1990年，
gangdaodetianqifengherili。
tongluowangaoshidadaodejiedao，chelaichewang，renliuruzhi。
“apo，xiaoxinyidian，mandianzou。”
yigezhangdesisiwenwen、daizhejinsiyanjingdejingzi，mingjiaoguanzu，zhengwanzheyaoshifenlimaodifuzheyiwei70duosuideapoguobanmaxian。
“叭叭叭~~”
beidangzhuludekaibaisemazidadezhongfentouyounanyidunluanan。
zheiyixingwei，dunshiredejinsiyanjingshuaigeguanzushifenbuman，duizhemazidazhongfentouyounanjiushidama：“sipujiea，chaoshenmechao！zhaosishibushi！”
“nixianpujiea……”zheimazidazhongfentouyounan，mingjiaobaichili。
tabatoushenchuchechuang，zhengzhunbeiduiguanzudama‘zuzhutiaolu，kanjiachan’，jieguotougangshenchuqu，jiubeiguanzushenhoudejigexiongshenesha、wenlongwenhudeguhuozixiaodizhuazhuyilingyidunpangzou。
“kanjiachana！ganmawomenlaoda！”
“zhibuzhidaowolaodashihongxingde？！”
“找死！”
“揍他！”
baichili：“？？？？”
“dengdeng……bushi……”
他当场被揍傻逼了。
shenmeguia，zheigefulaoapoguomaludenianqingren，jingrantamadehongxingguhuozi？
guhuozibushidaochunadaokanrendema？
zheishijieshiwodianle，haishishijiedianle？
guanzuzheibian，zongsuanbaapofudaolebanmaxianduimian。
“laonainai，yihouzouluyaoxiaoxindiana，youshenmeshidawodianhua……wodedianhuashi……”
guanzuxiaoronghefengxiyu，shengyinwenrou，liuleyigedianhuajiapo……ng，dianhuaxiaodide。
xiaodi：bushi，laodani……
aposhifenganji，nazhe：“zhendetaixiexienile，xianzaizheishidaoyijinghenshaoyouzheimehaoxinderenle。”
「ding……nihuodeleapodeganxie，niwanchengleyicicishanxingwei，huode500gangbi，jianghuiyihefafangshijinrunideyinxingzhanghu！」
guanzuliezuiyixiao，shuaiqiyangguang：“laonainaibuyongxie，yishanweiben，xinhuaidaai，zheishiwoderenshengxintiao！”
apoyoushiyizhenganxie、kuazan，henbudebaziji0.1dunsunnvjieshaojiguanzu。
songzouleapo，guanzulaidaolemazidabaichilizheili，yuanbendeyangguangshuaiqideqizhi，yixiazibiandelengjunqilai，dengzhebaichili：
“jiunigangganganlaba？zhibuzhidaochadianhehuaileapole……wanyilaorenjiahechuxinzangbingzenmeban？！”
baichilineimosidingxingtoufabeiguhuozixiaodizhuazhe，yankuangdoubeidazhongle，duiguanzukusuzhelian：“duibuqidage，shiwoyouyanbushitaishan。”
guanzuhuishou：“feihuabuyaoshuoneimeduo，na1000gangbichulai，wonaquzuocishan，gongdeniwogeyiban。”
白痴礼：“啊？？”
再次傻逼了。
guanzudengletayiyan，muguanglengli：“ashenmea？nishuojibujiqian？yebudatingdating，woguanzushishenmeren，renchengcishantianzun，zuixihuanjiushidairenzuocishan，nijintianzuolehuaishi，zenmeyeyaozuodiancishanlaimibunideguocuo！”
白痴礼泪6满面。
tamadeshenmeshenjingbinga，guhuozizuoshanshi？
还慈善天尊！
youzheimexiongdecishantianzun？
haiyaobizhewoquzuocishan！
6哭了！
“给，我给！”
baichilikusangzheliantaole1000gangbi，dijileguanzu。
“zheihaichabuduo，gun！”
“谢谢。”
baichililianqingbizhong，kaizhechetaolicidi。
guanzunachu500gangbi，dijijigexiaodi：“zuoshanshiziranyaoyouhuibao，zheixieqiannaqufenle，1ren100yuan。”
“多谢祖哥！”*5
yigegeguhuozikaixinbuyi。
genzhezugehun，tiantiandayudaroua！
buxianggebidongxingdewuyadexiaodi，santianejiudun，tingshuohaoduorendouxiangtuoliwuya，kexiwuyataiguoxionge，guangongdougancai，gengbieshuoxiangtuolitadexiaodile，zhijiejiushisandaoliudongsihou。
guanzuyoubalingwaidewubaijiaojilexiaodigaojin。
“qu，bazhei500juanjigebijiedebaoliangju！”
baoliangju，zai19shijichengli，shidongguanxianzhugangshangrenlugengyangchenglide，zhuanmenweidajiguaimairenkou、biliangweichang、baohuertongerjianli，muqianzaigangdaoshishuyubijiaodadecishanjigou。
“是，老大。”
gaojindiantou，zhuantoujiuqianwanggebijiequjuanqian。
gaojin，zhengshi《shapolang2》limiandeneigedianyuzhang，shiguanzuzaijiulongchengzhaiouyude，neishihougaojinzhongbing，guanzuhuaqianjiulegaojin，zicigaojinjiuchengweileguanzuzhongxingenggengdeshouxia。
没多久，
guanzujiutingdaolexitongtishi：「nijuankuanle500yuanjibaoliangjucishanhui，huodesuijijiangli「qizhi+1」！」
6！
guanzujianzhiaisizheigexitongle。
zuocishanjiunenghuodejiangli。
jiuzheixitong，woguanzuyaozuocishanzuodaobao！
guanzushicong2024nianchuanyueguolaide，yinweijingjixingshibuhaobeicaiyuanle，meixiangdaochuanyuedaolegangdaodeyigegangchushengdeyingershenshang。
yinianqiancaidapoletaizhongzhimi，huodeleqianshidejiyi。
zheigeshidai，meiyoushenmeyulehuodong，zuihaowandejiushijiejile，danshiduiguanzulaishuojiushilaodiaoya，nayouhoushishuadouyinkanxiaoshuolaideshuang？
buguohaozaiguanzuyou「cishanzhiwangxitong」，tiantianzuohaoshishuazheshangongkaijiangli，haitingyouyiside。
duile，tadelaodashi《guhuozi》dalaob，yijiarenbeizhengzhengqiqideneige；tongyitangkoudehaiyouqiyunzhujiaochenhaonan。
juexingtaizhongzhimihou，guanzugengjiarenshidaozheigeshijiedehaochu，jiyutaiduole，shudoushubuwan。
yaoshanggeshijie，shenweiniumadetananengfanshena，yibeizidoushiniuma。
erzheigeshijie，takeyifanshenzuozhurenle！
……
10分钟后，
guanzudaizhegaojin、xiaodidengren，laidaoledalaobquanguan。
“pengpengpeng~~~~~”
quanguanleitaishang，lianggeshenyingquanjiaobuduan，nilaiwowang，dadejilie。
zhengshidalaob、chenhaonan。
“wa，azuyouchidaolea？”leitaibianshang，zuibazuiduodeshanji，kaishidashengrangrangdao。
guanzuxiaomimi：“meibanfa，fulaonainaiguomalu，hualedianshijian。”
扶老奶奶？
山鸡嘴角抽搐。
tadaobujuedeguanzushizaizhaojiekou，yinweiguanzuzuocishanshirenzhende。
zhenggetangkou、hongxing，sheibuzhidaoguanzushichulemingdecishantianzun，shenmeweilaorenyuansongwennuan，xiezhuxiaofanbaitan，yiwujiaoshoujietouertonggongke，diaojielinlijiufen，weidanqinjiatingsongmisongyou……
buzhidaoderen，haiyiweiguanzushinageshanxindafadefujiashaoye。
“祖哥！”
“祖哥！”
suizheguanzuzoujinquanguan，yigegeguhuozifenfenxiangguanzureqinghuhan。
bijingguanzushitamendecaishenye，meicitamenzuoshanshizhihou，guanzudouhuijitamenxianjinbaochou。
zheibushicaishenyeshishenme？
shuoweiwang，guanzudeweiwangbidalaobzheigetangzhuhaigaodian，bijingguanzushizhenjinbaiyinjiqian，erdalaobzhijiyiqi。
义气？
值几个钱！
“阿祖你来了！”
dalaobhechenhaonanjieshuledaquan，xiaomimizouxialeitai，pailepaiguanzujianbang。
chenhaonankanzheguanzu，weixiaozhe。
“bge！”guanzuxiaomimigongjing。
dalaobdiantou，ranhoudao：“anan、azu，nimenlianggejinlai，youjianshiyaogennimenshuoyixia。”
很快，
guanzu、chenhaonangenzhedalaobzoujinleyigesimifangjian。
大佬b：“坐。”
dalaobyibianzhaohuliangrenzuoxia，yibiannachuwanbaoluqiaochulesanzhiyan，sanrenyifen，dianhuo，zhaolegeshufudezuozitunyuntuwuqilai。
chouwanyan，dalaobfangxiaerlangtui，tingzhileyaoshen，shuoqilezhengshi。
“nimenliangdougenlewohenjiule，xianzai，youyigeshangweidejihui！”
guanzu、chenhaonanliangrendunshilianseyixi！
tamentongshixiangdaoleyigeci：
红棍！
这么多年了！
机会终于来了！
tebieshiguanzu，zaojiuxiangshangweile，shangweijiudaibiaozhegengdadequanxian，gengduodezhuanqian、zhuanshangong、gaoshiqing……
chuanyuedaogangzongshijie，guanzuziranbuhuimanzudangyigexiaoguhuozi。
tayaomanmancongguhuozi，yituohongxingzheigedazuzhi，yibuyibuchengweiquangangzuidashetuanlongtou，ranhouzoushangye，zouzhengzhi，dengshangjinqian、quanlidianfeng……
“B哥您说！”*2
dalaobyibianguanchaliangrenshense，yibiandao：
“jintian，jiangshengjilewoyigerenwu！”
“hehetudebabi，zuijintaixiaozhang，relejiangshengbumanyi，xiwangwonenggoujiangzheigebabichudiao。”