第1章 婚书

【quandoushihuzhou,naozijicunchu!】

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leijiehaililizaimu,tajuedehoubeiteng。tahuanguzheijianxiaopowu,suirandoushixietameijianguodedongxi,buguorouyankejian,zheijianwuziliyijianzhiqiandedongxidoumeiyou。

taduquleyuanzhudejiyi,xiaoguniangsuanshitadi39daihouren,wufuwumuwuye,gangbiyejiuesizaichuzuwulile。

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“kaimen!wozhidaonizailimian,duoshimeiyongde!”

“kuaibamenjiwodakai!”

menwaiyourenkuangkuangzaimen,jiyigaosutashifangdongdama。

linmohuayixiabamenlakai。

“你喊什么喊?”

fangdongdamadingzheyitouweiqiaodexiaojuanfa,xiezheyanjingkanta:“xianzaishiniqianwofangzu,nizheishishenmetaidu,kuiwohaihaoxinkuanxianleniyizhou,jiaozu,meiqianjiujiwogunchuqu!”

linmozhidaliangleyiyan,jiukanchufangdongjialiyoushi。

“nizhangfuhenjiumeihuijialeba?”

“laoniangrangnijiaozu,nichewozhangfuganshenme,tachuchaledangranhuibulejia。”

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“nizheigeshihouguoquyinggaihainengzhuagexianxing,yaoshizaiwanershifenzhong,nizhangfukejiuyaochumenge~”

linmoshuodeduding,fangdongdamalengleyimiao:“xiaogunianghuakebunengluanshuo,wozhangfuhenlaoshide。”

linmoweiweiyixiao:“shini,laoshidezhengzaipeixiaoerziwanni。”

“shenmexiaoerzi,womenzhiyouyigenver……”fangdongdamayuetingyuexinxu,tajuedingqinziqulinmoshuodexiaoqukankan。

“nijiwodengzhe,woxianzaijiuqu,niyaoshiganpianwo,jinwanjiubixubanchuqu!”

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fangdongdamafengfenghuohuodizoule。

xiangzheizhongtouyangwaishidezhanan,zaitamenneihuishikeyibeidiuqujinzhulongde,tajiudangshirixingyishanle。

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zheilimeiyoulingqi,tadejinkuaixiangbanfahuifu。

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“zhutianzushijianzheng,yiyangchudong,linfuerxing,biaotianting,bingdifu,wushiqichangzhengfengbu,yitangdiyue,liangyuanyongjie。guzeyishi,sizetongxue。ruoweiciyue,leixingjiashen,tianqianchuzhi。”

haojiahuo,youshileixing?leishenhetagangshangleshiba,zhuanmendingzhetapi,feishengyepi,bujiehunyepi!

zheimenhunshishiyuanzhutainainaiweitadingxiade,yuanzhubuxiangjiehun,guyinazheihunshudianlezhuojiao。

zheixiegehouren,daoshikengdaotazheigelaozuzongtoushangle。

linmobusuanlehunshudelingyifang,cirenminggejiqiang,dangshiyunlongzhiming,juefeiyibanren。yingshitainainaizaoliaodaoyuanzhuyiyingnianzaoshi,titaxundaodehushenzhiren,yituweitayanshou,meixiangdaohaishiwanleyibu。

ruguoshizheimeqiangdemingge,shuobudingnengweilinmodailaibushaolingqi,taxianzaizheijushentitaixuruole,ruomeiyouqiangyingminggecongpanghuti,pashilishensidaoxiaoyebuyuanle。

linmochuaishanghunshu,bujiushijiegehunma,zheigehunyuetalailvxing。

jiranneigerenshiyunlongmingge,linmozhunbeiyongxunlongjuelaizhaozhaokanduifangxianzaizaina,tagangyaokaishi,fangdongdamahuilaile。

zaicijianmian,fangdongdamaneitouyisibugoudejuanfazaojiubiandeqilingbaluo,yikanjiushijingguoleyichangdazhan。

fangdongdamameiyoulefangcaidexiaozhangqiyan,taniandadadejinlai。

“ninengbunenggaosuwo,nishizenmezhidaowozhangfuchuguide?”

tabenlaiduilinmodehuayijudoubuxin,sheizhidaotazhaozhemenpaihaozhaoguoqu,zhenghaokandaotabenyingzaiwaidichuchadezhangfu,zaijiyigenanyinghuanzhiniaoku。

taduizhexiaosanhezhangfujiushiyidunkutianhandidebaozou,daleiletabeizhangfuquganchulai,shuoyaohetalihun。

linmorushixianggao:“suande。”

fangdongdamadengdashuangyan,tabenlaicaixiangyexushilinmochumendeshihouzhuangjianguo,danzheigexiaoguniangyouburenshizijizhangfuzhangshenmeyang,tashizaixiangbutongcaihuihuilai,meixiangdaoshizheimegedaan。

“niquangaozuida,bitoujianxiyanjiaoaoxian,hunyingongdangyouyijie。”

fangdongdamayanlekoukoushui:“neiwoyinggaizenmeban?”

“离婚吧。”

“nandaojiuzheimebianyineiduigounannvlema,tamenkeshilianerzidoushengle!”

linmozixikanlekanfangdongdama:“woguannihoujiyoufu,zisunxiaoshun,likaizheigenanrennidefuqihaizaihoutou。”

“woqueshiyougenver,zhengzaiwaididudaxue,heninianjichabuduoda,neixiaoguniang,bu,dashi,ninengbunengzaibangwokankanwonverdeyinyuan。”zijidehunyuezheimenaoteng,takebuxiangzijinverzaiyushangtabazheizhonglanren。

linmoxuqiyanjing:“kanyinyuankeyi,yiqianyigua。”

tazheiwuyiqiongerbai,tadexiangbanfazhengdianqiancaishi。

“meiwenti!nizhiqiandefangzuwodoubuyaole,zaiduojiniyiqian!”fangdongdamazhijiedayingle。

“把她八字给我。”

damabaoshanglenverdebazi,linmoqiazhituisuan。

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“woyidingdingzhutayuanlifenghuangnan,wozaiyebucuihunle,duoxiedashi!zheigefangzinixiangzhuduojiudouxing!”

“buyongle,fangziwobuzhule。”

songzoufangdongdama,linmoyijingyongxunlongjuezhaodaolehunyuezhirendagaideweizhi。tatangzaichuangshangxiuxi,tayaodengdaolingdianyihouzaichufa,zheiyangtajiukeyizuomianfeideguichele。

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meiyihui,yiliangliangzheguidengdedabachejiutingzailelinmomianqian。