肯定是这人在胡诌。
“benshuaisulaibuqianrenshenme，nishuotaozhai，daoshiyaoshuoshuoqingchu，benshuaiqiannishenme？”
tashuranyixiao，“jinniankaichunshi，shengshangcileguyizhuanghunshi，duifangnaishiligelaozhinv，nianfangshiba，rongguanjingdou。”
我右眼皮狂跳。
daomeicuide，wodaoshimeiyouxiangdaotajingranhaizhenshilinyuanwang——liluoshui。
“yanchouzhejiuyaoxiadingguopin，ligelaoqueshuoshenmedouyaohuihun。”
“bingyangyan，guyuneipingnandayuanshuaiheliancheng，youduanxiuzhipi，duanduanbunengjiangnverjiajigu。”
tayanshenyufalingli，rudaorujianbanbubujinbi。
“dashuaipingpingli，guhaohaodeyizhuanghunshijiuzheimebeihuile，zongdezhaozhaozhaizhu，taogezhaiba？”
ruguozhishitaozhaihaihaoshuo，zhishitaguiweihuangzizhizun，qianlitiaotiaodipaodaobianguanlai，zhipatumoufeiqian。
dagailv，yerutaneifuhuangyiban，shiweilewohelianjiadebingquanerlai。
wojiaxiaozheyingfudao：“haoshuohaoshuo，zhishizheizhaiwu，xiaguanquewufachanghai，yebunengchanghai。”
tatiaomei，huyidiqiaozhewo：“weihe？”
“yinweixiaguanbianzaoyudianxiadefeiwenshiweiledazhou，weileshengshangbuzaituzengshanie！”
miansecanbaideliluoshuishurandanu，jiyanlisedizhizhewodao：“ni...nidanibudao！”
这就大逆不道了？
kewohaiyougengdanibudaodehuameishuoni！
“helianfumanmenzhonglie，daolewozheiyidai，sidezhishengwoyiren。”
“dianxiakezhi，helianjiazuzubeibeimeiyouyigeshihaosi，meiyouyigeshihaomai，youqishiwofushuai，sihoushigubeidijunjiantachengni...”
“woyongyishuangshoulianleqitianqiye，yezhilianhuitabanfushigu。”
keraoshizheiban，gaozuojinluandiandeneiweihaishijuede，wohelianjiahuiyoujubingmoufandeyiri。
“shengshangmingzhixiongnurenlvcifanbian，bianguanweiruleiluan，yiridoubudeansheng，ketarenyoubingbutinglewomendeliangcao！”
meiyourenzhidao，dangwodebinghuohuoesizaiwoyanqianneiyike，woshizhendexiangfanlezheitian。
“...wodebing，tamenmeisizaixiongnurenshouli，quebeizijirenhuohuoesi。”
“liluoshui，bingjiangdemingbuzhiqian，nimenlijiabufangzaiyanli，kenimenyoumeiyouxiangguo，ruoshibianguanjiangshidoudongsiesi，sheilaishouweidazhoumenhu？！”
“jieshi，xiongnuhanfeizhangquzhirusharujingdou，guopojiawanghoudetaotianzuinie，qiangumamingyouyousheilaichengdan？”
tamenlijiaxiangyaowoshoulidebingquankeyi，wolijishangjiaobingfu，daizhewodebingmaxiejiahaitian。
tinglewoyifanhuahou，liluoshuizhibeiwoqidekechuanbuzhi。
“nijiubupaguzhinidezui？！”
woxiongkouchengzhudixiaodao：“xiaguangannadianxiazaoyao，ganjiangnierzhongyanxuanzhiyukou，jiushidudingdianxiashixianjun。”
yedudingtazuilishuozhetaozhai，bingbuhuizhendebawozenmeyang。
bijingchidaozuilidedongxi，tazongbunengrangwomendoutuchulaiba！
kewomeiyouxiangdao，laitaozhaidebushililuoshui，ershiheliananzheigexiaozaizi！
zhijianwohuayingangluo，anerjiumaizhexiaoduantui，zhanzhanweiweidipengzheyiwantangyaojinlemen。
“niangqin，anerjinisongyaolaila！”
liluoshuilianseyichen，yinchenchendidengzhewo。
可真是天要亡我啊！