laozheshuowanhou，wobamadangshiyouxieyouyu，
吃喝倒无所谓，
wojiatiaojiansuiranyiban，danshiyigenvwahaishiyangdeqide，
buguomeigeyuedouyaohexue，zheijiuyouxierangrenbuhaojieshoule。
胖子见场面有些僵，
xiaoxixidekailebanzhenbujiadewanxiao，
“zheigenvwasuanshiguojiafenpeijizanjiahaizidexifu，yisuijiujifenpeixifu，zheiyangdehaoshikebuduojianna！”
怕我爸妈不信，
pangziyouxiaoxixidepaizhexiongfuzuoledanbao，
“wobaozheng！dengnvwazhangdahou，zhidingjinijiaerzidangxifu！”
womaneihuiershijialinazhuyide，
kanzheqiangbaozhong，yinweitiwenguodi，daozhiliansedouyouxiefazidenvyingshengchuleceyinzhixin，
“zongguishigeming，zheimexiaojiumeilefumu，yeshikelian，zongbunengjiansibujiuba，wotiwojiahaizidayingle！”
jianzhujiadayingle，laozheyehenshigandong，
duizhewobamajiuzhijieguilexialai……
wobamabalaozhelaqilaihou，
laozhehailiulejianshuoshizuchuandezhangmingjinsuo，zuoweidingqindexinwu！
yinweiyaojianyang，haiyaoqijiaming，
suoyizheishierkaojiwobale，
tabenjiumeishawenhua，xiangdoumeixiang，
zhijiejiujinvwaqilegejiaoernizidexiaoming！
dangchuzaichangderendouhengaoxing，
danshiwoquegaoxingbuqilai，
从小记事起，
woshenbianjiuyougejiaoliernizidetuoyouping，
其实我挺烦她的，
yinxiangzhongtazhangdeganshouganshoude，
dingzheyitoujuanqudehuanghuangdetoufa，yidiandoubuhaokan，
wosansuihoujiubuniaochuangle，
她倒好，
五岁了都还尿床，
yinweiwanshangtaxihuanbaozhewoshui，
wojidehaozhangyiduanshijian，
jingchangzaoshangxinglaihou，bushichuangpushilulude，jiushiwoshenshangshilulude，
一股子尿骚味！
woshuota，tahaizuiying，yaosilebuchengren，
feishuotemoshiwoniaodechuang！
这就算了，
ernizitianshengquanshenbinglengcigu，
尤其是到了冬天，
gengshiyaolewodeqinmingle，
是！
woshichunyangdeminggebujia！
suiranjingchangzaoshangliubixue，aishanghuo、dongtianchuanjiandanyidoubuleng，
danshikangbuzhuyiwanshangbaozhegebingkuaishuiba？
而且这个冰块，
haishigenbenwuburedeneizhong！
womaxintengwo，danshiyemeibanfa，
zhidemeitianwanshangbakangshaodegewaire，
这样一来，
wojingchangshinaomenhoubeiredezhimaohan，huailideduzizeshidongdebingliang！
这还不算，
yinweitashichunyindemingge，meidaoyueyuanzhiye，yinqizuishengdewanshang，
jiuhuidongdeyachigegezuoxiang，quanshendoudeyaoming！
zheishihouernizijiudeheshidiwodechunyangxue，cainengguolezheigekan！
开始还好，
womayongxiaoledudefengyizhenzhapowodezhijian，yongyigexiaojiuzhongjiezhe，jichushidixue！
后来二妮子嫌麻烦，
shuojiuzhongdibudexuetianbuganjing，palangfei，
zhijiejiangwodeshouzhisaijinlezuili，
先是舔一舔消消毒，
jinjiezhexiaojianyayiyaojiushiyidundezuo！
好家伙，
zheiyaopohoudeshangkou，liuchulaidehezhishishidixuea，
woneihuieryebuzhidaozaguolaide，
得亏了我的体质好，
jiashangyigeyueyejiuzheimeyihui，
zheicairangwomeiluoxiashapinxuedemaobing，
tawanshangzhanwoworenle，baitianyetebiedezhanwo，
woqunatagenna，xiaohuobandouchaoxiaowozheimexiaojiuyouguanjiapole，
让我很是没有面子！
二妮子还特傻，
womennanhaizimenzuixihuandehuanjiemoguoyubisheiniaodeyuan，
为了赢，
shenzhihebaoshuihounengbieshangyitian，
zhishiweilefangxuezaitianbian，hexiaohuobanmenyijuegaoxia！
ernizibufushu，feiyaocanjia，
womennanhaizizaichajingerdoushiyitiaoxian，
tabiedelianhongbozicuyedingduoshigekeng！
还有，
tatizhihencha，aiganmao，
一感冒就流鼻涕，
jingchangbitiliudelaozhang，doukuaidaozuichunshangle，caishedexihuiqu，
wodoubuzhiyicijiandaoguo，
meidangbitiliudaoletazuichunshangdeshihou，
ernizijingranbuxianzang，haishenchushetoutoutoutianzijidebiti！
zhenshiyaoduomaitaijiuyouduomaitai！
tapingshihaizuichandebuxing，
womameitianzaoshangjiwohetawogejidan，
tachiwanzijidehaibusuan，bawodeneigejidandedanhuanghaidejiazou，
因为吃得多，
她的消化就不好，
wanshangzaibeiwofangdepijuchou！
zhuwei，nimenkexiangerzhi，
xiongdiwoneixienian……shizenmeguolaideba？
yebuzhidaoweisha，kenengshiwobaxihuanguinvdeyuangu，
对她还特别的溺爱，
meidangjianworenbuzhuyaoshoushiernizideshihou，jiuhuixunwobuzhidaozunlaoaiyou，
往往这时候，
tajiuhuiduozaiwobabeihoudeyidijiwobanguilian，
气得我牙痒痒！
dangran，woyebushiwanquanmeiyoufanjidebanfa，
meicitaredaowohou，wojiuhuizaiyigexiaobenzishangxiezhengzi，
dengyiyexiemanzhishi，jiushiwodefuchouzhiri！
wohuichendarenbuzaijiadeshihou，
guanshangmenhenhenzoutayidun，
tongchangtahuikuzhebizizhaowobagaozhuang，wobazaizouwoyidun，
danshijimanyiyezhibixuzoutashiwodedixian，
莽起来的我，
才不管她多大呢！
yaoshuotayidianyoudianyemeiyou，
那也不至于，
zuiqimaxiatiandeshihou，wojiuxihuanrangtadaizaiwoshenbian，
xiangdangyuyigeyidongdekongdiao，
youshihouxianyinliaobugoubing，wojiurangtachuaihuaili，
meiduojiujiunenghedaoliangshuangdeqishuile！
还有一点好处就是，
ziconghetashenghuozaiyikuai，
wocongchushengqi，meitianzaoshangliubixuedexianxiang，jiumingxianjiujianshaolehenduo，
tinglaodaoshuo：zheishiguyangbusheng、duyinbuzhang，shitabawodezaorezhonghele！
zheiyangderizi，chixudaolewobasuineinian！
yejiushitaguoleqisuideshengrihou，
那天晚上，
cunliqiaoqiaodekaijinlaileyiliangqiche，
daizhedayanmaodepangzimeilai，
县长没来，
白发老者也没来，
cheshangxialaigesangesishiduosuidezhongnianren，
领头的我爸见过，
shizuichujianmianshihou，cunbubuligenzailaotoushenhoudeguanjia，
娃娃亲也是亲，
yushiwobareqingdejiedailesanren，bingqiehaixunwenlaozhezenmemeilai？
zhongnianrenlianseyouxieganga，jianwobawendejile，zheicaishuoleshihua，
“laoyezishentiyouyang，rujindangjiadeshitadedaerzi，”
nachuleyizhangnanyixiangxiangdedaezhipiaohou，youyouyouyuyudejiangminglelaiyi，
“dangjiadefenfu，zhiqiantandehunshi......bu......busuanshule，rujinyaojiezouernizi！zheixieqiansuanshibuchang……”
wobadangshihennanshou，naqilaineizhangzhipiaojiusilegefensui，
zheimexieniantazaojiubaernizidangzijidenverle，
tajuedejiqianshiduitadewuru，shizaimaiguinv！
danshifennuguifennu，ernizibijingshirenjiade，tabufangshouyebuxing！
ernizibeidaizoudeshihou，kudexilihualade，haiyiweifancuodaozhiwobamabuyaotale，
kuzhedahan：“bamawozhidaocuole，yihoukendingtinghua！”
woneihuiernianjixiao，daoshimeiyoushabushedeganjue，
shuoshihua，dangshizhidaohouchadianmeixiaochushenglai，
xinxiang：“zheigeaishouaijiaodetuoyoupingzhongyushuaichuqule，”
zouzhiqian，weileyifangwanyi，
heguanjiayiqilaidelianggeren，youbadaizhedeshoutixiangdakai，luchulelimianmanmandechaopiao，
shuoyaochaowojiesanshidixintouxue，zheixiepiaozishijiwodeyingyangfei，
wobamaxintengwo，ziranshibutongyide，
cikelianggeshouxiafeichanggancuidechaowobamaguilexialai！
shuowanbuchengrenwu，tamenlianggehuiquyedeshoufa！
houlaikanzhezaiyibiankudedoukuaiduanqideernizi，
wobazhongyuhaishixinruanle，
“banimendeqianshouqilai，womenbuxihan，yihouhaohaodaiwoguinv！”
jutizenmejiedejiubuxishuole，
neiciwohuanlebangeyuecaihuanguolai！
ernizibeiqiaowushengxidaizouzhihou，wobananshoulehenjiu，
bijingcongxiaoyangdaoqisuida，jiusuanshitiaogouyedouyouganqingle，
hekuanghaishigehuoshengshengderen？
suoyitajingchanghezuihou，jiuhuidamayigejiaogaomingde，
haimabeichengdeyouqianrenjia，meijigeshihaodongxide！
zuihouhuizuixunxundelouzhewoshuo：“dadannifangxin，yihounidiezhidingjinizhangluogehaoxifu！”
womadaoshiyizhidoubijiaolengjing，
haoxiangtayijingtiqianzhidaohuishizheiyangdejieguo！
zhishiailiandemozhewodenaodai，
wozhidao，tashixintengwozheimeduonianmeigeyueliudexue，yijidongtianwanshangshoudezui！
为了安慰他们，
我无所谓的笑了笑，
“bamafangxin，gaishiwode，zuihouhaishiwode！paobule！”
“dengnierziwoyihouchuxile，duojinimendaihuilaijigeerxifu，rangtamenhaohaoxiaojingnimen！”
wangwangzheishihou，wobajiukaihuaidaxiaokuawoyouchuxi，
womazeshijiuzhewoerduomawoxiaobuzhengjing！