xuyinongerbianshiwengwengzuoxiangdezaoyin，yanshizhetaruleigudexintiaosheng，youyishunjian，tajihuyiweizijitingcuole。
“santian，wojinisantianshijianlaiqiuwo。”
jiangzhuofushen，bochuntiedaotaerbian，yiziyijudichendesangyinqingqingchuchudikerutaerzhong，“yuqizuofei。daoshihou，wobujieyirangquanxiaorenzhidaonigenwopanchebuqing。”
……疯子。
zhidaoneidaoqizhangdeshenyingshishiranchadoulikai，yuyuejiuxiangwajuedaoshenmejingtianqiwen，yilianjidongdibaozhuxuyinongjianjiao：“cao！kuaigaosuwomen，jiangzhuogangcaigennishuoleshenme？”
“tayebuchaqianya，zenmepianpianjiudingshangnile？！”
tangshimandaoshizhending，tuiletuihourupijiupingbandeheikuangyanjing：“wojuede，tahenyoukenenganlianyiyi。”
“……怎么可能。”
xuyinongyaranshixiao，“renjiayinxingkayuebinimingdouzhang，yongdezhewananlianma。”
tasuihejiangzhuoshitongyisuoshizhongdiangaozhong，yigezai2ban，lingyigezai12ban，quecongweidaguohua，rutongxianggeleyizhenggemaliyanahaigou。
chukaidingjihaomentaiziyedebeijing，youshizhoudawulixidewangpai，fuxiulejinrongnashuangxuewei，jiangzhuozuibeirenchengdaode，haishineipushuomilidejiashi。
tademuqin，hushilongtouqiyedenvzongcaijiangtinglan，jushuohunneichuguihuisuonanmo，lvlejiangzhuodefuqin，paofuqizi，jiangfuqisupuguanglihunhou，bianzaodaolebaofu——quanshixingyedefengsha。
yizhiyuxianzaihaizhaobudaogongzuo，meirizhinengrujiebianqigaibanwusuoshishiyoudang，gesanchawushangmenpokoudama。
ersannianqiangaokaoqianxi，jiangmuhuocongtianjiang，zaoyuleyichangzhongdachehuo，leiguduanliesangen，qiangjiulezuzusantiancaijianhuiyiming，haibeichachufeiaizaoqi。
dangshibushaomeitibaodaolezheishi，shuoshizaolebaoying。
huidaoqinshi，tongsushedeshiyuqingzhengduijingmiaomozhejingzhideweisuyanzhuangrong，yibianbuzhihesheidazhedianhua，sangyinnanyanxiuqie：“……nimenbieluanshuo。woxianzaihaibushizhuogedenvpengyou。”
“saoziqianxule，sheibuzhidaonimenshijintongyunvdeyidui！jinwan，gemenbibangninaxiata！”
“谈不上我跳楼！”
xuyinongmianwubolandihuidaozhuowei，dakaidiannaozhengzhunbeizuouishejizuoye。
shiyuqingzoudaotashenbian，dadalieliediwanshangtagebo，lvzhendexiaorongfangfotianshengnenglajinguanxideliqi：
“yiyi，wanshangwomenxueyuanhetamenwulixueyuanyougejucan，woxiawuyoukedewanlaidian，daoshihouninengbangwobazheigeheijiaochangpianjijitama？”
taguzuoshuluodidilaiyigeheisedefangzhengliwuhe。
xuyinongbuzhehenjidichouchushou，danshenghuiying：“kanqingkuang。”
tangshimanheyuyueduishiyiyan，tuiletuiyanjingwen：“nigenjiangzhuohenshuma？liantadexihaodouzhidao？”
“也不是很熟啦。”
shiyuqingnaqiangnadiaodixiaolexiao，“……jiushiwomenjiahejiangjiayoushangyefangmiandehezuo，fanzhengwomenliangjiachizaoyaolianyinde，jintianjiudangtiqiantongzhinimenla。”
yuyuechilesheng，coujinxuyinongkandao：“zhenshixiaomuniuanmenling，niubidaojiale。renjiangzhuozhibudingdouduitameiyinxiang，guainengzhuangde。”
xuyinongdanxiaolexia，meishuoshenme。
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baoxiangdingzaidaxuechengfujinyijiamingjiao“xifuhaitang”desongshigaodangcanguan。
tamenyixingrenzaibangwangandaoshi，yiliangqiheidekenisaigeshenlongbaiweiditingzailecanguanmenkou。
buyongcai，yezhidaozhurenshishei。
diaohuadamen、shanshuichajipingfeng，sizhoubuzhidoushiguseguxiangdehuanghualimuzhuohezitanmuyi，shiyingshengjiangtamenyinrulebaoxiang。
cuicandebaichidengxia，neidaogaoqiaoxiuzhangdeshenyingmanyouyoudizuozaizhuzuoshang，xiazhangshensuideyanweishangtiao，rangrenkuitanbutouyanlideqingxu。