhongkongtaishangdexiangyanbihualexia，shiyitaziqujingshenliangcao。
sumingyemeikeqi，bijingzheirizidoujinzaiyanqianlehaikeqisha？
shuliandenaqizhongkongtaishanglichengmingfangdeyanhedahuoji，diaoqiyigendianranhou，shenshenxilekou。
shunshoujiangyanrenghuizhongkongtai，quexiayishidesuishoujiangdahuojifangjinlezijikoudai。
dongzuojiqiziran、shulian，yikanjiushilaoyanminle。
budengsumingtuchuyanquan，yidaoqingcuidexitongyinbianzaicicongsumingnaohaizhongxiangqi。
【ding！gongxisuzhudaoqiedahuojichenggong！minjie+1】
【gongxisuzhuchufanchenggong！wuyiexiaoerbuwei，huodebaoxiangyige，kezizhujihuo】
jinjiezhesumingbianganjuedao，zijishentineiyidaonuanliuzishangerxiazhuanshunershi。
xiayishitailetaishou，faxianzijisihuqueshifanyingbiankuailexie？
sumingliangyanmengbi，zheijiuchufan？
拿个打火机而已！
zheixitongzenmepingkongwurenqingbai？
dahuoji..duiyuyanminlaishuo，dahuojidoubushuyuziji，ershishuyuzuihoudianyanneigeren！
lajixitonglianrenqingshigudoubudong，sumingyibianbishidiaomaoxitong，yibiandakailebaoxiang。
【ding！gongxisuzhuhuodejineng———haoyouzhiyan】
【haoyouzhiyan：yisuzhuweizhongxin，huodezhouwei10mineiyusuzhuyoutongzhongfanzuijinglidehaohanshenfenxinxi。】
【zhu：sanrenxingbiyouwushi，xuxinxuexishichengweiyigehegehanfeibibeidetiaojian，jiayou！】
erzaizheigejinengkuangxia，paibuzhemimimamadehuisexunzhang，xianranhaiweidianliang。
xunzhangshangmingkezhegezhongzuiming，culvesaoguo，shenme【guyisharen】【fanmaidupin】【zousiqianghuo】【zonghuo】dengdeng..
linlangmanmu，mubuxiajie。
jinjinkanleyiyan，sumingjiujuedezijiyanteng！
kanwanjinengjieshao，youqibeiteyijiacude“tongzhongfanzuijingli”zheijigedazi。
苏铭有点迷。
weibangwozaifanzuilushangzoudaogengyuan，fangbianwojiaoliujingyan，zhuanmenshejige“xunzhaoyouxiangtongfanzuishishi”dezhaopengyoujineng？
sumingxinzhongmomoshuqidamuzhi，ba6dazailegongpingshang。
kewentitayigejingcha，yougejimaodefanzuijinglia！
【ding！gongxisuzhujihuodaoqiexunzhang，suzhukeyikao“haoyouzhiyan”zhudongxunzhaohupenggouyoujiaoliuxindege！】
jiuzaisumingtucaojinengwuyongzhishi，xitongdegongxishengsuichidandaozaicixiangqi。
haoyouzhiyanjinengxia，yigeyinzhedongzuoguisuidianzhejiaojianzhengzaidaoqiedeshenyingdexunzhang，shunjianconghuisezhuanbianchengjinse。
erxunzhangxiafang，qingxixianshizhelianggezi。
盗窃。